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Sephora is selling an eyeshadow named 'druggie'. seriously.
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Huffpollster: americans can't agree on whether congress should compromise
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You smell like trash..... can i take you out?
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My hammer is alot like my dick... about 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left
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Why does snoop always carry an umbrella? fo da drizzle.
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'after earth' might just be an ode to scientology
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Roses are expensive... violets are gay... poems are for pussies... have a nice day...
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What's yellow and flys through walls? a magic banana...
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Here's how bad corruption is around the world
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Average time spent shaving legs in a lifetime? 72 days, new survey says
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The evolution of the feminist label, according to two iconic activists
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Pacific red lionfish blows jets of water to snare prey, pterois volitans study shows (video)
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Try not to cry watching this touching eye care commercial
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How to make dc mumbo sauce (or is it really chicago mumbo sauce?)
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My father was a wonderful man. he's still alive, he just turned into a cunt.
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Facebook plans to hand over russia-linked ads to congress
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A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine he was soda pressed.
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My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. now he's a post man
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Crenezumab: trial will gauge whether alzheimer's drug can prevent or slow the disease
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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? i only loved you for your body!
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You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality.
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I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....asif eyecare.
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Diane kruger's dress puts actress' bra in the spotlight (photos, poll)
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I'd like to raise a toast. *cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*
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Aron cramer: climate change denial isn't politically sustainable for the gop
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Im half scotch. and i dont mean scottish.
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Twitter really couldn't handle mayweather's fight night ski mask
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Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered sex offender.
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John kasich nabs big victory in home state of ohio
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What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*
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Valencia lights up for las fallas festival (photos)
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A true best friend is someone who will help you move a dead body
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Mike: i'm really glad i wasn't born in france. jim: why? mike: i can't speak french.
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Hungry a man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 hungry : 4 loaves
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Bill o'reilly says he was a good mentor to women working at fox news
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The rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news they kept asking whose put-in?
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'it's ok, i'm from the internet', i whisper from under your bed as you call the police.
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What is the slowest ship? a snail boat.
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It's hard to fall asleep because i don't trust myself to not die.
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Houston is bouncing back, thanks to its people
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7 happiness lessons i learned from my mother
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Tyra on sofia, miley on new music and more tweets of the week
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I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
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None of this is appropriate for anybody. take the 18+ out of your bio.
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How do muslims laugh? muahahahamed note: i don't have any prejudices against islamic people.
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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I bought some pot from a t-rex ... ... he was a small arms dealer.
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Christians must be discerning to avoid the dangers of 'almost right'
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What is darth vader's least favorite band? faith no more
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Famous food lawsuits worthy of 'better call' saul goodman
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Court orders trump to stop revoking dreamers' protections without notice
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How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower buy the bitch a shovel
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Everytime i play monopoly i get this dad joke. http://imgur.com/bbml41w
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How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? it's not hard...
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Tituss burgess channels ursula in 'little mermaid' cover
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Thousands of migrants rescued from overcrowded, sinking boats
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5 communications lessons learned working at an anti-poverty nonprofit
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Sarah jessica parker defends 'sex and the city 2' on 'billy on the street'
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I stole a stripper's kid. it was like taking baby from a candi.
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Steve scalise makes emotional return to congress after june shooting
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No good that comey does on trump/russia can undo his legacy: he poisoned a presidential election
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What was the neo nazi's favorite computer game? mein kraft
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For hedge funds, it's all in the game
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Seth meyers has 1 funny regret after trump cancels north korea summit
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Jews where do you send a jew with add...... wait for it... a concentration camp
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What's the difference between a horse? the orange has handlebars
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Scientists reveal secret behind army ants' bridge-building ways
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Two girls and a cup walk into a bar they get shitfaced
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What kind of room has no windows or doors a mushroom
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Ariana grande is what happens if you feed a bratz doll after midnight.
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What does a beef patty have in common with a blowjob? both are better between 2 buns
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Why we need to save the consumer financial protection bureau
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We get it, charmin. bears love to shit.
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Someone stuffed canadian mailboxes with anti-chinese fliers after donald trump's election
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The 10 best looking cars of all time
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 15
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U.s. lashed as 'main threat' to environment at un ocean conference
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This is how you wear shoes with ankle straps
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Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body???
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What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: july 7th - 8th (photos)
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Bridal fashion week runways 2013: watch live (video)
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Paul krugman: gop's immigration reform 'problem is their base is old white people'
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? a buccaneer.
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Thought of this one at breakfast today q: what's the worst kind of jam? a: a traffic jam!
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Bob was in trouble. he forgot his wedding anniversary. his wife was really pissed. she told him...
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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
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If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign.
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Life is like poker. i try to get 21 but always hit on 14.
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T.i. wants to raise education awareness through new challenge
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Artists are offering free drawings in exchange for aclu donations
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How to outsmart the populists – lessons from france
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A jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... he breaks his nose.
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Gareth bale's inch-perfect free kick is unfair, unstoppable
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What should you do before criticizing pac-man? waka waka waka mile in his shoes
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Friday always feels like wile e. coyote running off the cliff and monday is when he looks down.
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Microsoft sells over 1 million xbox one consoles in 24 hours
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What do you call a muslim who graduated? allah-mni!
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Wish i had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall.
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Miley cyrus' lip sync battle with jimmy fallon is exhausting just to watch
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I like my women like i like my cars black, loud, heavy, and full of gas.
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