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I just used volumizing shampoo for the first time.... everything sounds the same. | true |
What do you get if you cross islam and capitalism? v2 allah's snackbar. | true |
Here's what happens in your body when you yawn (at least in theory) | false |
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? six weeks old ! | true |
Approval ratings drop for vulnerable gop senators in key states | false |
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. | true |
What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? a bipolar bear. | true |
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? because she had her nose in a hamburger. | true |
I just finished reading great expectations. it wasn't all i hoped it would be. | true |
Hey arnold schwarzenegger, what will you be for halloween? i'll be bach | true |
When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? when he takes a shit. | true |
What does deadpool need? someone to merc him shut up. | true |
Two latino men grab a basketball. it was juan on juan | true |
This country’s election shows the complicated role twitter plays in democracy | false |
What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? a quarter-pounder with cheese. | true |
The czech city of prague is full of character and quirks | false |
Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? the beater - he cracks everybody up! | true |
An irish, blind, gay, paraplegic blonde woman is wheeled into a bar.. ow! | true |
Why you should stop freaking out about the new trump poll | false |
Orlando city commissioner to gop politicians: ‘you loaded those bullets with hatred' | false |
How does lady gaga like her meat? raw raw rawhahaha... | true |
That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text. | true |
What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch? a witch in soggy trainers. | true |
What do you call with a cow with a twitch? beef jerky | true |
I don't play guitar, but i sure would pluck your g-string. | true |
Why don't brits like revolving doors? a: because they can't hold it for the next person. | true |
This carrie fisher quote casts ‘last jedi’ in a whole new light | false |
How a humans of new york fundraiser taught us about education | false |
Whats the hardest thing about rollerblading telling your dad you're gay | true |
How do you get a sweet little old lady to say f***? get another one to yell bingo | true |
I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though. | true |
What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? a frigid midget with a rigid digit. | true |
Everyone in my house has diarrhea i guess it runs in the family | true |
Power up: reboot your family's brain this summer | false |
Reporter amelia rayno writes of sexual harassment from minnesota ad teague norwood | false |
Nicole kidman decided to marry keith urban after less than a month of dating | false |
The actual meanings behind the most mysterious and pointless emojis | false |
All the times nature tried to warn us about 2016 | false |
I'm sorry if i looked interested. you probably caught me fantasizing about bacon. | true |
To win this video game you must scrub down men in a locker room shower (nsfw) | false |
Disney princess outfits just got a high fashion makeover | false |
How did harry potter get down the mountain? running!... jk, rowling. | true |
Most stories about reproductive issues are written by men | false |
A sort of creepy reason to love costco | false |
What do you call a cow with no legs? my severely diabetic sister. | true |
'mean girls' director signs on for new comedy | false |
14 music games and apps for budding composers | false |
Hank azaria discusses the scariest part of being a dad ... so far | false |
Do you have eggs for breakfast? kevin bacon | true |
A little gay jewish boy: life is a cabaret? | false |
Kate upton channels kate middleton... and it totally works on her (photos) | false |
Visiting the sets of this year's best picture nominees (photos) | false |
I didn't want to get a brain transplant. then i changed my mind. | true |
Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier? he moved down-under!! | true |
You know collin kapernik? can't stand that guy......... | true |
5 reasons the senate must protect our communities from the keystone xl pipeline | false |
Republicans are talking about donald trump like he's a preadolescent child | false |
Meet the trans woman who wants to change romantic comedies | false |
People cannot get over the way trump described frederick douglass | false |
Why is franklin graham so obsessed with lgbtq people? | false |
Dying children should be exempt from standardized tests | false |
Family has epic ‘game of thrones'-inspired photo shoot for dad’s birthday | false |
The mayor of flint, michigan will be fired. who will lead the city then? | true |
Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle? | true |
What do fbi agents grill for the 4th of july? hillary. | true |
If you've ever wanted to eat like lady gaga, now you can | false |
New york city to pay $5.75 million to settle black inmate death lawsuit | false |
Coast to coast style at high point university | false |
I'm trying, but all the liam neeson jokes are taken. | true |
Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. no? ok, i'll show myself out. | true |
Is thinking about doing something! now just got to think what that something will be!!! | true |
How to bet on yourself and win in 2015 | false |
President obama, harvey weinstein: movie mogul plans $35,000-per-person fundraiser | false |
Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... i mean... he couldn't remove three nails to save his life. | true |
37 ignorant things these sisters commonly hear about adoption | false |
Dentist says i need to be more aggressive when flossing, so i'm going to start barking. | true |
You don't really know what's pain in the ass until.. ...you've had a hemorrhoid. | true |
Chris christie's environment record: why isn't he creating more jobs in offshore wind power? | false |
A feminist walks into a bar long story short, she got raped. | true |
If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too. | true |
Damn, girl. are you r/jokes? because you tell me the same stupid shit over and over. | true |
What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet? supplies!!!!!!!!!! | true |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink tentickles | true |
This could be the alcohol talking but.... omg you guys! the alcohol is talking! | true |
College student wants people to eat chik-fil-a and ketchup off her body | false |
What happened to the jewish pinokio? he tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer! | true |
What's white, hard, and 12 inches long? nothing. | true |
Watch shailene woodley grow up right before your eyes | false |
Knock knock... who's there? the pilot, let me in. | true |
The startling image that opened my eyes about my daughter's education | false |
What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles? incense-itive | true |
You're like the menstrual cramp and bloating of people. | true |
Toddlers run just like a 70s stuntman engulfed in flames. | true |
Snapchat is making sunglasses with a built-in camera | false |
My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. cold on the inside and 90% artificial. | true |
Date: are you a dog person or a cat person? dog: cat person, definitely. | true |
Alicia keys sings 'gummi bears' theme song on 'fallon' (video) | false |
What time do you go to the dentist? tooth - hurty! xd | true |
Toilet stolen from police station cops have nothing to go on. | true |
Ginnifer goodwin's home combines flea market style with sophistication (photos) | false |
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