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Did you say that you need to go see a psychiatrist? that's crazy! | true |
Zombie mom: brains for dinner! teen zombie: again?!? i wish i was alive!! | true |
Did you hear about that jew that started a charity? neither did i. | true |
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. it was a booby-trap. | true |
Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? *repost* | true |
Steph curry threw 5 eye-popping passes in one quarter last night | false |
How many women does it take to park a car? a man. | true |
All the porchetta recipes you could ever want | false |
Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? his pants fit him like a glove. | true |
My kids used to think i hung the moon... | false |
*whispers, spitters are for quitters. ~wine tasting, you pervs! | true |
Huffpost readers share their life changing travel experiences and give us extreme wanderlust | false |
You do not need to diet to lose weight | false |
International labour organization report: 'austerity has not produced more economic growth' | false |
Going to see the new batman tonight, heard it got killer reviews. | true |
I know a guy who doesn't love raymond. | true |
North korea is a bad actor, but not a state sponsor of terrorism | false |
Did you know that after this next album, matisyahu will be retiring? soon he will be jah-bless. | true |
What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? the roller ghoster | true |
I dated a schizophrenic once... ...but i had to break it off because he kept seeing other people. | true |
Republicans pave the way to drug test poor and jobless | false |
Where do onions fight? in the onion ring! | true |
A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (insert pronoun here) can't buy anything. | true |
Why was the black man selling drugs? he was a pharmacist. | true |
What do you call the hash marks on your headboard? your tally skeet. | true |
7 reasons why your kids should play video games | false |
Malia obama is not going to be on facebook anytime soon | false |
15 celebrities who want to be food experts | false |
When do computers go to sleep? when it's internight. | true |
North korea's largest nuclear test draws global condemnation | false |
Did you hear about the guy who od'ed on homeopathic medicine? he had forgotten to take them. | true |
What do you call a black pilot? a glitch in the matrix | true |
Heroic officer rescues skunk on same street where he once saved ducklings | false |
Foursquare ranks the healthiest cities: which residents pick good-for-you food? | false |
Thinking about becoming an unemployed mom so i can make up to $64/hr online. | true |
Mississippi is now home to america's most anti-lgbtq law. here's why my family still won't leave. | false |
Disturbing photos sum up the horror that has been trump's campaign | false |
Just a reminder that you should get regular physicals | false |
Delta flies university of florida basketball team, bumps regular passengers (video) | false |
I dropped acid this morning the teacher made us evacuate the lab. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women. without some other guy's dick in it. | true |
What did the priest get at toys r us? an erection. | true |
Divorcing the ring: how to let go and what to make of your naked finger | false |
Paid family leave laws aren't crushing business, despite what ted cruz says | false |
I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. forgot to take it. | true |
How hedge funds deepen puerto rico's debt crisis | false |
On a scale of 3 to orange, how octupus is your jam sandwitch? | true |
They don't make tv neighbors like this anymore | false |
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. ha, ha fooled you, i'm a submarine. | true |
Here's how donald trump defended what he said about john mccain | false |
Inspiring 7-year-old girl shatters misconceptions about down syndrome | false |
What do you call a cow that's masturbating? beef stroganoff | true |
Winter blues and how to make new year's resolutions stick | false |
The reward is in the risk: dating a risk taker when you're widowed | false |
What did the middle eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? oman! | true |
What do you call a vegan wizard? a soyceror. | true |
What is the difference between a duck? one leg is both the same. | true |
Tifu by having sex on an airplane .. | true |
Jillian michaels reveals she didn't quit 'the biggest loser' | false |
Shunned and homeless lgbtq ukrainians are finding shelter in kiev | false |
I thought i wanted to get married again. then i laughed and remembered why i shouldn't think. | true |
Why do dinosaurs use christian dating sites? because they can lie about their age! | true |
Ladies, admit it. sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think wow, this is awesome! | true |
If a quiz is quizzical what is a test? | true |
Stand by me: memorial day and the healing of souls | false |
Mint fashions for spring 2012: from the stylelist | false |
Huffpost tastemakers: richard blais and late night room service | false |
Animal lovers unhappy with proposal to kill outdoor cats in nation's capital | false |
My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed you're psychic to you're psycho. | true |
When it's cold out i wear my ugg boots. when it's frustrating out i wear my ugh boots. | true |
Official: mexico willing to extradite el chapo to u.s. | false |
What did the banana say to the vibrator? what are you shakin' for? shes gonna eat me. | true |
Forget the 'bikini body', this is the muscle you should be focusing on | false |
Q: what do you call a cheap circumcision? a: a rip off | true |
Larry page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone. | true |
This year's million man march transcended the nation of islam’s involvement | false |
Huffpost nap rooms featured on the today show (video) | false |
Joan rivers perfectly shut down the single woman stereotype in 1967 | false |
Do we really have to put a ring on it? | false |
A dog owner tells his dog.. owner: who's a good boy? doggo: did you just assume my gender?! | true |
Sports betting has a chance to step into the sunlight | false |
Dear america, it gets better. love, north carolina | false |
We have a lot of questions about kim kardashian's latest outfit | false |
Apparently the bin laden plane hit a porsche, it's 911 all over again. | true |
Emergency savings: most of us could not survive a financial emergency | false |
To explain ellie kemper's brand of kindness, look no further than st. louis | false |
Why we love: our brains on the greatest drug of all | false |
5 benefits we can reap from the power of visualization immediately | false |
Big media aids vital girls' schooling in south sudan | false |
Beer before liquor, never sicker. toothpaste before orange juice, dead. | true |
J.r. smith hugs opposing player, allowing another rival to dunk with ease | false |
What do trump supporters and child molesters have in common? they both like immature assholes. | true |
Every day, i win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower. | true |
Hollywood chamber of commerce says it won't remove bill cosby's star on walk of fame | false |
My girlfriend is really into space... so i've started calling my junk the pillar of creation. | true |
Why are european cars the lightest? because there's no americans sitting in them. | true |
Kelly clarkson felt 'suppressed,' says top country star's career changed when he came out | false |
'to the people saying i'm a robot who can't love,' by a robot | false |
Huffpollster: polls show close races in iowa, wisconsin | false |
Single mom makes major statement at school event for dads | false |
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