CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Trump’s campaign knows about as much about his tax payments as the rest of us	false
Over 129,000 kids attend schools that honor confederate leaders	false
So today i found out why clickbait is so effective	true
Pick up line for a shakespeare lover. how now brown chicken brown cow?	true
Here are the highlights from the sixth republican presidential debate	false
What do you call a midget who directs dirty jobs? a micromanager.	true
What did the river say when it saw the beavers? i'll be dammed.	true
I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... the plot was riveting!	true
'survivor' player claims he was fired from job after outing transgender teammate	false
How do you get down off of an elephant? you don't, you get down off of a duck.	true
When is it time to walk away from a marriage?	false
I've never tried frosted flakes cereal but i've heard great things about it.	true
This is the plane that will be the new air force one	false
Dolce & gabbana closing might happen to pay tax evasion fine, designers say	false
My grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war... but he never talks about it.	true
Worth the flight: mohonk mountain house, upstate new york	false
What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? laun-dairy.	true
What do you call black people in the military? geurrilla warfare	true
I personally think that halloween should be moved to november 8 (it'll be more scary)	true
Russell westbrook’s reaction to an angry fan flipping him off is absolutely perfect	false
Mythology gags, anyone? what can kill you with a glance and goes hittthhh? the basilisp.	true
Landlord accused of masturbating on tenant's clothes when she wasn't home	false
Bp oil spill settlement: gulf coast senators sign bipartisan letter seeking fair deal	false
Why didn't stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? he was rushin'	true
How do you ship 100 jews across the country? put them in a semite-truck.	true
Long day? ugh i can't wait to go home know who else wanted to go home	true
Don't ever look away from a police officer. just stare him down. you don't wanna look suspicious.	true
Bought a new exercise program instructions said to stop if i felt any discomfort so i did	true
I'm the vcr was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal years old	true
My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches.	true
Knock knock who's there? i'm i'm who? hi who, i'm daniel	true
Idris elba to get even sexier by showing off comedy chops in new netflix series	false
Opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & i only know yours because of facebook.	true
The difference between she's jogging & healthy vs she's in danger & i should help is headphones.	true
How do you win an election? by having people believe that you've won an election.	true
As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...	true
Friend: i'm pregnant me: you should have just got a dog	true
I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo.	true
Asked the librarian for a book on the female g spot. he couldn't find it.	true
What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? allahu akbar	true
If i were a piano... ...i'd make sure my life ends on a high note.	true
Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger	true
Pregnant cop forced to continue patrol work -- or take unpaid leave	false
Make these diy crepe paper fringe string lights with leftover holiday decor	false
Progressive firebrand vincent fort falls short in atlanta mayoral race	false
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a snowman. doctor: keep cool !	true
And i really love chocolate... i'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.	true
San bernardino attacker became increasingly devout, family says	false
What do islamist extremists eat for breakfast? french toast	true
What do you call jokes about eyes? vitreous humour.	true
These twenty-somethings hope to inspire their generation to foster children now	false
At least 2 dead in stabbing in finnish city of turku	false
There are only 3 types of people that i hate. racists, hypocrites and niggers.	true
If a bear attacks you, play dead. ok good, you're about to feel like this forever	true
Where do muslims go after their friday prayer? to the allahu akbar	true
Does adam sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?	true
If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs.	true
Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? cause he grew up in pawtucket.	true
What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? ohmmmm, ohmmmm, ohmmmm...	true
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? tentacles!	true
These quick videos will reduce your stress in an instant	false
She's not a slut... she's just a weiner connoisseur.	true
Apparently hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a sunday.	true
Hard at work the story of a male porn star.	true
(taken from my kid's favorite show 'arthur') what is a sea monster's favorite meal? fish and ships	true
Police seek 'cute,' 'handsome' and 'well dressed' con man	false
You'll live like a king in one of these 10 royally awesome castles (photos)	false
Courtspeak: how words can both move and confuse	false
Usher: wedding singer? yes, if one mom has her way	false
Holly holm celebrates all her hard work finally paying off	false
Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger?	true
A knock knock joke from westeros knock knock who's there? hodor. hodor who? ...hodor	true
Lax supervision plagued officer sex cases, ap investigation finds	false
Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? so they can also see the front lines.	true
Trump's supporters may be the real puppetmasters of his hateful campaign	false
What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? ctrl+p	true
Watch anderson cooper take down roy moore's spokeswoman in wild interview	false
Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.	true
Five immigrants and a baby arrested in nc churchyard, deported to middle-east	false
6 things you should know about the supreme court decision in king v. burwell	false
6 reasons why you should be cool with gay marriage (video)	false
The furniture store keeps calling me. all i wanted was one night stand...	true
Hey, nsa,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?	true
What's wrong with denigrating girls and women in schools?	false
Doctor doctor i'm so ugly what can i do about it? hire yourself out for halloween parties!	true
Why millennials should remember that their vote matters this election	false
Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing kiss by a rose. refund!	true
Have you seen the new broadway production about the dictionary? it's a great play on words.	true
Slept like a log last night..... woke up in the fire place	true
What does hanukkah mean to my autistic son?	false
Liverpool have went from sas to lols from suarez and sturridge to lallana origi lambert sturridge	true
Where do snowmen go to dance ? snowballs !	true
Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? because she was a girl.	true
What's worse than ants in your pants? uncles.	true
My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. personally, i can't see the point.	true
Schumer warns obama's trade agenda may die without a china currency-manipulation crackdown	false
Two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:dam	true
Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, why did they skip 9? because, 7 8 9...	true
If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter.	true
Harold ramis dies from complications of autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis: what is it?	false

Trump’s campaign knows about as much about his tax payments as the rest of us

false

Over 129,000 kids attend schools that honor confederate leaders

false

So today i found out why clickbait is so effective

true

Pick up line for a shakespeare lover. how now brown chicken brown cow?

true

Here are the highlights from the sixth republican presidential debate

false

What do you call a midget who directs dirty jobs? a micromanager.

true

What did the river say when it saw the beavers? i'll be dammed.

true

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... the plot was riveting!

true

'survivor' player claims he was fired from job after outing transgender teammate

false

How do you get down off of an elephant? you don't, you get down off of a duck.

true

When is it time to walk away from a marriage?

false

I've never tried frosted flakes cereal but i've heard great things about it.

true

This is the plane that will be the new air force one

false

Dolce & gabbana closing might happen to pay tax evasion fine, designers say

false

My grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war... but he never talks about it.

true

Worth the flight: mohonk mountain house, upstate new york

false

What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? laun-dairy.

true

What do you call black people in the military? geurrilla warfare

true

I personally think that halloween should be moved to november 8 (it'll be more scary)

true

Russell westbrook’s reaction to an angry fan flipping him off is absolutely perfect

false

Mythology gags, anyone? what can kill you with a glance and goes hittthhh? the basilisp.

true

Landlord accused of masturbating on tenant's clothes when she wasn't home

false

Bp oil spill settlement: gulf coast senators sign bipartisan letter seeking fair deal

false

Why didn't stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? he was rushin'

true

How do you ship 100 jews across the country? put them in a semite-truck.

true

Long day? ugh i can't wait to go home know who else wanted to go home

true

Don't ever look away from a police officer. just stare him down. you don't wanna look suspicious.

true

Bought a new exercise program instructions said to stop if i felt any discomfort so i did

true

I'm the vcr was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal years old

true

My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches.

true

Knock knock who's there? i'm i'm who? hi who, i'm daniel

true

Idris elba to get even sexier by showing off comedy chops in new netflix series

false

Opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & i only know yours because of facebook.

true

The difference between she's jogging & healthy vs she's in danger & i should help is headphones.

true

How do you win an election? by having people believe that you've won an election.

true

As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...

true

Friend: i'm pregnant me: you should have just got a dog

true

I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo.

true

Asked the librarian for a book on the female g spot. he couldn't find it.

true

What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? allahu akbar

true

If i were a piano... ...i'd make sure my life ends on a high note.

true

Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger

true

Pregnant cop forced to continue patrol work -- or take unpaid leave

false

Make these diy crepe paper fringe string lights with leftover holiday decor

false

Progressive firebrand vincent fort falls short in atlanta mayoral race

false

Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a snowman. doctor: keep cool !

true

And i really love chocolate... i'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.

true

San bernardino attacker became increasingly devout, family says

false

What do islamist extremists eat for breakfast? french toast

true

What do you call jokes about eyes? vitreous humour.

true

These twenty-somethings hope to inspire their generation to foster children now

false

At least 2 dead in stabbing in finnish city of turku

false

There are only 3 types of people that i hate. racists, hypocrites and niggers.

true

If a bear attacks you, play dead. ok good, you're about to feel like this forever

true

Where do muslims go after their friday prayer? to the allahu akbar

true

Does adam sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?

true

If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs.

true

Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? cause he grew up in pawtucket.

true

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? ohmmmm, ohmmmm, ohmmmm...

true

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? tentacles!

true

These quick videos will reduce your stress in an instant

false

She's not a slut... she's just a weiner connoisseur.

true

Apparently hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a sunday.

true

Hard at work the story of a male porn star.

true

(taken from my kid's favorite show 'arthur') what is a sea monster's favorite meal? fish and ships

true

Police seek 'cute,' 'handsome' and 'well dressed' con man

false

You'll live like a king in one of these 10 royally awesome castles (photos)

false

Courtspeak: how words can both move and confuse

false

Usher: wedding singer? yes, if one mom has her way

false

Holly holm celebrates all her hard work finally paying off

false

Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger?

true

A knock knock joke from westeros knock knock who's there? hodor. hodor who? ...hodor

true

Lax supervision plagued officer sex cases, ap investigation finds

false

Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? so they can also see the front lines.

true

Trump's supporters may be the real puppetmasters of his hateful campaign

false

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? ctrl+p

true

Watch anderson cooper take down roy moore's spokeswoman in wild interview

false

Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.

true

Five immigrants and a baby arrested in nc churchyard, deported to middle-east

false

6 things you should know about the supreme court decision in king v. burwell

false

6 reasons why you should be cool with gay marriage (video)

false

The furniture store keeps calling me. all i wanted was one night stand...

true

Hey, nsa,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?

true

What's wrong with denigrating girls and women in schools?

false

Doctor doctor i'm so ugly what can i do about it? hire yourself out for halloween parties!

true

Why millennials should remember that their vote matters this election

false

Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing kiss by a rose. refund!

true

Have you seen the new broadway production about the dictionary? it's a great play on words.

true

Slept like a log last night..... woke up in the fire place

true

What does hanukkah mean to my autistic son?

false

Liverpool have went from sas to lols from suarez and sturridge to lallana origi lambert sturridge

true

Where do snowmen go to dance ? snowballs !

true

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? because she was a girl.

true

What's worse than ants in your pants? uncles.

true

My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. personally, i can't see the point.

true

Schumer warns obama's trade agenda may die without a china currency-manipulation crackdown

false

Two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:dam

true

Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, why did they skip 9? because, 7 8 9...

true

If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter.

true

Harold ramis dies from complications of autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis: what is it?

false