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Which dances do the burgers do best? the burger-loo and the char char! | true |
What building has the most stories to tell? the library. | true |
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? they're making headlines | true |
The doctor can see you now. - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold. | true |
This u.s. citizen is voting because his undocumented sister can't | false |
A family ski weekend, even without the snow | false |
That ain't all, foulkes: artist llyn foulkes plays music at the hammer museum | false |
A man with alzheimer's starts telling a joke. where am i? | true |
I think i made a good joke donald trump | true |
Aid for syrians stuck on border due to political bickering | false |
How do you know you're at a gay bbq? the sausage tastes like shit. | true |
Why didn't the nords win the theater audition? they should have acted. | true |
What was the root of the problem dark ages? the potato famine. | true |
What do you call a bossy potato... a dicktater | true |
What do we want? airplane noises! when do we want them? neeeeooowwwww i'm very sorry | true |
Why did the romans build straight roads? so indians couldn't build corner shops. | true |
Historic cathedral comes to life with mesmerizing virtual reality installation | false |
Wall street isn't too worried about first self-driving tesla death | false |
How to overcome performance anxiety: don't think of it as a performance | false |
Why did richard leave his home this morning? for harambe. | true |
Proof princesses are just as awkward about clowns as we are | false |
How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? turn it upside-down. | true |
Chuck norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse. | true |
I have a condition that i eat when i can't sleep. its called insom-nom-nom-nomnia. | true |
Weekly meditations for healthy sex (oct. 10 - 17) | false |
Democratic senators vow transportation bill fight over safety | false |
Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? so does tequila.... | true |
In a perfect world you'd be able to mark people as spam in real life. | true |
The architect of germany's third industrial revolution: an interview with jeremy rifkin | false |
Swan gives a lesson in flying and life | false |
The soft corruption of clinton, inc. -- and how it could cost democrats the presidency | false |
I'm drinking some pretty average tea... it's mediocritea. | true |
Australian pm turnbull named in panama papers, denies wrongdoing | false |
Town rallies behind doctor, 88, who may lose license for treating poor patients from his car | false |
Why rose gold is all the rage for spring (photos) | false |
Do you want to hear a ghost joke? that's the spirit | true |
Here, let me loosen those morals for you. | true |
Jimmy fallon and cecily strong's adorable 'baby it's cold outside' parody will make you smile | false |
Do you use your cell phone a lot? it might be making you more anxious | time.com | false |
When you go to the dentist, reddit... don't cheetohn your diet! | true |
Serial airline tweeter sean spicer says airport detainees shouldn't complain | false |
I got fired from the calendar factory... i guess i shouldn't have taken so many days off. | true |
What does sting have in common with a snitch? they both sang at the police. | true |
Some women bounce back quickly after pregnancy.. some just bounce | true |
What do you call a person without a son? per | true |
Young couples try to write handwritten love letters to each other | false |
Dwayne 'the rock' johnson and zac efron to star in 'baywatch' movie | false |
Why i will always be the friend that you deserve | false |
Russia is emboldening a libyan strongman who could dictate the future of the country | false |
Why can't michael jackson drive backwards in a car? cause he's dead. | true |
7 weekend diy projects that'll whip your garage into shape (photos) | false |
Why one mom sent her son to a secret preschool co-op | false |
This is the craziest halloween makeup tutorial you've ever seen (video) | false |
What is better than a cold bud? a warm bush. | true |
Here's an immigrant imprisonment program that obama could stop without congress | false |
What do male pornstars and miners have in common? they both specialise in drilling 'ores. | true |
Congress poised to keep banning gun violence research | false |
The huffington post is hiring an associate content strategist | false |
Oakland raiders' charles woodson to retire after season | false |
How the 99% lives: 'i'm 27 and live at home--and i'm ok with that' | false |
What will be on the denny's menu when isis takes over? the grand i-slam | true |
Suspect arrested in connection with college basketball player death | false |
What's worse than the holocaust? the holocaust! wait shit | true |
'the daily show' profiles sean spicer, aka 'donald trump's air freshener' | false |
Is sugar the new cigarettes? a new sundance film thinks so | false |
I told my dog to heel... so he went to the hospital and did all he could. | true |
La times takes major step forward in campaign to unionize | false |
This mother's day, more moms paying child support | false |
Now peter thiel’s lawyer wants to silence reporting on trump’s hair | false |
Life is like a box of chocolates: disturbingly expensive, yet... vaguely disappointing. | true |
I used to talk to my cat, but i stopped, because my dog told me i was crazy. | true |
How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him | true |
Hey! come closer... here's the secret to a fabulous life | false |
Former priest convicted in decades-old beauty queen slaying | false |
Kindle paperwhite review: amazon's new kindle has a screen that shines | false |
- judy, you have such a great taste! - steve, stop biting me! | true |
Hillary clinton campaign calls for extending florida voter registration because of hurricane | false |
Donald trump nominated for the nobel peace prize by house republicans | false |
What did the fish say to the jelous fish? ur jellyfish | true |
Burger king needs a new slogan. something like we clean our bathrooms now. | true |
I don't want to know the truth. lie to me and make it ok. | true |
I'm excited for the supreme court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings. | true |
Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos. | true |
If only there was a one-size-fits-all approach to parenting | false |
What do you get if you cross an apple with a christmas tree ? a pineapple ! | true |
Dad joke #31939: a guy walks into a bar. ouch. | true |
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? ground round! | true |
A massive splash of paint will turn hurricane-ravaged beach into art | false |
Bob corker was a trump enabler until he saw a chance of global war | false |
Banana republic 'mad men' airplane show is underway (photos) | false |
What will we do? a faithful response to poverty in advent | false |
How do you make a latte? add $5 to a cup of coffee. | true |
Me: i'll give you a call later, ok? her: *throws phone in river* i lost my phone. | true |
Two cannibals are eating a comedian does this guy taste a little funny to you? | true |
'magna carta holy grail' tracklist: jay-z reveals details on upcoming album | false |
Divorces are like gangbangs... everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain. | true |
Sir mix-a-lot says he is glad nicki minaj used 'baby got back' | false |
Couple of the year countdown: will smith & jada pinkett-smith | false |
What do you call a sudden breeze at the masters? augusta wind. | true |
New view into our guts reveals microbiome's murky links to health | false |
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