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Canada's support for u.s. strikes on syria harms international law | false |
Burger king tests chicken waffle sandwich, apparently looks like 'struggle' | false |
Five tips to rock your wedding this spring and summer | false |
Will your free credit score soon be on your bills? | false |
Police in north dakota clash with oil pipeline protesters | false |
There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. how many didn't? ten of them. | true |
Jordan klepper ruins fox news' latest slogan on 'the opposition' | false |
Vladimir putin trolls james comey over 'strange' memo leak | false |
What do you tell a woman with black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice. | true |
What noise does a train say when it eats chew chew *crap joke* | true |
I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate | true |
Italian regional cuisine: part 3 of 3 (southern italy) | false |
How do you get stoned in ancient rome? start shouting jehovah. | true |
Free at last! how to spend your post-bar exam days | false |
Nobody believes in racial profiling until they get a sushi chef with red hair. | true |
House republicans take 'extraordinary step' against deportation relief | false |
What do you call a woman that has a penis. pregnant. with a boy. (mwah mwah mwah mwuaahh) | true |
We're all sex addicts. some of us just have better dealers. | true |
Nearly 2 million americans have chlamydia, estimates show | false |
Busy philipps ticked after she's mistaken for sarah huckabee sanders | false |
These celebs gave us lessons on how not to wear eye makeup (photos) | false |
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow mines made of mammary foam | true |
Bill maher announces 'winning loser' of his 'flip a district' campaign | false |
What's the three fastest ways of communication? telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman. | true |
Jimmy fallon reveals the silliest bets his viewers have made | false |
Men who care about the covers being stolen fail to utilize the warm body next to them properly. | true |
Poll: majority of americans favor government shutdown to secure spending cuts | false |
Microsoft’s holiday ad celebrates the people who made 2016 a better year for everyone | false |
Bubble 'life cycle' described with help of climate modeling technique | false |
Trump's name stripped off panama hotel after ugly fight over 'tarnished brand' | false |
I'm so high, i just tried to google my favorite songs. | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on august 2 | false |
Take the vow 2012: the stress stops here | false |
Yoga therapy, krishnamacharya and desikachar: an interview with sonia nelson | false |
Beloved archie comics get a dark makeover in new tv series 'riverdale' | false |
Why trump's evangelical base won't much care if we leave the paris accord | false |
Here's what's at stake for the russia sanctions under president donald trump | false |
Podcast: students say 'we don't want to become robots' | false |
Seagull joke q: what do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? a: steven seagull | true |
Former defense secretary chuck hagel calls donald trump 'an embarrassment' | false |
The shortest joke ever two women were sitting quietly. | true |
What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business the book of job | true |
Jared fogle's career ending the same way it started.... trying to get into smaller pants | true |
Handmade things always seem to sell for extra. apparently that doesn't apply to semen. | true |
Waiter ! have you got frogs' legs ? no sir i always walk this way | true |
What did the vampire say to the teacher? see ya next period. | true |
Why did luke skywalker never really know his father? because he was a child of da'force | true |
I try to do my job the way i have sex. work fast and and get done quick | true |
I like musical dramas. they really strike a chord with me. | true |
If bernie sanders wanted to solve problems like donald trump | false |
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket ...and says some asshole's got my pen | true |
Michelle rodriguez will star in virtual reality series ‘the limit' | false |
How does ebenezer scrooge make phone calls? collect! | true |
The rock just announced he's having a baby girl... i bet he names her marble. | true |
Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it. | true |
Student fell through bathroom ceiling naked, bit man's ear off: cops | false |
I bet today is the most confusing day in harlem! | true |
If a church congregation from massachusetts goes on a bus ride it would be mass mass mass transit | true |
What do you call the person that cleans the mafia's hotel rooms? a maid man. | true |
4 (more) early warning signs of a toxic relationship | false |
But officer, i put the phone down as soon as i saw that you saw me using it... | true |
The most dire of jay-z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems. | true |
Where does walmart keep the terminator toys? aisle b, back. | true |
I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar. | true |
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ break their bones, they have 206. | true |
A tale of two sisters: coping with a family health crisis | false |
This looks like an open and shut case! a police detective buying luggage. | true |
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? the olympigs! | true |
Q: why does father time wear bandages? a: because day breaks and night falls. | true |
Roger stone pressed for damaging emails about hillary clinton from wikileaks: report | false |
What do you call someone who take things literally a kleptomaniac! | true |
Things you didn't know about gerber baby food | false |
What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/) | true |
Canadian company turns air into fuel in climate change fight | false |
So, tell me a little about yourself. me: *dressed in camouflage* wait, you can see me?! | true |
Kate moss' esquire cover is model's first men's magazine appearance in 17 years (photos) | false |
What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common? they both can't ride a bike. | true |
Really cute animals: all the cutest cute animals in one epically cute video | false |
Homemade ricotta and 11 ways to use it | false |
'silver linings playbook' wins tiff people's choice award, becomes major oscar contender | false |
Are you a gorilla exhibit? because i want to drop a baby in you. | true |
What if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid | true |
Bees added to endangered species list for the first time | false |
7 things you didn't know you could buy at trader joe's (photos) | false |
Congrats young scientists, you face the worst research funding in 50 years | false |
Tinder tv: wtf happened to dating on my tv? | false |
What's the difference between a lawyer and an irishman? one has passed a bar. | true |
Democrats who support neil gorsuch will pay a price, progressive groups warn | false |
What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? they turnip | true |
Have a trans kid? don't know what to do? we've got a treat for you! | false |
Donald trumps presidential campaign i'd say thats a good enough joke... | true |
Gavin grimm: the fight for transgender rights is bigger than me | false |
Pilots sure do like dick holes... sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus | true |
Embarrassing dads: survey finds 60% of kids think dads are 'lame' | false |
Me: no, you hang up first pizza hut: *click* | true |
Ashley madison chief just resigned over hacking scandal | false |
Facebook sees minimal growth in diversity, says it 'desperately' wants a change | false |
Anybody know where i can get a game of thrones valentine's day card? it's for my sister. | true |
What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? don't stop ble-eding (the pause is necessary) | true |
Got a problem with me? i'm pretty sure a status on facebook won't fix it. | true |
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