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What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid? a pauperazzi
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I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!
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What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? the tuba four
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Homeless for the holidays: witnessing the lives of homeless lgbt youth
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What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? gee-i'm-a-tree!
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Michelle obama, ann romney & royals cheer on swim teams during 2012 olympics (photos)
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Why don't you ever see michael jordan at wimbledon? only whites allowed
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Our children's health: a focus on physical fitness
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Bill nye 'the science guy' answers all your questions about bow ties (video)
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Dog1: have u heard of upman? dog2: whats upman? dog1: not much man whats up w/ u?
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Condoleezza rice asks alabama voters to 'reject bigotry, sexism and intolerance'
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White stripes 'disgusted' that 'seven nation army’ has any association with trump
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There's no 5 second rule at my house. the dog is much quicker than that.
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You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. i know that now.
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Blind people should not skydive. it scares the crap out of their dogs.
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'pitch perfect 3' looks like an aca-awesome action movie in new trailer
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Why nursing in public should be no big deal
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J.k. rowling applauds 'harry potter' stars' twitter rivalry
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Two robins wish you a very happy christmas
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Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? it's all over the streets.
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Kris jenner style evolution: from major shoulder pads to momager extraordinaire (photos)
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Keith haring's tokyo pop shop on display at the new york historical society (photos)
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The boston marathon: one buddhist's response to the unthinkable
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I just drunk 37 monster energys and now i can smell abstract legislative euphemisms
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Scientists take big step toward being able to repair brain injuries
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It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it.
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*pulls away from kissing* judge: that was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.
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How do you know you are in the gardening section of home depot? everything is priced in pesos.
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I saw a really nice chair yesterday. - if your grandma tweeted
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Actually, i don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid.
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Robin hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with menintightis.
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3 missing after u.s. navy transporter crashes in philippine sea
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How do mexicans cut their pizza? little caesars
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At least 58 presumed dead in london tower fire, pm may admits failings
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Huffpost hill - white house plays host to history's worst meet cute
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One of our favorite queer rappers takes on 'fomo' in new video
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12 absurd (but real) concerns 'bachelorette' suitors have about dating
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Gop presidential candidate scott walker to propose vast union restrictions
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Want to know why fish tanks are stupid they don't even have a military.
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This is some good shit! a gourmet fly.
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Why did the crazed packers fan throw out all of aaron rodgers's forks? they were too cutler-y.
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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***p*** even superman can't hold it.
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How is a hailstone like an onion? -they are both whitish and have layers
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Whats the opposite of nickle back? bill front (money jokes i got em)
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I laughed too hard at this. what has a bottom at the top? a leg
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Ironworker randy bryce challenges paul ryan in powerful new ad: 'let's trade places'
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Exhibit aims to show the beauty of sikh american identity
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The most important climate pacts you've never heard of
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Hey, did donald trump ever give you a tim tebow helmet?
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What kind of nuts go on your feet? *sigh*... cashews.
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What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution
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Laverne cox reveals why discussing her hiv status is 'weird' for her (video)
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Was the movie 'my own private idaho' good for the gay community?
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Scott walker and jeb bush disagree over canceling state dinner for chinese president
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The u.s. wants to bring clean energy to american indian lands
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Spring cleaning: the right way to store paint
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Federal employee in australia compensated for injury suffered during sex
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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? an unidentified frying object.
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German jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around
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Making alzheimer's moms happy with just a one-minute call a day
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A freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother.
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Whats the last thing that went through the suicide bombers mind? his ass
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From student to teacher: the rise of singapore education
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Decor ideas: creating a casual chic dining room on a budget (video)
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Pope declares swedish nun who sheltered jews during the holocaust a saint
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What is a sjw's least favorite element on the periodic table? helium.
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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? are you vegan?
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Coherence could make life seem more meaningful, study finds
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? it said concentrate on it!
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Hello, 911 help i'm being murdered! can you put the murderer on please what gotta hear both sides
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Justin trudeau pledged $650 million to counter trump's anti-abortion rule
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Free speech is now a brutal war on the internet
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A lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!
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Why did the church hire a prostitute? her resume said missionary position
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The more the merrier! usually means oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?
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Why univision just bought a major stake in the onion
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Gross fact: taco bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell
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You can't be ugly and play hard to get, you are already hard to want.....
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Smartphones are often ill-equipped for mental health, safety emergencies
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I was trying to write a boxing joke but i couldn't come up with a punch line.
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A popular birth control has been recalled after a packaging error mixed up the placebo pills
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U.s. funding (another) social network to try to overthrow castro
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Prince william: i'd like 2 kids with kate (photos)
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2016 is like if the state of florida became a year.
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Should we worry? found pot in daughter's room
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Why did the electrician close early on mondays? because business was very light.
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Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there.
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Beyond the chokehold: the path to eric garner's death
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How i escaped after being trapped inside my own body for 12 years
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Remains found in lake may be woman missing for 35 years
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Four kinds of classroom mothers: which one are you?
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
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What do you call a horny group of lawyers? firm
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Why do green beans meditate? to find inner peas!
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Holiday craft ideas: modern furniture embedded holiday wreath
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Did you fall from heaven because your face is all screwed up
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Cute kid note of the day: 'i've never seen a man cry before'
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If you're an attractive woman, adrien brody is here to investigate your husband's seedy murder
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Online co-parenting: court-mandated programs make shared custody easier
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Will the charlie hebdo terrorist attack kill intelligence reform in the united states?
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