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Life is like a hardcore drug. i've taken several. | true |
Carl bernstein: donald trump's disdain for facts worse than nixon | false |
You know who brings a knife to a gun fight? cannibals. and also a fork. | true |
Why are all liquor stores haunted? because they're full of spirits. | true |
I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy. | true |
Insect-inspired fashion: we're buggin' out over these (photos) | false |
We can all calm down because rob kardashian and blac chyna have not split | false |
Guess i should've left..guest appearance on cops off my resume | true |
Zendaya masterfully shut down this twitter troll’s rape 'joke' | false |
Christina hendricks and jessica chastain inspired me to go red (photos) | false |
What starts with 'm', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing a miscarriage | true |
Rihanna's boots cancel out bare legs for night out in london (photos) | false |
I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass i am. | true |
What does an indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. mumbai | true |
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, he gets drunk. | true |
Carla bruni's 'disguise' is a far cry from her dior wardrobe of yore (photos) | false |
This 6-foot-5-inch teddy bear is all legs and it's freaking people out | false |
Listen to disney princesses sing their songs in the correct languages | false |
How the world resources forum came to be | false |
Tower: what's your heigth and position? pilot: well i'm 6 foot tall and i'm sitting front left. | true |
Some physical health conditions are linked with increased suicide risk | false |
Janelle monáe drops new videos celebrating bisexuality and black women's empowerment | false |
I ran three miles today. finally i said, lady take your purse. | true |
Bread baking tips: how to get professional results at home | false |
Huckabee jokes about life-shattering zika virus to attack clinton | false |
What's the real reason old men take viagra? so they don't roll out of bed! | true |
Homelessness in hawaii grows, defying image of paradise | false |
What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? deer balls, they're under a buck. | true |
I had to quit my job at the helium factory. no one talks to me like that. | true |
Do you know what really burns my ass? a flame about 3 feet high. | true |
Would i look like a bad mom in family court? an attorney weighs in | false |
Debenhams unveils revamped store with diverse lingerie models (photos) | false |
Why can't a blonde dial 911? because she can't find the eleven. | true |
What do you put in a box to make it lighter? courtney love | true |
Forgiving the man who killed my 3-year-old son | false |
I caught my friend licking my tv today. so much for the high def lsd screen. | true |
Craig sonner, george zimmerman's lawyer, says client is not racist during cnn interview | false |
Why don't renovators paint floors? it's beneath them. | true |
Make work a positive choice in your life and reduce stress | false |
What's black and never works? decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard! | true |
Climate change will disrupt food supplies, slow economies, cause irreversible damage, ipcc finds | false |
Gopro video captures death-defying bike ride on gran canaria's rooftops | false |
Who do you sell second hand bikes to? a re-cyclist. | true |
I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning. it was an oversight. | true |
Kardashians and jenners dominate this week's best-dressed list | false |
I love you man! the best boy-friendly valentines | false |
Closed letter to the mods of /r/jokes o | true |
Why are there only seat belts in the end of the bus? because #backlivesmatter | true |
Obama, jimmy fallon visit unc, talk the president's thrift-shopping past (video) | false |
Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy? allahu akbar, honey. | true |
What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? pillow fight. | true |
What is whitney houston's favorite kind of coordination? haaaaaannnnnddd eyeeeee | true |
Cleft surgeries contribute billions of dollars to local economies in developing world: study | false |
I'm a people person. - outgoing guy. i'm a geese goose. - outgoing goose. | true |
10 million people share the same birthday as you. your personalized horoscope means sh!t. | true |
Bernie sanders still has a 'bernie who?' problem | false |
Watch lorde's powerful cover of jeremih's 'don't tell 'em' | false |
What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? gangs don't have to pay for friends. | true |
What's the best thing about elevator jokes? they work on so many levels | true |
Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? a pun is a shift of wit. | true |
Ten rules for navigating the relationship minefield post-split | false |
What do you call a mexican who can't find his car? carlos | true |
Is it really that bad to sleep in makeup? dermatologists tell us the truth (photos) | false |
Is donald trump's popularity fueled by racism or economic anxiety? yes. | false |
Apple confirms it slows down old iphones as their batteries age | false |
Did you hear about the duck that got thrown away? he was down in the dumps. | true |
Geometric bags you'll want to get your hands on | false |
Eat shit and die! -- fly teaching his son about life | true |
What's wrong with us? three names, one place, a company and a substance | false |
'dear alabama' goes viral as folks make heartfelt pleas to reject roy moore | false |
Do all toyota priuses come with obama '08 stickers already on them? | true |
Beauty street style: chinaza moses, designer, scrubs with baking soda and looks insanely glowy | false |
Paul ryan's donald trump problem isn't going anywhere | false |
Why was the adobe acrobat document arrested? it was a pdf file. | true |
Fall is fast approaching. time to sew all my jean legs back on. | true |
How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed? by the m on his pajamas. | true |
Watch: the wonderbag is generating heat and social change | false |
Drunk woman called 911 pretending to be olivia pope: cops | false |
What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? a shart attack | true |
The best view of dubai's world islands is from above (photos) | false |
Coco rocha channels her inner cowgirl...and pulls it off (photo) | false |
How a woman over 40 can look great with a wardrobe that is age appropriate | false |
The bartender says, hey we don't serve neutrinos in here! a neutrino walks into a bar. | true |
Olympic style: the lovely gymnastics leotard through the years (photos) | false |
Knock knock who's there ! amin ! amin who ? amin man! | true |
Did texas governor greg abbott just jinx the astros? | false |
Why people with type 2 diabetes should see a sleep specialist | false |
No, his eyes were closer together than that, like a concussed mouse. he had a spanish skeleton. | true |
Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper? it doesn't take shit from anyone | true |
How does dracula eat his food? in *bite* size pieces | true |
Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games your main task is get pass the boss. | true |
Tuesday's morning email: inside alabama's wild championship comeback | false |
Tennessee gop lawmaker wants to round up all recent syrian refugees in the state | false |
My inner child just threatened to call social services if i don't eat ice cream for supper tonight. | true |
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, tweet like the nsa doesn't exist. | true |
Texas is so insane it's now slang for 'crazy' in norway | false |
Pregnant ellie kemper isn't into strangers touching her stomach | false |
'billy lynn's long halftime walk' is a noble misfire | false |
Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? a bow. | true |
What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the internet? your keyboard. | true |
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