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John oliver has a new theory for why donald trump won the election | false |
Why does snoop need an umbrella? for the drizzle. | true |
3 tips for using video interviews to hire great teachers | false |
My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time nevermore | true |
Amy schumer tells her mom and ellen degeneres all about her sex life | false |
Navajos leading the way in the fight against obesity | false |
That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts. | true |
Israeli pm benjamin netanyahu taken to hospital for tests | false |
Leslie jones and tom hanks make a hilarious duo in 'saturday night live' promo reel | false |
How to get cersei lannister's 'shame' look for halloween | false |
The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job. | true |
Beyoncé, jennifer garner, kevin hart and more head to houston for harvey relief | false |
Therapist: what was it like growing up? me: i just kept getting taller. | true |
How to have the perfect vacation, according to kids | false |
Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? because he only likes whites. | true |
Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? he joked to death. | true |
Note to us weekly: lena dunham doesn't have any 'diet tips' | false |
No more resolutions! 9 strategies for fast and lasting fat loss in 2014 | false |
Morrissey cancels shows: smiths singer postpones tour dates | false |
Jesus: let's do unlimited breadsticks. ceo: how can we supply that many? jesus: *winks at camera* | true |
The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog... ...it feeds the hand that bites it. | true |
How do you get down off an elephant? you don't. you get down off a goose. | true |
Stop corporate welfare kings and tax escapees from strip-mining america | false |
Animal crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans | true |
Victims of ex-oklahoma cop convicted of serial rape speak out | false |
Kim kardashian has a really simple explanation for her 'photoshop fail' | false |
Charlize theron explains how her mom became her weed dealer | false |
Apple have begun making prison guards... apparently they like to lock up. | true |
Did you hear about the mushroom? he was a fungi. | true |
What do you call shaka zulu with a fire cracker? boom-shaka-laka! | true |
Bob marley's nephew is on a diabetes mission | false |
Lester and petra huffmire, anaheim couple, allegedly imprisoned children in mobile home | false |
The dnc supporting heath mello is exactly what a 50-state strategy looks like | false |
Judging by their knives, the swiss army is mostly bartenders. | true |
What does the pope use to dry his hands? papal towels. | true |
I think the government looks at twitter and thinks 'this is way cheaper than asylums' | true |
Anonymous donor bid $3,456,789 to eat lunch with warren buffett | false |
I've been having constant sleep paralysis in my last 3 dreams i was in a wheelchair | true |
Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. | true |
How sick do you think you are? it could affect your health outcome | false |
Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse. | true |
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick! | true |
Who's flying your 'puddle jumper?' confessions of a regional jet pilot | false |
You know what they say about poorly produced pornography... you never see it coming. | true |
Heroin epidemic is another reason to move on criminal justice reform: white house | false |
By a show of hans, how many of you are german? | true |
Why do jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? because they're jerks. | true |
I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return. | true |
Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about? you always end up going off onto tangents. | true |
Morehouse college students perform electrifying step routine at bernie sanders rally | false |
Country singer daron norwood found dead at 49 | false |
Fhm 'racist' cover gets nixed after readers complain (photo) | false |
Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret. | true |
I've been up for 30 seconds and i am already exhausted. | true |
Warren sapp pleads guilty to domestic violence charge | false |
5 things every new dad should do to crush the first year of fatherhood | false |
Why was 6 afraid of 7? it wasn't, numbers aren't sentient beings... | true |
What do you mean i can't list thor as an emergency backup?!?! | true |
Lebron: if you can't score some zzs, you can't score on the court | false |
Alec baldwin's trump gets skewered again by 'lester holt' on 'snl' | false |
Why did the rope go to jail? because he was knotty | true |
My sex life is like a penguin, i don't have a penguin. | true |
That time martin o'malley held an event and only one voter showed up | false |
Two fish were in a tank... one fish says to the other you man the guns, i'll drive | true |
Are you going to take a bath? no i'm leaving it where it is. | true |
Tim cook was originally opposed to suing samsung | false |
What does miley cyrus eat for thanksgiving? twerky i'll show myself out. | true |
I have a knock knock joke but you have to start it off. | true |
Angry nobody yells “do you know who i am?” as if he's someone | false |
Dec. 19 will be the busiest travel day of 2014. here's how to deal. | false |
Paralympics q: what's better than winning the paralympics? a: having legs! | true |
My girlfriend's ex was a clown i guess i have some pretty big shoes to fill. | true |
Colonel mustard. in the kitchen. eating soup. calm down. | true |
Why are the silent majority actually hillary supporters? because they're dead. | true |
I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen i was absolutely delighted. | true |
Through the winter, 5 more things i have learned from downsizing our lives | false |
When did you stop beating your wife? when we stopped having masturbation races. | true |
Hey movie villains make a bomb where the wires are all one color. | true |
Abortion providers brace for the worst with upcoming supreme court ruling | false |
Last night i hooked up with edward snowden's sister. believe me, she's the real whistle blower. | true |
A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man. | true |
This wild hair dryer will make your blowouts go way faster | false |
6 of the best-designed marijuana shops across america | false |
Eddie redmayne gets ultimate father's day gift: baby girl with wife hannah | false |
2 men detonate bomb inside indian restaurant near toronto, authorities say | false |
Did jeremy corbyn high-five the shadow foreign secretary's boob? | false |
New jersey mountain home is pretty much its own resort (photos) | false |
A tax collector dies and goes to heaven | true |
I was reading a story about a proctologist... it hit pretty deep. | true |
I raised the alarm at work today. the midgets were all furious. | true |
Male radio host demands pay cut for one selfless reason | false |
Anna kendrick & 'into the woods': actress in talks for cinderella role | false |
*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts? | true |
What did the u.s president say before starting ww3? nukes... you're fired! | true |
Romantic regrets more intense than work-related ones, study shows | false |
What do you call a blind german? a nazi | true |
I think i'm non-committal i mean i'm pretty sure, but, you know, who knows, really? | true |
Why ossoff lost: the view from a georgia 6th district voter | false |
10 march madness stars who improved nba draft stock the most | false |
How do you campaign for your dad in iowa? ask martin o’malley’s teenage son. | false |
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