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My girl told me to stop singing 'wonderwall.' i said maybe | true |
The princess problem: dads discuss how their daughters are affected by disney (video) | false |
In australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. cunt | true |
Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? a bomb vest does something when triggered. | true |
What does a mexican get when he slides down a hill? gracias | true |
Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? it would of scared the shit out of the dog. | true |
Hospitals fail to take simple measures to prevent clostridium difficile infection, survey says | false |
Every trip to the supermarket is a game of dodge the indecisive old people with my cart. | true |
Someone called the cops on jerry seinfeld over a lemonade stand | false |
Russell simmons steps down from his businesses after new sexual assault claim | false |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was outstanding in his field. | true |
If donald trump's staff were spokespeople for other historic events | false |
Watch: teens recreate madonna's iconic mtv vma 'vogue' performance | false |
I just blew off some steam and it wouldn't even kiss me afterward. | true |
I'm starting a self-serve fork business. it's called go fork yourself. | true |
If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler. | true |
The duty to disobey a nuclear launch order | false |
My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved | true |
'goosebumps' scares away competition at the box office | false |
Cities must get creative in the fight against air pollution | false |
Voters find hillary clinton less trustworthy after email scandal | false |
When i think about you, i touch myself. in the face. with my fist. | true |
Why does manny pacquiao hate spring so much? because of may weather. | true |
Why were all the computers in the company frozen? because they let it go | true |
What's the good word? legs. spread the word! | true |
If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with i shouldn't be telling you this | true |
What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? a receding hareline. | true |
The brexit situation britain: down with the eu! *next day* britain: i meant i'm down with the eu. | true |
Relax. it's not a competition. right. that's what i say. but i said it first. | true |
How defamation laws in australia could stop an all-out ‘weinstein moment’ | false |
What do you call a group of ocelot? an awful-lot. | true |
I have just read an interesting dictionary. it had literally no metaphors. i'll ^show^myself^out... | true |
I saw a dog taking a dump and i totally thought of you. | true |
What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf? a small medium at large. | true |
He died doing what he loved: telling me i'm overreacting. | true |
Mexican mayor weds crocodile to bring good luck to village | false |
'milk in my sippy cup': pint-sized kid stars in adorable rap video | false |
When people tell me i'm intimidating, i generally just glare at them until they take it back. | true |
What kind of house does cheese like to live in? a cottage | true |
Why did the fox cross the road? it was chassing after the chicken! | true |
First ladies in china: jackie kennedy's kidnapping to lou hoover's gun | false |
10 things you need to do before you turn 60 | false |
This cop is seattle’s first openly transgender officer | false |
Why should everyone vote for hillary clinton? because bill said she doesn't suck | true |
Huffpollster: hillary clinton is within striking distance of donald trump in georgia | false |
What can be served but not eaten? a tennis ball. | true |
Big early vote in georgia runoff heightens expectations in campaign's final days | false |
I assume the burning bush was the bible's first recorded std. | true |
A termite walks into a club. 'is the bar tender here?' | true |
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? so that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa. | true |
Kristin bauer van straten, 'true blood' star, on not being as glamorous as pam (photos) | false |
What's black, blue, and red all over? the grudge at a rave. | true |
Kellyanne conway defends trump's 'tremendous moral standards' after roy moore endorsement | false |
How do you circumcise a redneck? you kick his sister in the back of the head. | true |
What i do all day when i am home with the baby | false |
I'm forty years old and my parents are divorcing! | false |
Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? because it was a wrecked tangle | true |
Two men walked into a bar you'd think at least one of them would've ducked. | true |
Don't drake and drive or you'll end up at your ex's house. | true |
I read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny. | true |
Ah, water. giver of life. destroyer of witches. improver of tee shirt contests. | true |
'real men get raped' campaign comes to london tube stations | false |
For hard-liners, even the trump epa isn't doing enough to undermine climate science | false |
I wore my golf socks today there's a hole in one | true |
My dick is like an anchor... if it extends, i'm not going anywhere until it retracts. | true |
I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system. | true |
What do you call a will? a dead giveaway | true |
Don’t let its new policy fool you. morgan stanley is a huge coal bank. | false |
What is an emo's favorite note? g ...get it? edit:im not saying the reference | true |
What do you call a milf barista? joe mama | true |
Donald trump promises he'll 'work something out' on health care | false |
Are painters' 'reference photographs' a form of cheating? | false |
It met a girl with 12 nipples. sounds funny, dozen tit? | true |
Break out that library card because beyoncé has a book recommendation | false |
10 genius style tricks to revamp a denim shirt | false |
Awesome dad builds 50-meter crazy straw for his daughter's birthday | false |
The halloween costume that's already in your closet | false |
Sarah palin defends curt schilling: 'espn continues to screw up' | false |
Trump weighs in as costly congressional race heads for a tight finish | false |
Where do hipsters buy their clothes? most likely a thrift store or urban outfitters, tbh. | true |
Islamist and western populism have more in common than you think | false |
A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable i said not nessacelery | true |
Gwyneth paltrow opens up on chris martin split, says she 'hit a wall' | false |
Knock knock who's there ? closure ! closure who ? closure mouth when you eat ! | true |
Target sports, michigan gun store, agrees to stop selling targets wearing muslim garb (photo) | false |
U want to hear a great joke? a great joke but you have to speak it out yourself. | true |
10 things i wish someone had told me before my wedding day | false |
Hell yeah i want your website to play music without warning or a mute button! | true |
Best pick up line in a gay bar? may i push your stool in? | true |
Mizzou administrator who tried to block journalist put on leave | false |
The cultural evolution of art and the net | false |
This gay couple shows how love can overcome bigotry | false |
Bill clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls. | true |
I forgot where i threw my boomerang. oh wait.. it's coming back to me now. | true |
Betsy devos to deliver commencement speech at historically black university | false |
I like my women the way i like my cake... moist. | true |
Couples tattoos: denver women get joint ink to celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary (photos) | false |
Babies 'fake' cry for attention, but it's not a bad thing | false |
Remember how white people rioted after oj simpson's acquittal? me neither. | true |
Why being called ‘a wanderer’ is a total compliment | false |
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