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Beating of black iowa student investigated as a hate crime
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Google's big choice over 'right to be forgotten'
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Boston manhunt: watertown police chief details how suspect was captured (video)
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Why was jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack.
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How to practice asteya: non-stealing of others' time
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What do you call italian marijuana? a pizza joint
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Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to iowa.
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Donald trump's dream is within his grasp he's about to get fucked by every woman in america
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Water on mars: nasa's opportunity rover finds evidence that red planet may have supported life
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I came to reddit to read some jokes.. it's on the comment section.
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The no. 1 thing to do when you're having a panic attack
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Huffpollster: voters agree that 2016 was really that bad
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Kellyanne conway used to complain about donald trump's 'rigged election' whining
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What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? chinger
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My ex is coming to town tomorrow so i have to lose fifty pounds by morning.
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Democrats say neil gorsuch should be filibustered because he harms people
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There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't
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Congress needs to get smarter about tech. here's how it could do that
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Watch: the state of our world in a 1-second clip
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Went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis...
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When do the leaves begin to turn? the night before a test.
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You can't run in a camp site. you can only ran because it's past tents.
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Ben affleck slurs words defending his one true love, tom brady
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Why atlanta is the big american city you've been missing out on
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After the fall: how a little trip put my life back on track
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13 of the best luxury hotels in europe (photos)
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I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive.
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I'm a ginja. what is that you might say? a ginger ninja
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I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... he says she's grown on him
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Ted cruz is trying and failing to weasel out of his obamacare duplicity
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It only takes 3 inches to please a woman and it doesn't matter if it's visa or mastercard
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What is hilary clintons favorite part about going to the beach? her flip-flops.
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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? draculaw
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These dads reveal how they created their beautiful 'forever family' on a farm
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Samantha bee dissects donald trump’s voter fraud commission
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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? because they were cutting corners.
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Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg
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10 things everyone complains about once summer is finally here
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Beyonce wants you to know she decides for herself in new toyota commercial
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I will be posting telepathically today. so if you think of something funny, that was me.
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The one person (you'd never expect) who's causing your pain
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Merkel rules out greek debt write-off, but open to other relief
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What do you call a mexican child? a paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese.
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Why your loved one's dementia doesn't have to be a death sentence for you, too
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Leslie jones has officially won 2016, and the year isn’t even over yet
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I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness
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Lena dunham: i feel prettier with a naked face and chapstick
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -wayne gretzky -michael scott -melania trump
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Last night i dreamt i was a muffler. i woke up exhausted
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How do you greet your mexican friend eating sushi? wassap b?
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These nuclear launch officers are scared by the idea of a trump commander-in-chief
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Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? it's funny on multiple levels
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Meat allergy: alpha-gal reaction from lone-star ticks more common in central, southern u.s. regions
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Last night, my chevy was bitten by a vampire. now it's vlad the impala.
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I wonder if people with eye patches thought it was all fun and games.
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What don’t we talk about when we talk about israel's security
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Here are 6 of the most radical aspects of the gop tax bill
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How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? you suck his dick.
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Gop senator tries to take zika money hostage over obamacare cuts
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If you like walking, these are the cities for you (photos)
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Why do hippies have sex at music festivals? because it is intents
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How is a teacher like a hooker? they're both pretending that they're enjoying it.
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10 things to do in zurich on a backpacker's budget
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''hey, you like water? yes? well i can turn it into wine.'' -jesus flirting in a bar
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Bills fans can't stop throwing dildos onto the field, apparently
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12 reasons i really do need a village to raise my kids
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Austrian court overturns presidential election results, calls for rerun
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Conclusion of our exclusive interview: joan lunden tackles cancer and plans to win
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Dicaprio finally won an oscar!!! sorry wrong sub...
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Wall st. plunges at the open after shock brexit vote
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Ever since getting married, i've become really into politics. everyday i hold my own caucus!
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Buying guide: the best record players for your listening pleasure
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Why is yoda the worst copilot? yoda, are we still going the right way? off course we are
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'thor 2': zachary levi eyed for fandral, josh dallas out of film
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Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
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What goes up and down but does not move? stairs
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Super runner semenya faces new testosterone limits in sports gender battle
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Man sets himself and apartment on fire while trying to kill bedbugs
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This memorial day is a call upon our next president and congress, too
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Why don't catholics wear condoms? because little boys can't get pregnant.
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Jeffrey lord makes bizarre new claim about democrat 'collusion'
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What happens if you cross breed spiderman and catwoman? i don't know..can you guys tell me?
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6 ways to defeat seasonal affective disorder (sad)
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How to talk to kids about the boston marathon bombing, age by age
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What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? blow up dolls.
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I celebrated 4/20 on january 5th. i know how to reduce fractions.
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Lauren graham and alexis bledel are looking friday night dinner ready
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Trial delayed for van driver in freddie gray death
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What's all pent-up and missing a cunt? chelsea manning.
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What does joe biden say as he is leaving his house? biden
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What's the difference between the chinese and germans? the chinese rike and the germans reich.
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When people ask if they can get me anything, i always ask for a jetpack.
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Why does a german always have the last laugh? he has to wait for the verb.
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A friend of mine collects national geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues.
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John williams returning to 'star wars' to compose score for 'episode vii'
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10 reasons an engagement puppy is better than a ring
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Who's the nicest player in the nfl? drew brees. the guy's a saint.
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Dinner party 101: in which ann meets dr. skeptic, part 1
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I asked my wife for sex recently... she said, no, it's a super moon, not a blue one.
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The 8 most important lessons from my first year out of college
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