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Beating of black iowa student investigated as a hate crime | false |
Google's big choice over 'right to be forgotten' | false |
Boston manhunt: watertown police chief details how suspect was captured (video) | false |
Why was jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack. | true |
How to practice asteya: non-stealing of others' time | false |
What do you call italian marijuana? a pizza joint | true |
Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to iowa. | true |
Donald trump's dream is within his grasp he's about to get fucked by every woman in america | true |
Water on mars: nasa's opportunity rover finds evidence that red planet may have supported life | false |
I came to reddit to read some jokes.. it's on the comment section. | true |
The no. 1 thing to do when you're having a panic attack | false |
Huffpollster: voters agree that 2016 was really that bad | false |
Kellyanne conway used to complain about donald trump's 'rigged election' whining | false |
What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? chinger | true |
My ex is coming to town tomorrow so i have to lose fifty pounds by morning. | true |
Democrats say neil gorsuch should be filibustered because he harms people | false |
There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't | true |
Congress needs to get smarter about tech. here's how it could do that | false |
Watch: the state of our world in a 1-second clip | false |
Went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis... | true |
When do the leaves begin to turn? the night before a test. | true |
You can't run in a camp site. you can only ran because it's past tents. | true |
Ben affleck slurs words defending his one true love, tom brady | false |
Why atlanta is the big american city you've been missing out on | false |
After the fall: how a little trip put my life back on track | false |
13 of the best luxury hotels in europe (photos) | false |
I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive. | true |
I'm a ginja. what is that you might say? a ginger ninja | true |
I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... he says she's grown on him | true |
Ted cruz is trying and failing to weasel out of his obamacare duplicity | false |
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman and it doesn't matter if it's visa or mastercard | true |
What is hilary clintons favorite part about going to the beach? her flip-flops. | true |
What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? draculaw | true |
These dads reveal how they created their beautiful 'forever family' on a farm | false |
Samantha bee dissects donald trump’s voter fraud commission | false |
Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? because they were cutting corners. | true |
Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg | true |
10 things everyone complains about once summer is finally here | false |
Beyonce wants you to know she decides for herself in new toyota commercial | false |
I will be posting telepathically today. so if you think of something funny, that was me. | true |
The one person (you'd never expect) who's causing your pain | false |
Merkel rules out greek debt write-off, but open to other relief | false |
What do you call a mexican child? a paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese. | true |
Why your loved one's dementia doesn't have to be a death sentence for you, too | false |
Leslie jones has officially won 2016, and the year isn’t even over yet | false |
I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness | true |
Lena dunham: i feel prettier with a naked face and chapstick | false |
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -wayne gretzky -michael scott -melania trump | true |
Last night i dreamt i was a muffler. i woke up exhausted | true |
How do you greet your mexican friend eating sushi? wassap b? | true |
These nuclear launch officers are scared by the idea of a trump commander-in-chief | false |
Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? it's funny on multiple levels | true |
Meat allergy: alpha-gal reaction from lone-star ticks more common in central, southern u.s. regions | false |
Last night, my chevy was bitten by a vampire. now it's vlad the impala. | true |
I wonder if people with eye patches thought it was all fun and games. | true |
What don’t we talk about when we talk about israel's security | false |
Here are 6 of the most radical aspects of the gop tax bill | false |
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? you suck his dick. | true |
Gop senator tries to take zika money hostage over obamacare cuts | false |
If you like walking, these are the cities for you (photos) | false |
Why do hippies have sex at music festivals? because it is intents | true |
How is a teacher like a hooker? they're both pretending that they're enjoying it. | true |
10 things to do in zurich on a backpacker's budget | false |
''hey, you like water? yes? well i can turn it into wine.'' -jesus flirting in a bar | true |
Bills fans can't stop throwing dildos onto the field, apparently | false |
12 reasons i really do need a village to raise my kids | false |
Austrian court overturns presidential election results, calls for rerun | false |
Conclusion of our exclusive interview: joan lunden tackles cancer and plans to win | false |
Dicaprio finally won an oscar!!! sorry wrong sub... | true |
Wall st. plunges at the open after shock brexit vote | false |
Ever since getting married, i've become really into politics. everyday i hold my own caucus! | true |
Buying guide: the best record players for your listening pleasure | false |
Why is yoda the worst copilot? yoda, are we still going the right way? off course we are | true |
'thor 2': zachary levi eyed for fandral, josh dallas out of film | false |
Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own. | true |
What goes up and down but does not move? stairs | true |
Super runner semenya faces new testosterone limits in sports gender battle | false |
Man sets himself and apartment on fire while trying to kill bedbugs | false |
This memorial day is a call upon our next president and congress, too | false |
Why don't catholics wear condoms? because little boys can't get pregnant. | true |
Jeffrey lord makes bizarre new claim about democrat 'collusion' | false |
What happens if you cross breed spiderman and catwoman? i don't know..can you guys tell me? | true |
6 ways to defeat seasonal affective disorder (sad) | false |
How to talk to kids about the boston marathon bombing, age by age | false |
What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? blow up dolls. | true |
I celebrated 4/20 on january 5th. i know how to reduce fractions. | true |
Lauren graham and alexis bledel are looking friday night dinner ready | false |
Trial delayed for van driver in freddie gray death | false |
What's all pent-up and missing a cunt? chelsea manning. | true |
What does joe biden say as he is leaving his house? biden | true |
What's the difference between the chinese and germans? the chinese rike and the germans reich. | true |
When people ask if they can get me anything, i always ask for a jetpack. | true |
Why does a german always have the last laugh? he has to wait for the verb. | true |
A friend of mine collects national geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues. | true |
John williams returning to 'star wars' to compose score for 'episode vii' | false |
10 reasons an engagement puppy is better than a ring | false |
Who's the nicest player in the nfl? drew brees. the guy's a saint. | true |
Dinner party 101: in which ann meets dr. skeptic, part 1 | false |
I asked my wife for sex recently... she said, no, it's a super moon, not a blue one. | true |
The 8 most important lessons from my first year out of college | false |
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