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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
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What's brown and white and flies all over? thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? a buffaloaf.
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Teen girl accused of killing abusive father flooded with letters of support
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'snl': andy samberg tries out his new sarah palin impression on 'weekend update' (video)
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back four seconds.
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Highway to hell is my favorite wedding song.
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The least literate cities in america: 24/7 wall st.
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Republicans are feeling kind of pessimistic about their party right now
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What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in massachusetts? boston cream pie
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Shutdown? what shutdown? how to prevent the government closures from ruining your d.c. vacation
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Marriage secret: unhappy spouses anonymously confess on whisper app
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Sky news is being investigated over that disastrous malaysia airlines segment
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The reason jennifer lopez is staying single for a bit
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A modest proposal to halt rising tuition costs
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Tech journalist also worked for apple without telling editors
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Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to b positive about it
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Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit.
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Money pours in as move to stop donald trump expands
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Young bear on the mend after sustaining serious burns in wash. wildfire
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My scale is broken. it only seems to go up.
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Why are white girls so odd? because they can't even!
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John joseph, colorado man, receives ‘outlandish' bill for son's snake bite
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What does the chicken do to get through college? she strips.
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Sometimes i wake up grumpy... other times i let her sleep.
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Why do black people talk funny? they don't, it's a miff.
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Did you hear about the guy who accidentally washed his wallet? he was arrested for money laundering
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Where does obama keep his armies? in the baracks.
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I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence you could say it was a real siri-nade
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Sport and society for arete - the national anthem
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Peanut allergies may have tripled over the last decade
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Hating the hate in showtime's 'l word mississippi'
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Why is texas the lone star state? it was rated out of five.
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What did the snot say to the nose? i gotta run.
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13 of the best film and tv tours around the world
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Why do brides wear white? to match the rest of the household appliances.
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Finnish chain builds 'game of thrones'-themed hotel fit for wildlings
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Lessons from kayaking: finding a way to be with fear
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6 tips to simplify your choices of insurance on a health care exchange
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Stephen colbert furious to learn nyc only has 2 million rats
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European telecom altice buys cablevision for $17.7 billion
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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1
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Why did saint francis cry? someone called him assisi.
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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? marma'lady ^tip
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Thousands mourn 'blind sheikh' convicted in 1993 world trade center bombing
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Meet the high school hero who jumped in to defend legally blind teen from accused bully
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How laura dern is talking to her kids about white supremacist hate
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Alesha dixon conquers two fall trends at once (photo)
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Mindfulness could make you less swayed by immediate rewards
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A muslim tried to tell a joke it bombed.
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'rio 2' tops box office by a beak on friday with $12 million
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Too bad the dinosaurs didn't have a bruce willisaurus to fly into space and blow that asteroid up.
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When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to make a decision you've gotta sleep on it.
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Billy eichner asks: do gay people care about (or even know) john oliver?
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Why does donald trump take zanax? for hispanic attacks.
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What do you call nazis from san francisco? bay aryans
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How to save money on a family ski trip
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These babies eat birthday cake the way nature intended: face first
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My friend said i twist everything to my advantage. i took it as a compliment.
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Why didnt craig buy anne franks shoes on ebay for 2000$ ? they were holo-costly
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Are you one of the tsa's unwitting accomplices? (poll)
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How to catch more zzs when you just can't sleep
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5 key habits to living a radiant life
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(late joke) islamic state: people who are currently in cuba, you are all in fidel's. . sorry.
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Seth rogen & james franco's new movie is already controversial
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Obama 'singing' rihanna's 'work' is keeping america great
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Tweeters blast donald trump's rnc speech using just 4 simple words
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What new mothers need to know about motherhood
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Why doesn't meghan trainor eat salmon? because she's all about that bass
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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? whoa, whoa, whoa... wade just a minute.
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What's do call a masrbating cow? beef stroganoff...
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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? mount rushmore
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And the king of puns said it's going to be another reigny day
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Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it.
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Spark of life and crossroads by susie spain
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The republican leadership crisis may have just saved the export-import bank
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First-class travel: what's inside airline amenity kits (photos)
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The 10 places on my bucket list this year (it will surprise you)
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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers? because they can't even.
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Why can't the two melons get married? i don't know but they cantaloupe.
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Philadelphia congregations lead in the struggle for social justice
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Baltimore, star trek and a day in the death of freddie gray
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Who the patron saint of surveillance? st francis of a cctv.
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How is a lesbian like a camel? their hump has no bone.
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Young scientist shows off his own periodic table (video)
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What did helen keller scream when she got mugged? nothing. it was winter and she had mittens on.
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I masturbate so much in the shower i get wet when it rains
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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? to win dough.
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An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)
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Joe biden enlists jon stewart and 9/11 heroes for his cancer moonshot
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Animal photos of the week: pandas, apes, leopard cubs and more pictures
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I was an addict. i was addicted to the hokey pokey, but i turned myself around.
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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before? oh, they'll tell you.
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Some d.c. businesses are abusing a safety program to racially profile people
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Shakespeare was a good sport... he ended all his sonnets with gg.
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I found out where babies come from and it's fucking gross you guys.
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What do buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually? cottage chi
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9 essentials you need to start running outdoors in the winter
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A kiss will make her day but anal will make her hole weak
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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? two dogs howling at the moon.
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