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Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent | true |
Love photos: seeking your couple photos for 'love in one photo' project | false |
These are the 16 best burgers of 2013 | false |
What music is good to listen to while having a snack? 8 a bit music. | true |
Unrelated but i believe strongly that woody woodpecker is a lesbian | true |
Banned ryanair ads: too much fuss over a little lingerie? (photos) | false |
British english will have only 3 vowels now a i o they left e u | true |
Pizzeria owner once slammed for blackface now stereotypes mexicans | false |
Hey, wanna hear a jew joke? israeli funny | true |
Social security advocates pin hopes on donald trump | false |
What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -catch my drift | true |
How do you cut off a redneck's dick? kick his sister in the jaw | true |
A german bakers was robbed... apparently everything was stollen. | true |
India arie remembers maya angelou and talks about the pitfalls of stardom | false |
Wanna know my new year's resolution? 4k, baby. | true |
Why did the police hurry over to the black lives matter riot? to beat the crowd! | true |
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... make me one with everything. | true |
My attractive feature is that sometimes i go away. | true |
'pirates 5' eyes box office domination while 'baywatch' drowns | false |
Bpa, phthalates linked with teen obesity, insulin resistance | false |
Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins i made this up just now | true |
I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae. | true |
Even americans who favor gun control aren't very optimistic about it | false |
If i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be nopey. | true |
Divorce expo: start over smart expo in nyc helps divorcees (video) | false |
Rick santorum tries to explain why he can weigh in on climate change but pope shouldn't | false |
Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener. | true |
I redid my fence yesterday. it needed to be reposted. | true |
I'm not lazy... i'm just on my energy saving mode. | true |
H7n9 bird flu found in 5 other sites in china | false |
Countdown to the oscars: red carpet beauty secrets | false |
What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? dr. dre | true |
Burger travel: the hamburger festival of akron, ohio | false |
Mediterranean diet best diet ever? not so fast | false |
Reminder: boycotting milo yiannopoulos' publisher is not censorship | false |
No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything. | true |
Should this word be removed from the language? | false |
Digging below the surface of membership growth at credit unions | false |
Stuff each other's faces: the 2013 valentine's day food gift guide | false |
Nomophobia: 66 percent are afraid to be separated from cell phones, survey shows | false |
Ai day will replace christmas as the most important holiday in less than 25 years | false |
Patrick stewart is becoming a u.s. citizen so he can fight donald trump | false |
This barber backpacked across the globe and found more than just the perfect shave | false |
Anytime tim tebow contemplates... ...it's a christian ponder. joke courtesy michael starrbury | true |
Tried to start an origami company... it folded. | true |
What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal | true |
Girlfriend: what's senior year without a little slacking? me: junior year. | true |
A half-dozen gop senators just fired a big warning shot on obamacare repeal | false |
What does the b in benoit b. mandelbrot stand for? benoit b. mandelbrot | true |
Falling in love with any work you do | false |
Spacex launches and lands the first recycled orbital rocket ever | false |
Why are women like parachutes? because if they don't spread they are worthless. | true |
Cyprus, eu/imf lenders agree to bank tax on large deposits: cypriot official | false |
What the world’s healthiest diets have in common | false |
I get bi with a little help from my girl friends. | true |
Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. now we're having communion for dinner. | true |
People that pronounce vase like voz make me want to punch them in the foz. | true |
Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked. | true |
Life is like a dozen roses... it's full of pricks! | true |
Oven thermometers: why they're important and 5 types to consider | false |
What did the australian chess player say to the waiter? cheque, mate! | true |
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you feed your self with that? | true |
Why did hillary clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11 | true |
With trump's vp choice, gop misses huge opportunity | false |
A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion. | true |
What do you call a pig with three eyes ? piiig | true |
My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4 | true |
New foods to try for cinco de mayo: recipes to enjoy as a family | false |
*emergency room* nurse: we're losing him! doctor : im working as fast as i can | true |
Get psyched for this new kids' show starring julie andrews and puppets | false |
Canyon ranch hotel and spa in miami beach (video) | false |
What part of canada do the inuit control? nunavut. | true |
Obama continues misdirection in u.s. policy toward cuba | false |
You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend. | true |
How filing a tax return reduces identity theft | false |
Don't look out of the window betty people will think it's halloween. | true |
Twitter shows us how drastically we've changed in a tough 2016 | false |
This week in world war i, february 6-12, 2016 | false |
A vegan...like mr. spock? no mom...that's a vulcan. | true |
What's your best oscar one liner? tell me. | true |
*woman throws a drink in my face but i swallow it all perfectly* | true |
For the holidays: the gift of artistic expression | false |
The defecator. that's not even a real transformer. beat it, kid. | true |
I must be emotionally constipated ...because i haven't given a shit in days | true |
What did one british tampon say to the other british tampon? we're bloody-well stuffed. | true |
The psychology of materialism, and why it's making you unhappy | false |
My mate gav overdosed on heart burn tablets i cant believe gav is gone. | true |
My sergeant told us to fire at will... it's kind of a shame. i liked that guy. | true |
No to 'boehner' trade, no to the trans-pacific partnership | false |
Co-pilot was flying airasia jet at the time of crash, investigators say | false |
On the road of destruction to the thomas fire | false |
Cultivating climate justice from the front lines of the crisis: the philippines and australia | false |
Kids who get more sleep may consume fewer calories | false |
'grand theft auto 5' more profitable than any film or book ever | false |
Supreme court steps in to keep louisiana abortion clinics open | false |
Mitch mcconnell pulls out the 'i'm not a scientist' dodge on climate change | false |
Martin luther king wouldn't be very happy with this medicaid map | false |
Media coverage lags as fbi searches for suspect in naacp office bombing | false |
Rapper lil b launches vegan emoji app, because that egg in a skillet isn't for everyone | false |
What do you call a bear that swings both ways? bi-polar | true |
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