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Lawmakers introduce bill to tackle misleadingly photoshopped ads
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This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me
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With the world watching, titans take to the pitch
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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? it's too tired!
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Jane seymour's secrets to feeling young after 50
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Q: why couldn't the pirate play cards? a: because he was sitting on the deck !
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What do you call a car that eats other cars? a carnivore.
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Based on my calculations i can retire about 5 years after i die.
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Want to hear the one about my penis..? you wouldn't get it... it's too long.
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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot, you fucking racist.
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Lesbian sex is like swimming. it's not hard, and gets you wet.
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High-calorie diet could extend survival for als patients
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I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. i guess i took them for granite
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What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? put it on my bill.
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Watch heroic drivers rescue 2 scared dogs dashing down freeway
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How she does it: the making of sophie gamand's flower power series
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If the united states government had a reality tv show... it would be called house of tards.
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Want to hear an awesome lyrebird impression? you just did.
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An open letter to my son, who yesterday was called a 'nerd'
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I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, stop shaking the ladder you cunt.
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How to counter the effects of sleep deprivation
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I had a frozen apple for lunch today it was hardcore
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The man behind 'humans of new york' reflects on his unscripted interview with president obama
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10 things you probably didn't know about 'doug'
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New england cod fishermen share coal miners’ plight in this new documentary
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What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life
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Why is peter pan such a terrible pilot? because he neverlands
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Top gop senator challenges trump arms deals over qatar crisis
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Just finished charging my iphone. lets see how long the battery la
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What does vin diesel call pin the tail on the donkey? fasten the furry ass.
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises in the morning? it becomes daytrogen
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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? they both like girls
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Your guide to the best bbq in st. louis according to zagat
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Betsey johnson's accessory collection: 'they all tell stories' (video)
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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? crackers always leave crumbs.
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Why a local news station's decision to live-stream a potential suicide is dangerous
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4 key ways to become a transformational thinker and get what you want out of life
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Being a bridezilla can destroy your whole wedding planning experience -- tips for behaving yourself
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I like my women like i like my alcohol..... rubbing.
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Gugu mbatha-raw, gina prince-bythewood reteaming for 'an untamed state'
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America can't even unite around a disdain for nazis
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Watch ted koppel tell sean hannity he's bad for america
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One app you need if you want the new, cheap iphone
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Which is faster, hot or cold? hot is faster. anyone can catch a cold.
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Koch's team to meet trump's camp, but industrialist remains skeptical
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The iphone 5 will be able to print bacon
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What beverage does bruce lee like to drink? waa-taa!
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Dakota fanning & elizabeth olsen are bffs in 'very good girl' trailer
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Amazon has 12 amazing days of deals that you don't want to miss
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Behold casu marzu, the one cheese this chemist would never eat
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No grandma, sausage fest is not a new special breakfast at ihop
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Pigeons die when they have sex... atleast the one i fucked did.
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Trump surrogate really just goes for it with full-on jay z attack
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Mother's day gift ideas: 11 last-minute gifts for mom (photos)
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Mrs claus hospitalised with severe cramps. heavy christmas period to blame.
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Bruce jenner just got rooted by his own son right in the pussy
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Poker never works well in africa ethiopians always eat the chips
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Einstein made a theory about space, and it was about time, too!
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What do you call a smelly hobbit? frodor.
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101 things to do before your daughter starts her period
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Alec baldwin as trump tells his supporters to 'keep eating that finger chili'
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Al roker says new york city taxi passed him to pick up a white guy
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I like my men like i like my chess players... they know how to make an opening.
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When abroad, james bond is known as +44 07.
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Dinner for one: blackberry sangria, mini-pizza, & single-serve chocolate cake
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Justin bieber is still truly canadian at heart... his most popular song is called sorry.
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Patmos, greece travel: robert mccabe's new exhibit of 30 years of photos on the greek island
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Book, you look so much thinner! i know! i had my appendix removed!
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Finally, you can now watch hulu without ads
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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe? white vans
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Someone just asked me if i was 'happily' married. single people are adorable.
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This hedgehog cleaning her feet could be the most adorable thing you've ever seen (video)
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Come expand your consciousness tonight with this queer art and performance party
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What state do the most math teachers come from? mathachusits!
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What happened when children were to blame for a hate crime
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Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue he burnt the franks
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Joseph carr's gps guide for beating stress before sleep
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Where can sihks and muslims buy headwear? turban outfitters.
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What do you call the security guards outside a samsung factory? guardians of the galaxy
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Irked trump reportedly warned putin: we'd win the arms race
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What kind of dog can turn on your car? yorkies
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Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade
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Watch a love story unravel as two male dancers break your heart with their muscular bodies
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California leaders slam trump administration over report of planned ice raids
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On behalf of the amherst men's soccer team
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An open letter to bill o'reilly about his dystopian take on the las vegas shooting
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Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak
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What do internet football fans sing? e we go e we go e we go!
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Chuck norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. they made him blink.
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2 virginia tech students charged in missing 13-year-old girl's murder
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Benefits of exercise during and after cancer treatment
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Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers?
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What did mc hammer name his son? arman.
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Maria kang and the endless cycle of mommy judging
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Relationships are like fat people... most don't work out!
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Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style.
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9 steps to change careers and get the life you want
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I had really loud unprotected phone sex last week now i have hearing aids.
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Harry potter: hermoine, i'm gay hermione: are you kidding? harry: no, i'm fucking sirius
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Julianne moore golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)
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