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Cleaning out my handbag. wondering if nine pens are enough.
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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis
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Queen latifah's refusal to talk about her personal life on new show discussed on the rubin report
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Tim burton dances around the subject of diversity in his new film
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From the granddaughter of a north korean refugee
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What do you call a disabled man in the hood? a kripple.
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Craigslist creates strange market for women seeking positive pregnancy tests (photos)
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Texas immigration crackdown can move forward, judges rule
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Woman maced 3 wendy's employees for serving stale fries, police say
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If someone on your bus says my butthole is 28, what do you think that means, exactly?
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Airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries
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How to relax and renew yourself right this moment
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Fox news guest personally asks donald trump to bomb syrian air force during segment
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What do you call a black dinosaur? tyroneosaurus-rex.
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China retaliates as u.s. slaps country with $50 billion in tariffs
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It was so cold this morning... i actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!
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How do we teach sportsmanship to young children?
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National martini day: vintage martini glasses, shakers & accessories fit for celebrating (photos)
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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? a nietzsche market!
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My parents are visiting. so i pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere
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11 awesome (and natural!) beauty products you can find at whole foods
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What did the tuba say to the clarinet? nothing, instruments don't talk.
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Andie macdowell, 'groundhog day' actress, can tell when a woman is going through divorce
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Is there a right way to explain evolution to a 6-year-old?
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Teenage parties it's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people.
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These are the college campuses dotted with hateful pro-trump graffiti
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As ice melts, dangerous diseases from the past could rise again
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How does furious 7 end? paul walker dies.
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Ana airways gives visitors a 360° look into japan
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What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book? a deadpool.
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I hear ireland's the richest country in the world... its capital is always dublin.
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I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. what do i have? someone else's pants.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? outlaws are wanted :)
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How do you make a little girl cry twice? you rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
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All prince george wants for christmas is a police car, dad says
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What's your dad getting for christmas? bald and fat.
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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. humpty dumpty had a great fall. he died.
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Hardcore black friday shopper creates man-cave outside of best buy
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Holiday craft ideas: turn old cds into mosaic ornaments
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Gps guide: gabrielle bernstein, spirit junkie, shares an inspirational guide for peace
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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? in an american nursing home.
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Midgets are not a big part of society. huehuehuehuehuehuehue....
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There's 2 types of people in this world... ones that pee in the shower and liars
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In my time, i fought trump by criticizing people wearing safety pins
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Updo hairstyles librarians would love at the row, naeem khan and more (photos)
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World leaders try to avoid south china sea tensions at asean summit
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Why didn't the guitarist get laid? because he had bad pickups
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Weatherman freaks out over 'gigantic' spider live on air
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14 things to stop stressing about in 2014
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is
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Utah attorney general vows to sue obama over new national monument
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Atlantic city hurricane sandy: remembering the city's iconic boardwalk (photos)
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'the bachelorette' season 11 episode 9 recap: kaitlyn bristowe's 'fantasy' is more of a nightmare
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I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then i realized that none of them work.
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Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? it was a low blow.
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Can the new sfmoma turn tech-bros into art patrons?
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My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better
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Taught a man how to buy fish. so much easier.
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I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document! -- no one. ever.
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New york bomber sought an isis-inspired attack with failed device, investigators say
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Big brother uses baby sister for a science lesson that will definitely stick with her
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Castello di gabbiano among the most innovative wineries in tuscany
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Truths about education that parents need to know
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Donald trump is wrong about ads attacking john kasich
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Why is smurfette the only smurf who recycles? she's the only one with a blue box.
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What do you call a white man on fire? a firecracker!
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There is no 'alt-right.' there is only white supremacy.
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Wanna get laid? crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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Kris, bruce jenner divorce? kardashian hints at future split
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Trevor noah rips rick santorum for thinking ‘kids should be shot and not heard’
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2-month-old baby, 2 others gunned down inside utah home
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Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth.
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Vintage hairstyles, lessons from 'frasier' and more from huffpost live's throwback thursday (video)
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What inspires me: unvarnished beauty in monemvasia, greece
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Apollo 11 flight director gene krantz explains how to park on the moon
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When life tells us otherwise, how should we accept ourselves?
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Man i really hate calculus. it just derives me crazy
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The harvey weinstein scandal could take down a fashion label
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National healthy sleep awareness project: cdc, aasm announce new sleep initiative
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Did you hear the new joke with the old punch line?
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Why i made the switch to serving dessert with dinner
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Why are women like magazines? they have a lot of issues
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Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.
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Cabinet pick wilbur ross struggles to explain how he'll deal with trump's conflicts of interest
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Obama says what we're all thinking about helen mirren
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What did the unused dough say to the baker? why don't you knead me?
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Sprout home plant of the week: crabapple tree
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Today i fucked up now she's pregnant :/
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No place for poetry on my son's common core ela test
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Christmas jokes q: why was missis claus mad last night? a: santa came early
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What car does luke skywalker drive? a toy-yoda
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Welcome to the alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password.
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Nasa graphic shows six terrifying decades of global warming (video)
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What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? actibia.
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Spectacular 'super bloom' is just days away in this california desert
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Hp inc. joins companies declining to contribute to g.o.p. convention
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Bad jokes are hereditary they pun in the family.
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13 signs your office lunch has become the most important part of your day
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What is brown and bad for teeth? a brick.
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Why this girl opened a new toy -- and found a pregnancy test instead
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