CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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St. patrick's day fails: 11 reasons to be careful while getting sloshed (photos)	false
How high are you! ? demanded the officer. no officer, it's hi, how are you?. replied the kid.	true
My night with the navajos in monument valley	false
Trump continues assault on media, calls new york times 'fake news'	false
Take out your credit cards! we've found the weirdest mother's day gifts	false
Hold off on sex if you've been near zika virus, the cdc warns	false
Sometimes i need what only some people can provide: their absence.	true
Polls close in britain's bitterly fought eu referendum	false
Student texts 'goodbye mama' in final message right before tornado strikes	false
Stephen colbert has an ingenious plan to keep donald trump off twitter	false
I respected people a lot more before spotify told me what they were listening to.	true
Harry reid tells facebook and google to crack down on fake news	false
What does the administration’s decision to rescind daca mean?	false
Emotional justice: what black women want and need	false
Report: rupert murdoch called at&t's ceo twice about cnn sale	false
What do you call a mexican that loses a car? carlos.	true
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? it has more bark than bite.	true
Give me a positive adjective... splendid. nice. now how about a negative adjective? splendidn't.	true
What did abe lincoln say after a night of drinking? i set who free?	true
How many /r/jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?	true
Q: what's mary short for? a: she's got no legs.	true
10 greek eating habits that will boost your health	false
Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked	true
U.k. radio host: trump fans must think harvey weinstein would be a good president	false
Who are the real guardians of the galaxy? security at samsung.	true
Life is like a box chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people.	true
What the wedding industry needs to know about gay weddings	false
'priestdaddy' takes on priesthood, fatherhood and the patriarchy	false
Gop tax cuts won't pass this year — or maybe even next	false
Two condoms drive by a gay bar... one turns to the other and says let's get shit-faced!	true
Why do nuns never wear a bra? god supports everything.	true
I wish my band were shittier so we could get booked on leno :(	true
Preserving lgbtq equality in the supreme court: no piece of cake	false
Skier's epic fall leads to 7 flips and 1 incredible video	false
I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie but it ended up being a little tart.	true
Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend.	true
How long does it take to drive across france? 3 days by panzer	true
You excited to watch the super bowl? ya, but only cuz the commercials.	true
Hellmann's vs. best foods mayonnaise: is there a difference?	false
Tom cruise holds his breath for 6 minutes for 'mission: impossible - rogue nation' stunt	false
I need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild.	true
Haunting video shows sexual abuse trauma isn't limited by gender	false
Heading to chinatown after work... i heard it's erection day.	true
How to prevent disappointment: 6 strategies for getting what you need	false
Two antennas got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!	true
Kristen stewart talks balenciaga, being accepted by fashion world to marie claire australia (photo)	false
Who is this one? and why is he always arguing with people?	true
I like my coffee like i like my women... ground up and in the freezer	true
There are 10 types of people in this world... those who know binary and those who don't.	true
Tattoos are like dead babies even if you peel the skin, they're still there	true
New york city mayor declares november 19 'angie martinez day'	false
If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live in the hood	true
Fighting rages in aleppo as syrian rebels claim to break through siege	false
What kind of church music do they sing in finland? finnish hymn!	true
Fifa: trump's travel ban could hurt u.s. efforts to host the 2026 world cup	false
Conversation with california's lt. governor gavin newsom at current tv	false
Raisins are like tiny senior citizens you can eat.	true
Cutting calories, high-protein foods more effective than crash dieting for weight loss	false
What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? you are what you eat	true
Why was x afraid of y? because 2y-14/3x=0	true
Pokemon go is a glimpse of our augmented reality future	false
The most powerful writing about gun violence published in 2015	false
There's only one problem with your face, i can see it.	true
You hear the joke about the frenzied mob? it's a riot.	true
What do you call a dance party in colorado? shake 'n bake.	true
What does a cow measure its harddrive in? moogabytes	true
What did the japanese man say when he jumped out of office depot? supplies!!!	true
Japan is currently doing batman better than america	false
Nfl players, flu shots, feet and you: a simple lesson that can save your life	false
Archie the dog goes into mourning every time his buddy plays dead	false
Archbishop of canterbury justin welby is proposing big changes for the anglican communion	false
What does a frog do when it barbecues? rib it...duh!	true
Time stopped when martin luther king jr. was slain. but the lorraine at last moved ahead.	false
Which program do jedis use to open pdf files? adobe wan kenobi.	true
An all-glowed-up 'wizards of waverly place' cast reunites for wedding	false
Why i'd rather be called a black american than an african-american	false
High-fat diet increases breast cancer risk, study finds	false
The people in this commercial are super real and not actors	false
I hate people who love anal sex they're all fucking assholes	true
What is chris brown's new girlfriends' name? beats me	true
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? they both love cracking open a cold one!	true
Aftershocks of the earthquake that is anthony robbins	false
Curt schilling is heading back to espn, still posting anti-muslim filth	false
Precision parachutes may be only option for aleppo aid deliveries	false
Zoe kravitz inspires us to embrace our natural beauty	false
What is a pirate's favorite letter? ya think it's the r, but it be the c!	true
Whats the best way to pick up chicks lean over and pick them up with your hands.	true
Dear straight people: stop asking non-straight people when 'they knew'	false
A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway.	true
Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth.	true
Nevada must not allow a death row inmate to 'volunteer' for execution by fentanyl and other drugs	false
Which pokemon trainer does scyther hate the most? red	true
Dalai lama's 80th birthday wish is that we all live #withcompassion	false
Home alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black!	true
Father christmas win a saucepan in a competition. now thats what you call pot luck !	true
Bishop eddie long on weight loss: i stopped eating from a ‘slave menu’	false
I couldn't be a step-father. i don't drink enough.	true
What is a slut ? a woman with the morals of a man	true
What kind... what kind of vitamins pirates take? vitamin d.	true
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?	true

St. patrick's day fails: 11 reasons to be careful while getting sloshed (photos)

false

How high are you! ? demanded the officer. no officer, it's hi, how are you?. replied the kid.

true

My night with the navajos in monument valley

false

Trump continues assault on media, calls new york times 'fake news'

false

Take out your credit cards! we've found the weirdest mother's day gifts

false

Hold off on sex if you've been near zika virus, the cdc warns

false

Sometimes i need what only some people can provide: their absence.

true

Polls close in britain's bitterly fought eu referendum

false

Student texts 'goodbye mama' in final message right before tornado strikes

false

Stephen colbert has an ingenious plan to keep donald trump off twitter

false

I respected people a lot more before spotify told me what they were listening to.

true

Harry reid tells facebook and google to crack down on fake news

false

What does the administration’s decision to rescind daca mean?

false

Emotional justice: what black women want and need

false

Report: rupert murdoch called at&t's ceo twice about cnn sale

false

What do you call a mexican that loses a car? carlos.

true

Why is a toothless dog like a tree? it has more bark than bite.

true

Give me a positive adjective... splendid. nice. now how about a negative adjective? splendidn't.

true

What did abe lincoln say after a night of drinking? i set who free?

true

How many /r/jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

true

Q: what's mary short for? a: she's got no legs.

true

10 greek eating habits that will boost your health

false

Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked

true

U.k. radio host: trump fans must think harvey weinstein would be a good president

false

Who are the real guardians of the galaxy? security at samsung.

true

Life is like a box chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people.

true

What the wedding industry needs to know about gay weddings

false

'priestdaddy' takes on priesthood, fatherhood and the patriarchy

false

Gop tax cuts won't pass this year — or maybe even next

false

Two condoms drive by a gay bar... one turns to the other and says let's get shit-faced!

true

Why do nuns never wear a bra? god supports everything.

true

I wish my band were shittier so we could get booked on leno :(

true

Preserving lgbtq equality in the supreme court: no piece of cake

false

Skier's epic fall leads to 7 flips and 1 incredible video

false

I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie but it ended up being a little tart.

true

Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend.

true

How long does it take to drive across france? 3 days by panzer

true

You excited to watch the super bowl? ya, but only cuz the commercials.

true

Hellmann's vs. best foods mayonnaise: is there a difference?

false

Tom cruise holds his breath for 6 minutes for 'mission: impossible - rogue nation' stunt

false

I need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild.

true

Haunting video shows sexual abuse trauma isn't limited by gender

false

Heading to chinatown after work... i heard it's erection day.

true

How to prevent disappointment: 6 strategies for getting what you need

false

Two antennas got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!

true

Kristen stewart talks balenciaga, being accepted by fashion world to marie claire australia (photo)

false

Who is this one? and why is he always arguing with people?

true

I like my coffee like i like my women... ground up and in the freezer

true

There are 10 types of people in this world... those who know binary and those who don't.

true

Tattoos are like dead babies even if you peel the skin, they're still there

true

New york city mayor declares november 19 'angie martinez day'

false

If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live in the hood

true

Fighting rages in aleppo as syrian rebels claim to break through siege

false

What kind of church music do they sing in finland? finnish hymn!

true

Fifa: trump's travel ban could hurt u.s. efforts to host the 2026 world cup

false

Conversation with california's lt. governor gavin newsom at current tv

false

Raisins are like tiny senior citizens you can eat.

true

Cutting calories, high-protein foods more effective than crash dieting for weight loss

false

What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? you are what you eat

true

Why was x afraid of y? because 2y-14/3x=0

true

Pokemon go is a glimpse of our augmented reality future

false

The most powerful writing about gun violence published in 2015

false

There's only one problem with your face, i can see it.

true

You hear the joke about the frenzied mob? it's a riot.

true

What do you call a dance party in colorado? shake 'n bake.

true

What does a cow measure its harddrive in? moogabytes

true

What did the japanese man say when he jumped out of office depot? supplies!!!

true

Japan is currently doing batman better than america

false

Nfl players, flu shots, feet and you: a simple lesson that can save your life

false

Archie the dog goes into mourning every time his buddy plays dead

false

Archbishop of canterbury justin welby is proposing big changes for the anglican communion

false

What does a frog do when it barbecues? rib it...duh!

true

Time stopped when martin luther king jr. was slain. but the lorraine at last moved ahead.

false

Which program do jedis use to open pdf files? adobe wan kenobi.

true

An all-glowed-up 'wizards of waverly place' cast reunites for wedding

false

Why i'd rather be called a black american than an african-american

false

High-fat diet increases breast cancer risk, study finds

false

The people in this commercial are super real and not actors

false

I hate people who love anal sex they're all fucking assholes

true

What is chris brown's new girlfriends' name? beats me

true

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? they both love cracking open a cold one!

true

Aftershocks of the earthquake that is anthony robbins

false

Curt schilling is heading back to espn, still posting anti-muslim filth

false

Precision parachutes may be only option for aleppo aid deliveries

false

Zoe kravitz inspires us to embrace our natural beauty

false

What is a pirate's favorite letter? ya think it's the r, but it be the c!

true

Whats the best way to pick up chicks lean over and pick them up with your hands.

true

Dear straight people: stop asking non-straight people when 'they knew'

false

A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway.

true

Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth.

true

Nevada must not allow a death row inmate to 'volunteer' for execution by fentanyl and other drugs

false

Which pokemon trainer does scyther hate the most? red

true

Dalai lama's 80th birthday wish is that we all live #withcompassion

false

Home alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black!

true

Father christmas win a saucepan in a competition. now thats what you call pot luck !

true

Bishop eddie long on weight loss: i stopped eating from a ‘slave menu’

false

I couldn't be a step-father. i don't drink enough.

true

What is a slut ? a woman with the morals of a man

true

What kind... what kind of vitamins pirates take? vitamin d.

true

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?

true