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Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of | true |
You really inspire me to be a bitter person. | true |
Wedding disaster: wedding party dumped into lake when dock collapses (video) | false |
That was fantastic. let's do this again sometime. | true |
Why do leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? the grass tickles their balls | true |
No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you. - soulmates | true |
Rice: for when you're not really hungry but still wanna eat a 1000 of something. | true |
How do you kill a snail? with an as-salt rifle! | true |
How to stay sane in an insane weight world | false |
Looking for new roommates on craigslist... ...is it too anal to ask whether or not they're into it? | true |
Lupita nyong'o golden globes dress 2014, actress looks ravishing in red ralph lauren (photos) | false |
What's the difference between a c4 and a feminist? the c4 does something when it's triggered. | true |
What did they find floating in the toilet of the s.s enterprise? captains log | true |
Kurt russell and goldie hawn's first date was interrupted by police | false |
Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine. | true |
Why is 2 phosphorus oxygen carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2poc | true |
If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me. | true |
Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.* | true |
Why did the egyptian spit out his water? because it came from the suez. | true |
Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies. | true |
Why did god create men first? because we learn from mistakes. | true |
Laurie hernandez wants to be the latina role model she never had | false |
Rick astley will lend you his pixar collection... but he's never gonna give you up. | true |
What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? a mirage! | true |
Gustav klimt 'the kiss' google logo honors artist's 150th birthday (photo) | false |
Bernie sanders breaks down how democrats can fight back | false |
Funny q: why do birds fly south for the winter? a: it's too far to walk. | true |
How to tackle 3 of your child's hardest sleep transitions | false |
Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? he had to take a sheet. | true |
Mylan launches epipen generic at $300 per two-pack | false |
Badass great-grandmother is an ambulance-driving emt at age 87 | false |
Ladies, please report immediately to my pants. - me, pretending i'm wearing pants. | true |
What the 2nd amendment and roe v. wade mean in alabama | false |
I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...i just need to learn how to change the polarity. | true |
Stunning loft rentals for the creative jet set (photos) | false |
What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? a dairy queen | true |
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet. | true |
America will suffer if trump becomes president... you could say we're going toupee for it | true |
Jennifer lawrence was ready to party after the golden globes — and then emma stone called | false |
Going to an ivy doesn't suck: a response to zach schwartz | false |
Why are jewish men circumcised? cause jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off. | true |
I invented a motorized walking stick.. i call it the hurrycane. | true |
Mark twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. ah yes, his hannibal lectern. | true |
As trump withdraws from the world, non-state networks step up | false |
Beyond the doner: finding 'real' turkish food in istanbul | false |
This week in stories that actually mattered: february 17-23, 2014 | false |
I'm a gentleman, i never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick. | true |
Funny breakup: google street view allegedly captures the aftermath of a breakup (photo) | false |
Swedish house mafia breaking up: dance music titans announce upcoming tour will be their last | false |
Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon? it doesn't need cleaning | true |
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!! | true |
5 hacks for when your hair tie goes missing | false |
How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? a brazilian | true |
Yeah, sure, i use made-up words sometimes. does that make you discomfortable? | true |
Out-of-control suv lands on roof of grocery store | false |
Not a little girl, but i know my way | false |
Now that winter finally decided to show, here's a sweet playlist | false |
Melanie daniel: 'piecemaker' at shulamit gallery, venice beach | false |
Beyonce house of dereon campaign is pretty much the definition of fierce (photos) | false |
Stephen hawking walks into a bar... ... just kidding | true |
What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? your last blowjob. | true |
Rainbow kids: don't quit. we're fighting for you | false |
Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases? it runs in the jeans. | true |
Exploring chicago's lakefront from lincoln park to grant park | false |
I went to the zoo yesterday the only animal they had was a dog. it was a shih-tzu. | true |
The 15 most outrageous looks from couture week | false |
10 ways writing can help you become a better runner | false |
Just accidentally threw an 'xo' in a text to a dude. guess i have to fuck him now. | true |
You might be a redneck if you think pearl jam is an oriental sex act | true |
Martha stewart asks marc jacobs who his favorite porn star is, then tweets about it | false |
My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india... she's a fat cow. | true |
What happens when you drop a red hot ball of nickel onto a brick of velveeta? (video) | false |
Some terrible things happened during one of the holiest weeks of the year | false |
This week in normalization: oscar nominees are very white but everyone's an african | false |
9 ways you may not realize dead bodies help make our lives better | false |
20 gorgeous work bags for every office & budget | false |
What do the french learn in basic training? how to surrender in twenty-seven different languages. | true |
Fish joke of the day i want to krill myself. | true |
New releases not enough to dethrone 'the butler' from top box office spot | false |
How losing her sisters fueled patti labelle to take action | false |
Divorce research: new study shows journaling post-split may do more harm than good | false |
How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 i stole this. | true |
Ben affleck breaks down what men, himself included, need to do better | false |
Why did michael jackson call boyz ii men? because he thought it was a delivery service. | true |
Americans still aren't all that scared about terrorism | false |
How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? one, we have no time for humour. | true |
What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? heeeeeeyyyyyy | true |
Want to know why your teenager is so stressed? | false |
Stephen colbert rips wikileaks, alex jones and reddit trolls: 'grow the f**k up' | false |
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people i just found out gta had missions. | true |
Why sleep 'ranks number one' in arianna huffington's life | false |
Are high gas prices a boon to auto insurers? | false |
Non-profit helps homeless man turn the key to a new life | false |
I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people but they never work | true |
What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene. | true |
Parenting rewards: small gestures children offer their parents to keep them coming back | false |
The phrase you two deserve each other sounds like a compliment, but never is. | true |
I try not to associate myself with bowlers they're all a bunch of pinheads | true |
What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? canoes tip | true |
If you find that china is not working... ... have you tried updating your mao settings? | true |
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