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Senator mark kirk's campaign pre-emptively bashes chicago tribune ahead of negative story | false |
5 things your smile may say about you | false |
Hillary clinton is pulling away from bernie sanders with union endorsements | false |
A local caricature artist got arrested today i always thought he was a sketchy type of guy. | true |
Farts i hold in! you might not get it. it's sort of an inside joke. | true |
How can you tell when an idiot's depressed? go stand in front of a mirror | true |
Gitmo's closing, so now where do we keep falsely imprisoned people? | false |
Donkey who nearly died in flood breaks into grin when rescued | false |
Reporter covers china earthquake while wearing wedding dress (video) | false |
What do you call four mexicans that have drowned? cuatro cinco. | true |
If you sit beside me, you're part of my drumkit. | true |
Cynthia nixon would 'rather be the good nixon than the bad cuomo' | false |
I'm 50, and i have the cholesterol of a teenager. it's amazing what you can find on ebay. | true |
What do you call a man with no shins? tony | true |
Help a world war ii veteran's diary come home | false |
Paedophiles pedophiles are really only a minor concern | true |
Your momma's so fat newt gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her. | true |
X is an independent variable that don't need no y. | true |
Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? he got the sack.. | true |
Cecily strong reminds reporters: covering hillary clinton's appearance isn't journalism | false |
Bloomingdale's, red carpet manicure and more to follow on pinterest this week (photos) | false |
What is it called when batman wants to leave church early? christian bale. | true |
Hd porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are. | true |
Why is usa so gloomy? because only two parties exist for the whole country | true |
What do you do if a bird shits on your car? don't ask her out again. | true |
Where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives. | true |
How to say 'cheers' in 20 languages (audio) | false |
This clever christmas proposal is not like the others (video) | false |
Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. doppler shift! | true |
Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing i have planned. | true |
Arctic hooker q: what is a hooker in alaska called? a: a frostitute. | true |
Doing business in the united kingdom: cross-cultural etiquette | false |
I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective | true |
A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... and dies of starvation when he can't find his whey. | true |
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down. | true |
Congress if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress? | true |
Time out to cut about 40 staff in uk and us | false |
Moms: if we support one another, our kids will thrive | false |
Congress passes bill to protect young athletes following nassar sentencing | false |
Q: why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? a: from eating with forks. | true |
Now you can book your train ticket and flight all in one place | false |
Which weather features do druggies like most? highs | true |
Singapore's founding prime minister dies, reports prime minister's office | false |
Huffpost hill: frank 'the tank' lucas still at large | false |
Haunting photo series humanizes los angeles' homeless with close and personal portraits | false |
Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation? jack in the box. (jackin the box) | true |
Bernie sanders gets frustrated with cnn host's election recount questions | false |
What do you call a jewish rapper? a rappi. | true |
Prison seems to have it all. free food, free housing, free sex. | true |
Telling my grandmother i'm pregnant, again and again | false |
All my party planning skills revolve around exit strategies. | true |
Rihanna sits front row at the dior fashion show and kills it | false |
Take me to the stables: shivan & narresh at lakme fashion week winter festive 2012 | false |
What did the right eye say to the left? there's something between us that smells.. *drops mic* | true |
Political joke republicans are red democrats are blue and neither one gives a fuck about you | true |
Woman hanged in iran sent family chilling message | false |
What is red and goes putt putt putt? an outboard apple. | true |
What type of energy supplement do terrorist take? c4 | true |
Two parallel lines have so much in common its a shame that..... | true |
Know why vodka is so clear? its so russians can tell it isn't tap water. | true |
Indigenous australians fight planned nuclear dump on sacred lands | false |
New idea for mythbusters: find an honest politician. | true |
National geographic magazine takes readers on everest expedition (photos) | false |
This nora ephron speech is for women who think feminism doesn't apply to them | false |
(q)..... what do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (a)..... swim. | true |
There are 10 kinds of people... those who know binary and those who dont. | true |
I get disappointed every time a catholic school's mascot isn't the fightin' jesuses (jesi?) | true |
Chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number. you answer the wrong phone | true |
How does gravity greet itself? it just waves | true |
Women in film stronger than ever in provincetown international film festival 2017 | false |
How can our legal system do a better job in handling divorces? | false |
Cody zeller shows why playing nba basketball is a bloodsport | false |
Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at old trafford and still drew. | true |
John kasich energy drink keeps you going long after the race is over | false |
I don't use my parents as a piggy bank, and neither should you | false |
Key & peele honor martin luther king day (videos) | false |
Many breech babies still born vaginally, despite high risks | false |
Why child care costs are the best investment | false |
Voters in kansas, missouri, not ready to write off marco rubio just yet | false |
Live: nigeria takes on bosnia-herzegovina for prime group position | false |
'silence': directed by martin scorsese from the book by shusaku endo | false |
'house of style' hosts revealed: karlie kloss & joan smalls head to mtv | false |
It's impossible to beat god in gymnastics. he always wins the all-around. | true |
Girl posted on facebook: all men are dogs! i commented: which breed is your father? | true |
Colbert couldn't be more excited for harriet tubman to be on the $20 bill | false |
Carly fiorina fires back at idea that hormones cloud women's judgment | false |
Wanna hear a pizza joke? nevermind. it's too cheesy. | true |
Chicago mayor rahm emanuel casts doubt on democratic sweep in 2018 | false |
Dude, what part of i don't speak your language don't you understand? | true |
Stacy ruiz's gps guide for believing in yourself | false |
Live election coverage: watch as midterm results pour in | false |
Matt damon finally says the right thing about sexual harassment | false |
James corden gives tribute to london ahead of special 'late late show' airing | false |
Martina navratilova: john mcenroe made far more for wimbledon commentary | false |
An (over-the-top) guide to reading into your child's valentines | false |
Trump drops out of the race, and makes america great again. | true |
Stop appealing to billionaire egos with naming rights | false |
Omega-3 fatty acid supplements studied to see if they curbs veterans' suicide risk | false |
What did the little girl's parents want for christmas? a better son. | true |
Literally no one from the white house wants to defend trump on tv right now | false |
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