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Marijuana use during pregnancy affects babies' brain development (study) | false |
What do you call 50cent in zimbabwe a millionare | true |
Wish i had a dollar for every time i've heard, actually sir, we have you on camera. | true |
What do you call someone who makes cakes in san francisco? a bayyyyker | true |
Anyone know any good optometry jokes? all the ones i know are cornea. | true |
A catholic priest walks into a bar he shits all over the floor. it's disgusting. customers leave. | true |
On balancing prayer and action after national tragedies | false |
Flash mob marriage proposal: woman pops the question to boyfriend (video) | false |
When news is no longer news and when denial is still denial | false |
What did the italian diver say when he saw an eel? that's a moray! | true |
I like my women how i like my buscuits covered in semen. | true |
Have you seen human centipede 3? its the same shit. | true |
5 things that happened when i stopped caring what people thought of me | false |
Ok, another grandfather joke. just kidding, they're both dead. | true |
I was writing a paper on my grandfather... but had to stop because he was moving so much. | true |
Charlie sheen lied.. he told us he had tiger blood. it seems as though he had magic's blood. | true |
How did the tree get on to reddit? it just logged on... | true |
Eddie huang says he was sexually assaulted as a teen on a baptist ski trip | false |
Facebook features three types of women: hot, photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic. | true |
Innovation in legal practice: beyond the current model of professionalism | false |
Calling trans kids by their chosen name lowers risk of depression, suicide | false |
Why more states are getting serious about sunscreen | false |
I'm reading a book titled the indestructible dog. i just can't put it down. | true |
10 states where people hate going to work: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Hair 'em, scare 'em: ''i'm afraid to remember what my natural hair looks like' | false |
Emma watson dedicates award to her dead hamster | false |
Consumers still want to switch banks but few do so, report says | false |
A horse and a squeaky rubber chicken make lasting memories | false |
When life gets tough, remember this: you were the strongest sperm. | true |
Emmanuelle seigner in venus in fur: the interview | false |
How do tree surgeons live? life on the hedge! | true |
Hillary clinton attempts to distance herself from the 'truly well off' | false |
Salar de uyuni, bolivia's blissfully beautiful salt flat, is our travel tuesday | false |
Connecting time: make the time to connect with others | false |
China hack of u.s. government gave unprecedented access | false |
September 11 memorial: migrating bird flocks may pass over ceremony if weather holds | false |
What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly someone into a wood chipper. | true |
Democratic governor confronts trump: 'less tweeting ... more listening' | false |
What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? you're my life's devotion. i knead you! | true |
Blue monday: is january 6 really the most depressing day of the year? | false |
A fruit probably wouldn't travel to australia but a veggie might | true |
Colin kaepernick celebrates his quest for true 'independence' on trip to ghana | false |
Vegetarian food porn that'll convert the carnivores (photos) | false |
Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient... | true |
I asked my girlfriend to try anal, she got all butthurt. | true |
Here’s why your favorite sites and services haven't been working | false |
What do singers get during their periods? minstrel cramps. | true |
Be here now: where does your mind go when things appear to be going wrong? | false |
I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. what were they expecting, louis c.k.? | true |
I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections. | true |
For tentative people there's no place like erm. | true |
How come americans never play chess? because they are missing two towers. | true |
**mass text** girl, you know you're the only one. | true |
Date: i don't like taco bell. *pushes her in front of a bus.* | true |
Have they tried turning him off and then on again? - me, suggesting a cure for stephen hawking. | true |
What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? death rolls | true |
Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~ancestry.com~~ incestry.com | true |
Why does the squirrel swim on his back? to keep his nuts dry. | true |
Words cannot describe your beauty... but numbers can. 4/10. | true |
The tpp is corporate america's 'precious,' but the house is mount doom | false |
Why are men smarter during sex? because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all! | true |
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? he stung her into action. | true |
Nominees debate less than 15 miles from ferguson, don't discuss police reform | false |
Want green grass the easy way? follow these 4 low-maintenance summer lawn care tips | false |
Starbucks hops on the granita trend just in time for summer | false |
Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. its sublime | true |
Got a question about prep? look no further | false |
Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. it must suck to be her. | true |
It might be just me but csi seems a little like scooby doo for old people. | true |
Americans think the 2016 presidential race is even more boring than soccer | false |
He's a few clowns short of a circus. | true |
Following sniper attacks, images of love profess support for dallas | false |
Police officer assigned to guard nyc mayor shot with pellet gun | false |
Here's why you should never bong rip the world's hottest chili pepper. ever. | false |
Revolutionary advances in abortion access: why not in the u.s., too? | false |
If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... would you call it clitbait? | true |
Jessica alba pulls off the perfect combination of looking tough, yet sweet (photo) | false |
Knock knock! who's there... no one because you have no friends. | true |
Top nyc officials condemn justice department's claim city 'soft on crime' | false |
What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table | true |
Black friday got really out of hand at a nike store near seattle | false |
Bourbon is sacred in kentucky horse country. here’s where to drink up | false |
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds... | true |
Woman 'seduces' gas repair guy to try to get her water heater fixed (photo) | false |
What's the difference between god and pilots? god doesn't think he's a pilot. | true |
Hello 911 what's your emergency? yeah a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage. | true |
Gwyneth paltrow shares adorable beach selfie with daughter apple on instagram | false |
What do books and sex have in common? they both have a climax. | true |
G20 leaders must turn the tide on inequality and climate change | false |
Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay nascar team? its always in the rear of the field. | true |
'mad men' inspired nails and more of our weekend manicures (photos) | false |
Eva longoria says latina wage gap is like ripping a dollar in half | false |
Chuck norris won the origami championship in 1983...folding a rock | true |
Emily ratajkowski writhes around in spaghetti in the name of feminism | false |
That lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare | true |
Major tech leaders pen brutal condemnation of donald trump | false |
4 things you need to know about matt damon and ben affleck's new show, 'the runner' | false |
Is there a mind/body connection in hypertension? part iii | false |
60 real women front the limited's 'new look of leadership' campaign | false |
Rebecca black & dave days party all day in 'saturday' music video | false |
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