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Hillary clinton gets boost from fbi news as race hits final day | false |
It's never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on facebook. | true |
Ancient ear raises new questions about human evolution | false |
Roses are brown... violets are brown... wait...who shat in my garden? | true |
Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? he wanted to reverse cowgirl. | true |
Here's proof that chemical reactions are mind-blowingly beautiful | false |
Counted five pregnant women at this noah matinee. praying their water doesn't break. | true |
Dang girl. are you a werewolf... cause i'm lycan what i see. | true |
3 tips for picking the best mattress (video) | false |
Roseanne barr defends supporting donald trump: 'i don’t give a f**k' | false |
Poet has fire response for anyone who asks 'where are you really from?' | false |
Guys, i just found a bunch of mohicans! | true |
Brad pitt says he won't let his kids google him or angelina jolie | false |
World's greatest coworkers give the best cake to laid-off colleague | false |
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. | true |
When parents have different styles: does it spell disaster? | false |
I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers... i think i'll call it the 3.1 forums... | true |
Maame biney's pioneering run at the winter olympics is over | false |
Ted cruz applauds iowa couple who refused to host a same-sex wedding | false |
Some young spurs fan dabbed 38 times in a single playoff game | false |
Gps guide: spectacular fireworks to take your breath away | false |
*cat opens gift from her husband* it's...an empty box. *silence* oh honey, i love it! | true |
Carly rae jepsen admits she feared being a one-hit wonder after 'call me maybe' | false |
Trump waxes nostalgic about deadly skyscraper construction in the depression era | false |
Melania trump on bringing up bill clinton's infidelity: 'they're asking for it' | false |
Inspiring 111-year-old woman gets honorary diploma, reminds us to never lose our passion for life | false |
Reporter: russell wilson, do you want another superbowl ring? wilson: nah i'll pass. | true |
What your choice of car insurance company says about you | false |
Only 12 of trump's 22,450 employees have given a substantial donation to his campaign | false |
Activist aims to get uk to allow genderless passports for residents | false |
Jimmy kimmel shreds trump for doing ‘worse than nothing’ to stop gun violence | false |
What's next to moscow? pa's cow. i'll show myself out... | true |
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? may i push your stool in? | true |
People share photos of themselves at 14 to condemn roy moore and his defenders | false |
Pets and people are joyously reuniting after california wildfires | false |
Why shouldn't you trust an atom? because they make up everything. | true |
Obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight | false |
I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom | true |
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? a crab apple ! | true |
Super petite from the ever expanding john hollenbeck's claudia quintet | false |
'walking dead' star admits to that eye-opening mistake | false |
Hillary clinton sends an important message to young girls | false |
Two-thirds of parents don't follow doctors' orders (poll) | false |
Warning: this festive puzzle may baffle you the entire holidays | false |
Move over, katy perry: 'brooklyn girls' are taking over | false |
Two drums and cymbal fall off a cliff... buh dum, tish... | true |
How vintage english transferware saved nancy roberts from financial hardship (video) | false |
Did you guys hear about joan rivers? the mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body. | true |
Nelson mandela's widow offers simply perfect view on gender rights | false |
If we talked to young girls the way we talk to ourselves | false |
The week in arts&culture: more bush paintings, yayoi kusama's bday and a guy named 'mustang wanted' | false |
What is a chemists favourite type of music? heavy metals. | true |
What is the center of a gay apple's life? decor. | true |
I'm not a big fan of loud music i guess its just not my forte | true |
Person: i like your name. me: thanks, i got it for my birthday | true |
How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? taste | true |
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol & looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor? | true |
Man claims he walked in on co-worker engaging in sexual act with patient in hospital | false |
Every lifetime movie needs a scene where a woman angrily packs a suitcase | true |
If you have a vagina or know someone who does | false |
What can clinton do about the inevitable debate question about her emails? | false |
Mulder and scully reunite in 2-part trailer for 'the x-files' revival | false |
What did the egg say to the hot water? | true |
Gemma redux jewelry, score the blake lively favorite (photos) | false |
Gorgeous aerial photos of hawaii taunt the rest of us | false |
What's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid. | true |
This elevator is out of order.why? too many sumo tried to squeeze into it. | true |
What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? according to the latest polls, about 4%. | true |
Immigration activists say deportation raids could send families to their deaths | false |
So.. so a dyslectic man walks into a bra... | true |
Celebrity diaper quotes: 10 stars who have very strong opinions | false |
What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet? | true |
The falcons lost the super bowl thanks to one really bad, inexcusable drive | false |
Scientists boost older brains' ability to heal and learn | false |
Cashmere blowout treatment makes hair soft as a sweater | false |
What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? a homeboyeur. | true |
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gagged. | true |
Muslims may become america’s second-largest religious group by 2040, pew reports | false |
Supreme court refuses challenge to california's firearm waiting period | false |
Letter to 10-year-old self: don't get rid of wonder woman underwear | false |
Why hot whiskey is the greatest warm cocktail ever | false |
Fusion staff pushes back against management opposition to union drive | false |
What do you call a french person masturbating? jacques-ing off. | true |
India's 'iron lady' ends her 16-year hunger strike | false |
Groping is sexual violence, and it's not okay! | false |
Donald trump argues he never said 'give teachers guns' before pushing to give some teachers guns | false |
I got a papercut writing my suicide note. it's a start. -steven wright | true |
I'm really more of a dog person. -- werewolf | true |
Saint west adorably interrupts kim kardashian's live stream | false |
If short people smoke weed... if short people smoke weed, do they get high or medium. | true |
The californians who are shaking up wine's mainstream | false |
Man katy perry kissed on 'american idol' says he didn't like it | false |
I have note 7...i have a charger....ugh... bomb has been planted. | true |
9 lunch box surprises for the first day of school | false |
Remembering the bravery of the 9/11 rescue dogs | false |
What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad? a transparent | true |
What is the monkey that can't peel the banana? terrible at cc | true |
My subconscious wants thai food but my inner goddess wants pizza. | true |
What do you call a mexican disney princess? a taco belle. | true |
Kevin smith’s daughter was nearly abducted by fake uber drivers | false |
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