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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? hit it in the face with a pickaxe. | true |
What's brown and white and flies all over? thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw! | true |
What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? a buffaloaf. | true |
Teen girl accused of killing abusive father flooded with letters of support | false |
'snl': andy samberg tries out his new sarah palin impression on 'weekend update' (video) | false |
What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back four seconds. | true |
Highway to hell is my favorite wedding song. | true |
The least literate cities in america: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Republicans are feeling kind of pessimistic about their party right now | false |
What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in massachusetts? boston cream pie | true |
Shutdown? what shutdown? how to prevent the government closures from ruining your d.c. vacation | false |
Marriage secret: unhappy spouses anonymously confess on whisper app | false |
Sky news is being investigated over that disastrous malaysia airlines segment | false |
The reason jennifer lopez is staying single for a bit | false |
A modest proposal to halt rising tuition costs | false |
Tech journalist also worked for apple without telling editors | false |
Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to b positive about it | true |
Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit. | true |
Money pours in as move to stop donald trump expands | false |
Young bear on the mend after sustaining serious burns in wash. wildfire | false |
My scale is broken. it only seems to go up. | true |
Why are white girls so odd? because they can't even! | true |
John joseph, colorado man, receives ‘outlandish' bill for son's snake bite | false |
What does the chicken do to get through college? she strips. | true |
Sometimes i wake up grumpy... other times i let her sleep. | true |
Why do black people talk funny? they don't, it's a miff. | true |
Did you hear about the guy who accidentally washed his wallet? he was arrested for money laundering | true |
Where does obama keep his armies? in the baracks. | true |
I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence you could say it was a real siri-nade | true |
Sport and society for arete - the national anthem | false |
Peanut allergies may have tripled over the last decade | false |
Hating the hate in showtime's 'l word mississippi' | false |
Why is texas the lone star state? it was rated out of five. | true |
What did the snot say to the nose? i gotta run. | true |
13 of the best film and tv tours around the world | false |
Why do brides wear white? to match the rest of the household appliances. | true |
Finnish chain builds 'game of thrones'-themed hotel fit for wildlings | false |
Lessons from kayaking: finding a way to be with fear | false |
6 tips to simplify your choices of insurance on a health care exchange | false |
Stephen colbert furious to learn nyc only has 2 million rats | false |
European telecom altice buys cablevision for $17.7 billion | false |
How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 | true |
Why did saint francis cry? someone called him assisi. | true |
What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? marma'lady ^tip | true |
Thousands mourn 'blind sheikh' convicted in 1993 world trade center bombing | false |
Meet the high school hero who jumped in to defend legally blind teen from accused bully | false |
How laura dern is talking to her kids about white supremacist hate | false |
Alesha dixon conquers two fall trends at once (photo) | false |
Mindfulness could make you less swayed by immediate rewards | false |
A muslim tried to tell a joke it bombed. | true |
'rio 2' tops box office by a beak on friday with $12 million | false |
Too bad the dinosaurs didn't have a bruce willisaurus to fly into space and blow that asteroid up. | true |
When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to make a decision you've gotta sleep on it. | true |
Billy eichner asks: do gay people care about (or even know) john oliver? | false |
Why does donald trump take zanax? for hispanic attacks. | true |
What do you call nazis from san francisco? bay aryans | true |
How to save money on a family ski trip | false |
These babies eat birthday cake the way nature intended: face first | false |
My friend said i twist everything to my advantage. i took it as a compliment. | true |
Why didnt craig buy anne franks shoes on ebay for 2000$ ? they were holo-costly | true |
Are you one of the tsa's unwitting accomplices? (poll) | false |
How to catch more zzs when you just can't sleep | false |
5 key habits to living a radiant life | false |
(late joke) islamic state: people who are currently in cuba, you are all in fidel's. . sorry. | true |
Seth rogen & james franco's new movie is already controversial | false |
Obama 'singing' rihanna's 'work' is keeping america great | false |
Tweeters blast donald trump's rnc speech using just 4 simple words | false |
What new mothers need to know about motherhood | false |
Why doesn't meghan trainor eat salmon? because she's all about that bass | true |
What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? whoa, whoa, whoa... wade just a minute. | true |
What's do call a masrbating cow? beef stroganoff... | true |
What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? mount rushmore | true |
And the king of puns said it's going to be another reigny day | true |
Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it. | true |
Spark of life and crossroads by susie spain | false |
The republican leadership crisis may have just saved the export-import bank | false |
First-class travel: what's inside airline amenity kits (photos) | false |
The 10 places on my bucket list this year (it will surprise you) | false |
Why do girls never travel in odd numbers? because they can't even. | true |
Why can't the two melons get married? i don't know but they cantaloupe. | true |
Philadelphia congregations lead in the struggle for social justice | false |
Baltimore, star trek and a day in the death of freddie gray | false |
Who the patron saint of surveillance? st francis of a cctv. | true |
How is a lesbian like a camel? their hump has no bone. | true |
Young scientist shows off his own periodic table (video) | false |
What did helen keller scream when she got mugged? nothing. it was winter and she had mittens on. | true |
I masturbate so much in the shower i get wet when it rains | true |
Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? to win dough. | true |
An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost) | true |
Joe biden enlists jon stewart and 9/11 heroes for his cancer moonshot | false |
Animal photos of the week: pandas, apes, leopard cubs and more pictures | false |
I was an addict. i was addicted to the hokey pokey, but i turned myself around. | true |
How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before? oh, they'll tell you. | true |
Some d.c. businesses are abusing a safety program to racially profile people | false |
Shakespeare was a good sport... he ended all his sonnets with gg. | true |
I found out where babies come from and it's fucking gross you guys. | true |
What do buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually? cottage chi | true |
9 essentials you need to start running outdoors in the winter | false |
A kiss will make her day but anal will make her hole weak | true |
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? two dogs howling at the moon. | true |
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