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Divorce research: study finds that children of divorce are more likely to smoke
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What famous person is a huge fan of trees? tim berton
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Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and facebook timelines.
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Street magician tried to make woman's bikini disappear, police say
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Attention drake: there's a reason jennifer lopez dates younger men
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*wakes up drenched in sweat* was bingo the farmer or the dog?
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What do you call someone who's afraid of santa getting stuck in their chimney? claus-trophobic.
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How to manage your appetite after a bad night's sleep
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What do you use to check your cell from across the room? a telephono lens.
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14 times traveling was more trouble than it was worth
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What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? pillow fight
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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? teargas
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What to do with those leftover seeds from your carved pumpkin
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Five reasons why you're wearing the wrong size bra
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This week in world war i, august 1-7,1914 part 2
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Mounting debt sounds way sexier than it is.
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Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? cus he drank it before it was cool...
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I'm starting a magazine called jugs. it's mostly about pottery.
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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market
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What do you call white grand parents? graham-crackers... wokka wokka
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Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? he thought he was following someone.
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Fannie mae's approval of mortgage principal reductions gets the silent treatment
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What's the craziest place you ever made whoopee? that'd have to be in the butt, bob.
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Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book.
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The most comfortable thing you can wear to work
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This faceless makeup illusion will haunt your dreams
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When i said i was afraid of the dentist, i meant the bill.
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I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs. just exercising my right to arm bears.
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Tim cole, convict exonerated after death, gets texas historical marker
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I put the short word in the slightly longer word.
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What bee is forbidden to the muslims? haram-bee
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If you're mad about kaepernick and silent about cops killing black lives, do better
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5 ways to give back on family vacation
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How can nonprofit boards overcome the inertia of certain directors?
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Why are government employees constipated? because they don't do shit.
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Toaster settings: 1) i do nothing. 2) i do nothing. 3) i set the bread on fire!
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After highs and lows of 2016, make 2017 a better year for women & girls
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The irony of war is that the ones who are right are the ones left.
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My coworker doesn't like me which is weird bc her husband does.
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University of florida defensive back arrested for shooting at girlfriend
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Ancient samaritan sect, straddling israel and palestine, celebrates passover on west bank hilltop
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Miata in the city for the fourth of july
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What's high in the middle and round on both ends? ohio.
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What monster of protection have you created? (guess what? it's keeping you from what you want)
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Fox news disputes idea donald trump got interview questions in advance
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Why did adele cross the road? so she could say hello from the other side.
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Brain evolution study shows what we gave up to get smart
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France nuyen, 'south pacific' star, stuns in the pre-photoshop era
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Dark humor never gets old. just like children in africa.
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German broadcaster criticized for 'racist coverage' of royal wedding
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Q: did you hear about the man who was polishing the flagpole? a: he varnished into thin air!
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So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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In besieged homs, blood becomes a rare commodity
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Single mothers are not responsible for a decline in newspaper sales
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Chance the rapper's birthday party raises over $100k to benefit kids in chicago
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When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge... so the planets started a revolution.
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Tips to keep your dog safe this holiday season
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Til where the first french fry was made. in grease.
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Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one who had a dream.
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Sanders can be the lincoln of our times
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Sean spicer is 'astonished' people are upset over the way he treated april ryan
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3-year-old annie spohr performs great lines from movie history (video)
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I made myself a belt out of watches it was a real waist of time
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often.
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Desperate for teachers, districts beg retirees to come back
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I hate it when i bite into an apple & then realize whoops! it's a salmon...
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Work tip: respond to all your boss's emails with heyyyy you!
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How this night owl copes in an early bird's world
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What do you call a mexican on the moon ? an astronaut you racist
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What's the best thing to come out of a penis? the wrinkles. (told to me by my mother)
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Did you hear that there's a new divorced barbie? yeah - she comes with all of ken's stuff.
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They say 99% of the population is stupid... i'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!
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Reflections on a historic summit of the americas
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Do we really need all the baby body talk?
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Interest in vegan diets on the rise: google trends notes public's increased curiosity in veganism
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There's a procrastinators contest first to claim the prize wins
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Leonardo dicaprio hangs with elephant posse to help save endangered species
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Q. where do tired linedancers go for breakfast? a. ihop
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They say you can't skip leg day ironically it is because of leg day that you can't skip.
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With a fiscal cliff looming ahead, what do you need to know?
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Bill clinton: austerity can't solve debt problem (video)
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I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable.
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Hopes fade for more than 90 missing in china landslide
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Let's take a look at jerry seinfeld's gorgeous telluride house in honor of his birthday (photos)
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Why middle age is the best time to seek therapy
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Sophie, countess of wessex, becomes patron of london college of fashion
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What do you call the killing of chinese baby girls? youth-in-asia
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Constance mallinson's 'free painting experiment' and its unexpected result
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In russia, you don't vote for putin... putin votes for you.
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Sign this, or else! how prenup powerplays prevail
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They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium. they lost the opener.
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My memory is warped and skips often you could call it phonographic
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If pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
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What does hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? *mein krampf!*
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Watch: maui man drives car through marathon crowd
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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? because a tuna can!
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The strokes first performance in three years (video)
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Blink and you'll miss taylor swift's brother in new 'i.t.' trailer
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Oh you have morals? you must be new here.
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The 'ugly betty' reunion of your dreams is happening this summer
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