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John oliver has a new theory for why donald trump won the election
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Why does snoop need an umbrella? for the drizzle.
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3 tips for using video interviews to hire great teachers
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My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time nevermore
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Amy schumer tells her mom and ellen degeneres all about her sex life
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Navajos leading the way in the fight against obesity
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That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts.
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Israeli pm benjamin netanyahu taken to hospital for tests
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Leslie jones and tom hanks make a hilarious duo in 'saturday night live' promo reel
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How to get cersei lannister's 'shame' look for halloween
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The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job.
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Beyoncé, jennifer garner, kevin hart and more head to houston for harvey relief
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Therapist: what was it like growing up? me: i just kept getting taller.
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How to have the perfect vacation, according to kids
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Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? because he only likes whites.
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Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? he joked to death.
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Note to us weekly: lena dunham doesn't have any 'diet tips'
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No more resolutions! 9 strategies for fast and lasting fat loss in 2014
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Morrissey cancels shows: smiths singer postpones tour dates
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Jesus: let's do unlimited breadsticks. ceo: how can we supply that many? jesus: *winks at camera*
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The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog... ...it feeds the hand that bites it.
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How do you get down off an elephant? you don't. you get down off a goose.
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Stop corporate welfare kings and tax escapees from strip-mining america
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Animal crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans
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Victims of ex-oklahoma cop convicted of serial rape speak out
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Kim kardashian has a really simple explanation for her 'photoshop fail'
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Charlize theron explains how her mom became her weed dealer
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Apple have begun making prison guards... apparently they like to lock up.
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Did you hear about the mushroom? he was a fungi.
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What do you call shaka zulu with a fire cracker? boom-shaka-laka!
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Bob marley's nephew is on a diabetes mission
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Lester and petra huffmire, anaheim couple, allegedly imprisoned children in mobile home
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The dnc supporting heath mello is exactly what a 50-state strategy looks like
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Judging by their knives, the swiss army is mostly bartenders.
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What does the pope use to dry his hands? papal towels.
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I think the government looks at twitter and thinks 'this is way cheaper than asylums'
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Anonymous donor bid $3,456,789 to eat lunch with warren buffett
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I've been having constant sleep paralysis in my last 3 dreams i was in a wheelchair
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Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal.
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How sick do you think you are? it could affect your health outcome
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Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick!
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Who's flying your 'puddle jumper?' confessions of a regional jet pilot
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You know what they say about poorly produced pornography... you never see it coming.
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Heroin epidemic is another reason to move on criminal justice reform: white house
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By a show of hans, how many of you are german?
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Why do jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? because they're jerks.
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I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return.
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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about? you always end up going off onto tangents.
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Morehouse college students perform electrifying step routine at bernie sanders rally
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Country singer daron norwood found dead at 49
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Fhm 'racist' cover gets nixed after readers complain (photo)
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Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
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I've been up for 30 seconds and i am already exhausted.
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Warren sapp pleads guilty to domestic violence charge
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5 things every new dad should do to crush the first year of fatherhood
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? it wasn't, numbers aren't sentient beings...
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What do you mean i can't list thor as an emergency backup?!?!
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Lebron: if you can't score some zzs, you can't score on the court
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Alec baldwin's trump gets skewered again by 'lester holt' on 'snl'
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Why did the rope go to jail? because he was knotty
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My sex life is like a penguin, i don't have a penguin.
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That time martin o'malley held an event and only one voter showed up
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Two fish were in a tank... one fish says to the other you man the guns, i'll drive
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Are you going to take a bath? no i'm leaving it where it is.
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Tim cook was originally opposed to suing samsung
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What does miley cyrus eat for thanksgiving? twerky i'll show myself out.
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I have a knock knock joke but you have to start it off.
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Angry nobody yells “do you know who i am?” as if he's someone
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Dec. 19 will be the busiest travel day of 2014. here's how to deal.
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Paralympics q: what's better than winning the paralympics? a: having legs!
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My girlfriend's ex was a clown i guess i have some pretty big shoes to fill.
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Colonel mustard. in the kitchen. eating soup. calm down.
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Why are the silent majority actually hillary supporters? because they're dead.
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I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen i was absolutely delighted.
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Through the winter, 5 more things i have learned from downsizing our lives
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When did you stop beating your wife? when we stopped having masturbation races.
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Hey movie villains make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
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Abortion providers brace for the worst with upcoming supreme court ruling
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Last night i hooked up with edward snowden's sister. believe me, she's the real whistle blower.
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A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man.
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This wild hair dryer will make your blowouts go way faster
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6 of the best-designed marijuana shops across america
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Eddie redmayne gets ultimate father's day gift: baby girl with wife hannah
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2 men detonate bomb inside indian restaurant near toronto, authorities say
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Did jeremy corbyn high-five the shadow foreign secretary's boob?
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New jersey mountain home is pretty much its own resort (photos)
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A tax collector dies and goes to heaven
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I was reading a story about a proctologist... it hit pretty deep.
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I raised the alarm at work today. the midgets were all furious.
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Male radio host demands pay cut for one selfless reason
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Anna kendrick & 'into the woods': actress in talks for cinderella role
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*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?
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What did the u.s president say before starting ww3? nukes... you're fired!
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Romantic regrets more intense than work-related ones, study shows
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What do you call a blind german? a nazi
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I think i'm non-committal i mean i'm pretty sure, but, you know, who knows, really?
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Why ossoff lost: the view from a georgia 6th district voter
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10 march madness stars who improved nba draft stock the most
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How do you campaign for your dad in iowa? ask martin o’malley’s teenage son.
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