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Boehner's departure won't make congress better, but it could make it worse | false |
'west wing' cast reunites to campaign for hillary clinton in ohio | false |
When fnatic plays on fy_snow... olafmeister gets an ace | true |
How universal child care affects boys vs. girls | false |
What do you call a waterfall which causes erections? viagra falls | true |
Poker no youporn i do not want to play poker, i'm at work. | true |
This restaurant just beautifully told off its transphobic customers | false |
The twins that have way more swagger than you | false |
Snap polls give hillary clinton a third debate victory | false |
I skipped the 9 puns and killed the last one. that's a pun in ten dead. | true |
Black lives matter 'will not be intimidated' by white terrorists | false |
Your last name: to change or not to change? | false |
Dear kids, 16 & pregnant is a tv show, not a challenge... | true |
Why are test tube manufacturers always single? people just seem to find them vial! | true |
A victory for macron and for the european union – now it's time to unite a divided france | false |
Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? i don't know you tell me. | true |
A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (more) | true |
To die for: chris tanner's the etiquette of death at la mama | false |
What do you call a snake game that doesn't work? an e-reptile dysfunction | true |
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? on the psycho path! | true |
What do you call a woman with six kids? lucy | true |
You've got to hand it to midgets because they cant reach it themselves | true |
David schwimmer and wife zoe buckman are taking 'time apart' | false |
Where does santa stash his money? in a snowbank. | true |
Who wants to get enraged and go persecute christians? no one. | true |
The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees. | true |
Do you know where my potted cactus went? well, i can't put my finger on it... | true |
Excuse me, do you really need glasses... or are they just for looks? | true |
There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory. things are much calmer now. | true |
What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ? the tusk fairy ! | true |
What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? life insurance policies. | true |
I'm fantastic in bed i can stay asleep for 15 hours! | true |
Blood test could give you 'ok' for aspirin therapy | false |
This gop governor's comments about the poor are incredibly revealing | false |
Baby, are you today's date? because you're 11/10. | true |
How does lady gaga like her meat cooked? raw raw raw raw raw! | true |
Shailene woodley's two beauty looks: which do you like best? (poll) | false |
North carolina state board of elections dismisses some of pat mccrory’s election protests | false |
Andrew garfield 'would love' if donald trump saw his new film, '99 homes' | false |
Why did the lady stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling her to concentrate! | true |
When are pomeranians good at taking photographs? only when they snap at something! | true |
13 obvious scientific discoveries in 2013 that will make you just shake your head | false |
Gabriela isler, miss universe winner 2013, sounds off on body image (video) | false |
How does isil prefer their eggs? sunni side up at first. but they always end up scrambled. | true |
People are shocked by conservative artist's betsy devos cartoon | false |
Trump’s new travel ban could hinder research on hiv and mental health | false |
The quiet practice where i found my voice | false |
Created a kickstarter for my movie. hoping to raise enough for a popcorn and soda too. | true |
One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol. | true |
Therapists missed newtown gunman's rage as a teenager | false |
Mick jagger reacts to impressions of himself on 'snl' (video) | false |
If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing. | true |
How far can you run into the woods? halfway, any further and you're running out. | true |
Mitch mcconnell mocks blankenship on twitter with a big cloud of cocaine | false |
What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant? a plaid tie. | true |
Why can't you trust stairs? because they are always up to something. | true |
Donald trump literally nominated the goldman sachs bailout lawyer to run the sec | false |
New canada law gives legal immunity to people who report drug overdoses | false |
Chrissy teigen comes for her haters with hilarious thanksgiving clapbacks | false |
Syrian rebels claim to capture town of dabiq from isis | false |
Average woman keeps same makeup style for 11 years: survey | false |
Kid's allowance is $780 per year on average: survey | false |
James corden hits all the right notes in sainsbury’s 'greatest gift' christmas commercial | false |
What do you call a chiropractor in egypt? a cairopractor. | true |
Katie holmes: one day, two confusing outfits (photos) | false |
Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested. | true |
A love letter to my iphone the apple of my i | true |
A man walks into a bar. the impact gave him a concussion. | true |
Mcdonald's sponsoring the olympics is like jack daniels sponsoring the prom. | true |
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? a snout bout! | true |
What do you call a hippopotamus wearing tie dye? ... a hippiepotamus | true |
Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? he made no scents. | true |
Tim bennett, john nash call for a unified gay pride holiday, new marketing strategy | false |
What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? kill-joy | true |
Fat magnet: taking all the flavor out of food | false |
The gender wage gap exists: 5 ways you can help | false |
Someone threw an egg at me, i wasn't able to dodge it. it was un-ovoid-able. =( | true |
Climate change this week: gargantuan blue blobs, solar spin cells, and more! | false |
Why progressives are celebrating hillary clinton’s populist economic speech | false |
What do you get when you mix human dna with zebra dna? kicked out of the zoo. | true |
If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? an airplane | true |
Loooooser i am a looser. really you are? | true |
Mental illness and identity: would i shed my bipolar disorder skin? | false |
What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school? algaebra... | true |
At what time does sean connery go to wimbledon? tenish. | true |
Stranger takes out cash so homeless woman can buy ticket to see family | false |
Louise thompson, south carolina woman, is 5th recent case of flesh-eating bacteria | false |
Tinder issues lifetime ban after man calls his match a 'chink' and 'c**t' | false |
Cbs says it offered 'large' pay raises to departed 'hawaii five-0' stars | false |
At first lincoln didn't want to be president... ... but he gave it a shot. | true |
Singapore food vendor gives coupons to elderly so they can redeem meals | false |
What did the irishman say about the rc car tied to his scrotum? it drives me nuts. | true |
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 contracted the ebola virus and is highly contagious. | true |
Hay gurl are you a gorilla enclosure? cause' i wanna drop a kid in you. | true |
Ohio university rejects roger ailes' name and money | false |
I don't know who decided that high heels were just for women but...good call. | true |
Why are ghosts always just moaning? did your manners die too? use your words! | true |
Loretta lynch: orlando shooting was an 'act of hate and terror' | false |
Donald trump: 'i fight like hell' to pay less in taxes | false |
1 million kids in africa need help amid el niño drought | false |
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