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What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid? a pauperazzi | true |
I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas! | true |
What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? the tuba four | true |
Homeless for the holidays: witnessing the lives of homeless lgbt youth | false |
What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? gee-i'm-a-tree! | true |
Michelle obama, ann romney & royals cheer on swim teams during 2012 olympics (photos) | false |
Why don't you ever see michael jordan at wimbledon? only whites allowed | true |
Our children's health: a focus on physical fitness | false |
Bill nye 'the science guy' answers all your questions about bow ties (video) | false |
Dog1: have u heard of upman? dog2: whats upman? dog1: not much man whats up w/ u? | true |
Condoleezza rice asks alabama voters to 'reject bigotry, sexism and intolerance' | false |
White stripes 'disgusted' that 'seven nation army’ has any association with trump | false |
There's no 5 second rule at my house. the dog is much quicker than that. | true |
You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. i know that now. | true |
Blind people should not skydive. it scares the crap out of their dogs. | true |
'pitch perfect 3' looks like an aca-awesome action movie in new trailer | false |
Why nursing in public should be no big deal | false |
J.k. rowling applauds 'harry potter' stars' twitter rivalry | false |
Two robins wish you a very happy christmas | false |
Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? it's all over the streets. | true |
Kris jenner style evolution: from major shoulder pads to momager extraordinaire (photos) | false |
Keith haring's tokyo pop shop on display at the new york historical society (photos) | false |
The boston marathon: one buddhist's response to the unthinkable | false |
I just drunk 37 monster energys and now i can smell abstract legislative euphemisms | true |
Scientists take big step toward being able to repair brain injuries | false |
It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it. | true |
*pulls away from kissing* judge: that was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty. | true |
How do you know you are in the gardening section of home depot? everything is priced in pesos. | true |
I saw a really nice chair yesterday. - if your grandma tweeted | true |
Actually, i don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid. | true |
Robin hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with menintightis. | true |
3 missing after u.s. navy transporter crashes in philippine sea | false |
How do mexicans cut their pizza? little caesars | true |
At least 58 presumed dead in london tower fire, pm may admits failings | false |
Huffpost hill - white house plays host to history's worst meet cute | false |
One of our favorite queer rappers takes on 'fomo' in new video | false |
12 absurd (but real) concerns 'bachelorette' suitors have about dating | false |
Gop presidential candidate scott walker to propose vast union restrictions | false |
Want to know why fish tanks are stupid they don't even have a military. | true |
This is some good shit! a gourmet fly. | true |
Why did the crazed packers fan throw out all of aaron rodgers's forks? they were too cutler-y. | true |
What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***p*** even superman can't hold it. | true |
How is a hailstone like an onion? -they are both whitish and have layers | true |
Whats the opposite of nickle back? bill front (money jokes i got em) | true |
I laughed too hard at this. what has a bottom at the top? a leg | true |
Ironworker randy bryce challenges paul ryan in powerful new ad: 'let's trade places' | false |
Exhibit aims to show the beauty of sikh american identity | false |
The most important climate pacts you've never heard of | false |
Hey, did donald trump ever give you a tim tebow helmet? | false |
What kind of nuts go on your feet? *sigh*... cashews. | true |
What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution | true |
Laverne cox reveals why discussing her hiv status is 'weird' for her (video) | false |
Was the movie 'my own private idaho' good for the gay community? | false |
Scott walker and jeb bush disagree over canceling state dinner for chinese president | false |
The u.s. wants to bring clean energy to american indian lands | false |
Spring cleaning: the right way to store paint | false |
Federal employee in australia compensated for injury suffered during sex | false |
What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? an unidentified frying object. | true |
German jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around | true |
Making alzheimer's moms happy with just a one-minute call a day | false |
A freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother. | true |
Whats the last thing that went through the suicide bombers mind? his ass | true |
From student to teacher: the rise of singapore education | false |
Decor ideas: creating a casual chic dining room on a budget (video) | false |
Pope declares swedish nun who sheltered jews during the holocaust a saint | false |
What is a sjw's least favorite element on the periodic table? helium. | true |
What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? are you vegan? | true |
Coherence could make life seem more meaningful, study finds | false |
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? it said concentrate on it! | true |
Hello, 911 help i'm being murdered! can you put the murderer on please what gotta hear both sides | true |
Justin trudeau pledged $650 million to counter trump's anti-abortion rule | false |
Free speech is now a brutal war on the internet | false |
A lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop! | true |
Why did the church hire a prostitute? her resume said missionary position | true |
The more the merrier! usually means oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh? | true |
Why univision just bought a major stake in the onion | false |
Gross fact: taco bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell | true |
You can't be ugly and play hard to get, you are already hard to want..... | true |
Smartphones are often ill-equipped for mental health, safety emergencies | false |
I was trying to write a boxing joke but i couldn't come up with a punch line. | true |
A popular birth control has been recalled after a packaging error mixed up the placebo pills | false |
U.s. funding (another) social network to try to overthrow castro | false |
Prince william: i'd like 2 kids with kate (photos) | false |
2016 is like if the state of florida became a year. | true |
Should we worry? found pot in daughter's room | false |
Why did the electrician close early on mondays? because business was very light. | true |
Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there. | true |
Beyond the chokehold: the path to eric garner's death | false |
How i escaped after being trapped inside my own body for 12 years | false |
Remains found in lake may be woman missing for 35 years | false |
Four kinds of classroom mothers: which one are you? | false |
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. | true |
What do you call a horny group of lawyers? firm | true |
Why do green beans meditate? to find inner peas! | true |
Holiday craft ideas: modern furniture embedded holiday wreath | false |
Did you fall from heaven because your face is all screwed up | true |
Cute kid note of the day: 'i've never seen a man cry before' | false |
If you're an attractive woman, adrien brody is here to investigate your husband's seedy murder | false |
Online co-parenting: court-mandated programs make shared custody easier | false |
Will the charlie hebdo terrorist attack kill intelligence reform in the united states? | false |
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