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Sephora is selling an eyeshadow named 'druggie'. seriously. | false |
Huffpollster: americans can't agree on whether congress should compromise | false |
You smell like trash..... can i take you out? | true |
My hammer is alot like my dick... about 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left | true |
Why does snoop always carry an umbrella? fo da drizzle. | true |
'after earth' might just be an ode to scientology | false |
Roses are expensive... violets are gay... poems are for pussies... have a nice day... | true |
What's yellow and flys through walls? a magic banana... | true |
Here's how bad corruption is around the world | false |
Average time spent shaving legs in a lifetime? 72 days, new survey says | false |
The evolution of the feminist label, according to two iconic activists | false |
Pacific red lionfish blows jets of water to snare prey, pterois volitans study shows (video) | false |
Try not to cry watching this touching eye care commercial | false |
How to make dc mumbo sauce (or is it really chicago mumbo sauce?) | false |
My father was a wonderful man. he's still alive, he just turned into a cunt. | true |
Facebook plans to hand over russia-linked ads to congress | false |
A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine he was soda pressed. | true |
My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. now he's a post man | true |
Crenezumab: trial will gauge whether alzheimer's drug can prevent or slow the disease | false |
What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? i only loved you for your body! | true |
You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality. | true |
I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....asif eyecare. | true |
Diane kruger's dress puts actress' bra in the spotlight (photos, poll) | false |
I'd like to raise a toast. *cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood* | true |
Aron cramer: climate change denial isn't politically sustainable for the gop | false |
Im half scotch. and i dont mean scottish. | true |
Twitter really couldn't handle mayweather's fight night ski mask | false |
Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered sex offender. | true |
John kasich nabs big victory in home state of ohio | false |
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging* | true |
Valencia lights up for las fallas festival (photos) | false |
A true best friend is someone who will help you move a dead body | false |
Mike: i'm really glad i wasn't born in france. jim: why? mike: i can't speak french. | true |
Hungry a man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 hungry : 4 loaves | true |
Bill o'reilly says he was a good mentor to women working at fox news | false |
The rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news they kept asking whose put-in? | true |
'it's ok, i'm from the internet', i whisper from under your bed as you call the police. | true |
What is the slowest ship? a snail boat. | true |
It's hard to fall asleep because i don't trust myself to not die. | true |
Houston is bouncing back, thanks to its people | false |
7 happiness lessons i learned from my mother | false |
Tyra on sofia, miley on new music and more tweets of the week | false |
I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw. | true |
None of this is appropriate for anybody. take the 18+ out of your bio. | true |
How do muslims laugh? muahahahamed note: i don't have any prejudices against islamic people. | true |
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. women somehow deteriorate during the night. | true |
I bought some pot from a t-rex ... ... he was a small arms dealer. | true |
Christians must be discerning to avoid the dangers of 'almost right' | false |
What is darth vader's least favorite band? faith no more | true |
Famous food lawsuits worthy of 'better call' saul goodman | false |
Court orders trump to stop revoking dreamers' protections without notice | false |
How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower buy the bitch a shovel | true |
Everytime i play monopoly i get this dad joke. http://imgur.com/bbml41w | true |
How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? it's not hard... | true |
Tituss burgess channels ursula in 'little mermaid' cover | false |
Thousands of migrants rescued from overcrowded, sinking boats | false |
5 communications lessons learned working at an anti-poverty nonprofit | false |
Sarah jessica parker defends 'sex and the city 2' on 'billy on the street' | false |
I stole a stripper's kid. it was like taking baby from a candi. | true |
Steve scalise makes emotional return to congress after june shooting | false |
No good that comey does on trump/russia can undo his legacy: he poisoned a presidential election | false |
What was the neo nazi's favorite computer game? mein kraft | true |
For hedge funds, it's all in the game | false |
Seth meyers has 1 funny regret after trump cancels north korea summit | false |
Jews where do you send a jew with add...... wait for it... a concentration camp | true |
What's the difference between a horse? the orange has handlebars | true |
Scientists reveal secret behind army ants' bridge-building ways | false |
Two girls and a cup walk into a bar they get shitfaced | true |
What kind of room has no windows or doors a mushroom | true |
Ariana grande is what happens if you feed a bratz doll after midnight. | true |
What does a beef patty have in common with a blowjob? both are better between 2 buns | true |
Why we need to save the consumer financial protection bureau | false |
We get it, charmin. bears love to shit. | true |
Someone stuffed canadian mailboxes with anti-chinese fliers after donald trump's election | false |
The 10 best looking cars of all time | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 15 | false |
U.s. lashed as 'main threat' to environment at un ocean conference | false |
This is how you wear shoes with ankle straps | false |
Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body??? | true |
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: july 7th - 8th (photos) | false |
Bridal fashion week runways 2013: watch live (video) | false |
Paul krugman: gop's immigration reform 'problem is their base is old white people' | false |
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? a buccaneer. | true |
Thought of this one at breakfast today q: what's the worst kind of jam? a: a traffic jam! | true |
Bob was in trouble. he forgot his wedding anniversary. his wife was really pissed. she told him... | true |
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open! | true |
If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign. | true |
Life is like poker. i try to get 21 but always hit on 14. | true |
T.i. wants to raise education awareness through new challenge | false |
Artists are offering free drawings in exchange for aclu donations | false |
How to outsmart the populists – lessons from france | false |
A jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... he breaks his nose. | true |
Gareth bale's inch-perfect free kick is unfair, unstoppable | false |
What should you do before criticizing pac-man? waka waka waka mile in his shoes | true |
Friday always feels like wile e. coyote running off the cliff and monday is when he looks down. | true |
Microsoft sells over 1 million xbox one consoles in 24 hours | false |
What do you call a muslim who graduated? allah-mni! | true |
Wish i had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall. | true |
Miley cyrus' lip sync battle with jimmy fallon is exhausting just to watch | false |
I like my women like i like my cars black, loud, heavy, and full of gas. | true |
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