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Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of
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You really inspire me to be a bitter person.
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Wedding disaster: wedding party dumped into lake when dock collapses (video)
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That was fantastic. let's do this again sometime.
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Why do leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? the grass tickles their balls
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No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you. - soulmates
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Rice: for when you're not really hungry but still wanna eat a 1000 of something.
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How do you kill a snail? with an as-salt rifle!
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How to stay sane in an insane weight world
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Looking for new roommates on craigslist... ...is it too anal to ask whether or not they're into it?
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Lupita nyong'o golden globes dress 2014, actress looks ravishing in red ralph lauren (photos)
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What's the difference between a c4 and a feminist? the c4 does something when it's triggered.
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What did they find floating in the toilet of the s.s enterprise? captains log
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Kurt russell and goldie hawn's first date was interrupted by police
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Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
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Why is 2 phosphorus oxygen carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2poc
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If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.
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Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*
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Why did the egyptian spit out his water? because it came from the suez.
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Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.
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Why did god create men first? because we learn from mistakes.
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Laurie hernandez wants to be the latina role model she never had
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Rick astley will lend you his pixar collection... but he's never gonna give you up.
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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? a mirage!
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Gustav klimt 'the kiss' google logo honors artist's 150th birthday (photo)
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Bernie sanders breaks down how democrats can fight back
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Funny q: why do birds fly south for the winter? a: it's too far to walk.
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How to tackle 3 of your child's hardest sleep transitions
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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? he had to take a sheet.
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Mylan launches epipen generic at $300 per two-pack
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Badass great-grandmother is an ambulance-driving emt at age 87
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Ladies, please report immediately to my pants. - me, pretending i'm wearing pants.
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What the 2nd amendment and roe v. wade mean in alabama
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I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...i just need to learn how to change the polarity.
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Stunning loft rentals for the creative jet set (photos)
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What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? a dairy queen
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet.
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America will suffer if trump becomes president... you could say we're going toupee for it
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Jennifer lawrence was ready to party after the golden globes — and then emma stone called
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Going to an ivy doesn't suck: a response to zach schwartz
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Why are jewish men circumcised? cause jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off.
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I invented a motorized walking stick.. i call it the hurrycane.
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Mark twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. ah yes, his hannibal lectern.
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As trump withdraws from the world, non-state networks step up
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Beyond the doner: finding 'real' turkish food in istanbul
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This week in stories that actually mattered: february 17-23, 2014
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I'm a gentleman, i never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick.
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Funny breakup: google street view allegedly captures the aftermath of a breakup (photo)
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Swedish house mafia breaking up: dance music titans announce upcoming tour will be their last
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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon? it doesn't need cleaning
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Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!!
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5 hacks for when your hair tie goes missing
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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? a brazilian
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Yeah, sure, i use made-up words sometimes. does that make you discomfortable?
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Out-of-control suv lands on roof of grocery store
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Not a little girl, but i know my way
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Now that winter finally decided to show, here's a sweet playlist
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Melanie daniel: 'piecemaker' at shulamit gallery, venice beach
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Beyonce house of dereon campaign is pretty much the definition of fierce (photos)
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Stephen hawking walks into a bar... ... just kidding
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What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? your last blowjob.
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Rainbow kids: don't quit. we're fighting for you
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Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases? it runs in the jeans.
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Exploring chicago's lakefront from lincoln park to grant park
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I went to the zoo yesterday the only animal they had was a dog. it was a shih-tzu.
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The 15 most outrageous looks from couture week
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10 ways writing can help you become a better runner
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Just accidentally threw an 'xo' in a text to a dude. guess i have to fuck him now.
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You might be a redneck if you think pearl jam is an oriental sex act
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Martha stewart asks marc jacobs who his favorite porn star is, then tweets about it
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My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india... she's a fat cow.
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What happens when you drop a red hot ball of nickel onto a brick of velveeta? (video)
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Some terrible things happened during one of the holiest weeks of the year
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This week in normalization: oscar nominees are very white but everyone's an african
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9 ways you may not realize dead bodies help make our lives better
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20 gorgeous work bags for every office & budget
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What do the french learn in basic training? how to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
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Fish joke of the day i want to krill myself.
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New releases not enough to dethrone 'the butler' from top box office spot
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How losing her sisters fueled patti labelle to take action
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Divorce research: new study shows journaling post-split may do more harm than good
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How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 i stole this.
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Ben affleck breaks down what men, himself included, need to do better
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Why did michael jackson call boyz ii men? because he thought it was a delivery service.
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Americans still aren't all that scared about terrorism
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How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? one, we have no time for humour.
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What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? heeeeeeyyyyyy
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Want to know why your teenager is so stressed?
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Stephen colbert rips wikileaks, alex jones and reddit trolls: 'grow the f**k up'
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After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people i just found out gta had missions.
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Why sleep 'ranks number one' in arianna huffington's life
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Are high gas prices a boon to auto insurers?
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Non-profit helps homeless man turn the key to a new life
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I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people but they never work
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What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene.
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Parenting rewards: small gestures children offer their parents to keep them coming back
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The phrase you two deserve each other sounds like a compliment, but never is.
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I try not to associate myself with bowlers they're all a bunch of pinheads
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What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? canoes tip
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If you find that china is not working... ... have you tried updating your mao settings?
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