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Just got a package in the mail today... deez nuts! hahhhhhhh got-eeem | true |
Mom's 'salary' in 2013 is $59,862 for 90-hour work week, according to insure.com | false |
Trump’s budget will harm the planet and the economy | false |
This artist gives renaissance-style sculptures a goofy modern twist | false |
Clinton email controversy gives 2016 race its first dose of high anxiety | false |
The gulf between what you weigh and what you want to weigh | false |
Bruno mars and mark ronson sued over alleged 'uptown funk' rip | false |
Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident... | true |
A movement to finally end the 'mommy wars'? | false |
The two things i'm carrying with me as i evacuate for hurricane irma | false |
Justice breyer is dying for a case that will kill the death penalty for good | false |
'hedwig' takes a dip with taye diggs in title role | false |
Samantha bee gets candid about dealing with twitter haters post-election | false |
What did the gay frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? boner appetit. | true |
Me and justin trudeau have alot in common... we both hope our budget will balance itself | true |
Ferguson police seek to restore trust with new initiative | false |
Help i'm addicted to skin i can't stop wearing it! | true |
What's the difference between asians and caucasians? asians don't have the cauc. | true |
Oklahoma teachers begin massive walkout over school funding | false |
Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting cancer across it | true |
Republicans didn't convince many people that they were really trying to fix health care | false |
My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian | true |
Gladys knight sues to remove name from chicken and waffle restaurant | false |
Retro holiday foods we're glad are history (photos) | false |
Donald trump and hillary clinton are on a sinking boat. who survives? america | true |
Q: how many russians does it take to change a light bulb? a: that's a military secret. | true |
Rights groups decry new travel restrictions: 'this is still a muslim ban' | false |
What is the date in germany/brasil in about a month from now? germany/brasil 7-1 | true |
Whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists | true |
Alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, i'm batman. | true |
5 tips for hosting an allergy-friendly holiday party | false |
Award givers should shop at the dallas buyers club for winners | false |
New year's resolutions are broken: try creating life goals | false |
Here's how to stay on leonardo dicaprio's private island | false |
Taylor swift has a new covergirl campaign & she gave refinery29 a sneak peak | false |
My penis was in the guinness book of world records until they kicked me out of the library | true |
Did you hear about the cannibal? he dumped his girlfriend...*flies away* | true |
Pilot in fatal hot air balloon crash had drunk driving, drug convictions | false |
I have parrot-like reflexes. don't you mean cat-like reflexes? don't you mean cat-like reflexes? | true |
Colleges of the future must go back to the future | false |
A gift wrapping idea using paint chips that's beautiful and easy to do | false |
Which plant talks the most crap? shiitake mushrooms. | true |
Spike lee lauds academy changes, still plans to skip oscars | false |
Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? mr. do ping | true |
A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt | true |
New york fashion week: dj cory kennedy wants to play m.i.a., azealia banks and jay-z | false |
Barista: name? benedict cumberbatch: benedict cumberbatch barista benedict cumberbatch: holy shit | true |
Just saw a fiat 500 smash into a smart car on i-95. cutest. thing. ever. | true |
Woman and suspect in swiss train attack die of their injuries | false |
7 unconventionally awesome ways to deal with a breakup | false |
Men have stylists, too -- just don't call them that | false |
Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? they can't deal with attachments. | true |
I started observing extremists wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom | true |
Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. bend over. bend what? over. | true |
Bobak ferdowsi, nasa 'mohawk guy,' inundated with marriage proposals on twitter | false |
The xbox is being attacked! here comes the ambulance wii u wii u wii u | true |
The kardashians make rob's birthday celebration a family affair | false |
What do grateful dead fans say when they run out if weed? who's playing this shit? | true |
Why does c. ronaldo comb his hair every game break? so it won't get too messi. | true |
Jesus would be a great porn star. his second cumming is biblical in proportion. | true |
I will never vaccinate my child. i'd rather a doctor or nurse do it. | true |
What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? his gross interest. | true |
Baltimore judge says second officer must testify in freddie gray case | false |
What time is it when. you have to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty. | true |
Financial infidelity: what to do when someone financially cheats? | false |
What do boobs and margaritas have in common? one is not enough. three is to many. | true |
One of my dad's why do serial killers do what they do? for the kix | true |
Computers don't detect breast cancer better than doctors | false |
9 surprising lessons we've learned about aging now that we're over 50 | false |
What do you call a pile of cats? a meowtian. | true |
Barry manilow in a pink sparkly top is a sight to behold (photos) | false |
What starts with f and ends with uck? fuck | true |
Weight watchers changed my life and my style (photos) | false |
Kasich says humans cause climate change, then proposes more ways to cause climate change | false |
What do computers & old testament gods have in common lots of rules and no mercy | true |
Social media tools to get you to the altar | false |
Cnn's wolf blitzer suggests barcelona attack is a 'copycat' of charlottesville | false |
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. i thought he's trying to pull a fast one. | true |
Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? because his nose was stuffed | true |
Carkoon, u.k. car seat, is designed to be the 'safest' on the market | false |
My heart health story: i thought i'd pulled a muscle | false |
100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face. | true |
Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? cause they want the d. | true |
I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. i'm taking this shit to a whole new level. | true |
I would describe your butt as a 7/10... ...there's a crack and a hole in it. | true |
Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? they're always stuck with a bill. | true |
What's pink and hard? a pig with a knife. | true |
Saturday tip: simply because mother has fallen asleep that's no reason to stop the footrub | true |
I would tell the one about jonestown.. but the punch line is too long | true |
I went the school of hard knocks... my knuckles are still sore. | true |
Dreamers hold vigil outside jared kushner and ivanka trump's home to save daca | false |
A toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet... | true |
What do you call a gay man's paradise? a fruitopia. | true |
Reddit is a meltigpot there are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping* | true |
What did the 7-eleven employee say to his wife after sex? thank you, cum again. | true |
Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen? | true |
Earth day / earth night: how green is your sleep? | false |
Did justin timberlake respond to kanye west's 'suit & tie' dig during 'snl' gig? (video) | false |
Ho ho ha? neymar goes with santa look for christmas | false |
How to save money on your monthly rent | false |
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