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Why is 6 afraid of 7... because 7 is a registered sex offender. | true |
How many vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? you weren't there man! | true |
Rudy giuliani says it might be time to electronically tag people on the terror watchlist | false |
When i said i wanted to take it slow, i meant your life. | true |
Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? he got the sac. | true |
Russia can only return to olympics if compliant with global rules, olympic committee says | false |
Amy schumer is your new khaleesi in 'game of thrones' parody | false |
Ask the readers: how do you handle money mistakes? | false |
The painful process of merging your finances: don't let the almighty dollar destroy your marriage | false |
Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt. | true |
Civil rights groups sue north carolina over voter registration | false |
One of the benefits of being a hermit you're always the best-dressed man in the room. | true |
A black man walks into a bar his cell door was still closed. | true |
Ocean's eleven? ummmm i'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. who is this idiot? | true |
10 steps for parents and kids to tame the worry monster | false |
My medical bills are so high that i got a thank you card from my doctors kids' colleges | true |
What did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient | true |
Atheism just made less sense to me once i saw my neighbor karen's tits. | true |
Kris jenner breaks her silence on rob kardashian drama | false |
Daily binge watching linked to heightened risk of blood clot deaths | false |
Three types of financial mistakes divorcing women make (and how to avoid them) | false |
What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? a gristly bear. | true |
My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts. | true |
What do you call it when batman skips church? a christian bale | true |
What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? names! -bo burnham | true |
What do you call it when a king rips a fart?.. air to the throne. | true |
Rob kardashian says 'family is very happy' about his engagement to blac chyna | false |
How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? none. german light bulbs don't break. | true |
I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, i'm a wholesaler. | true |
How do you get ready for a trip around the sun? planet | true |
So a. mormon and a catholic walk into a bar... and there goes your middle class. | true |
Too many young people seeing alcohol tv ads, study finds | false |
Newt gingrich 'more open' to ending death penalty after pope's address | false |
What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? a token ring. | true |
How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? anti feminists? nah, they can't screw | true |
Arianna huffington: 'burnout is a disease - here's how we fix it' (video) | false |
God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... but found most of them atheist. | true |
9 strategies to fight your enemy for fat loss | false |
How do you find will smith in the snow? you have to look for the fresh prince. | true |
Bank of america touts going green but funnels billions into fossil fuels | false |
The republican obsession with dismantling social security and medicare | false |
Did you hear about the problem at the indian bread factory? turns out it was a naan issue. | true |
Obama sides with republican climate change deniers on trade deal | false |
Victoria phipps, business owner, shares tips to unplug at the huffington post's oasis | false |
How online tools can be used for hiv education | false |
Sleepless with spot? how your pet affects your sleep | false |
How did the king die? he had a bad heir day | true |
Man crawls 3 days after surviving crash that killed girlfriend | false |
What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (nsfw?) bend'n'dryl | true |
The top 10 workout songs for april 2014 | false |
Marry christmas fuck new year's eve kill easter | true |
Milo yiannopoulos’ canceled book is a lesson in battling hate speech | false |
Jim henson sketches for 'the muppet show' up for sale | false |
Irish artists: celebrating st. patrick's day with our 5 favorite irish aesthetes (photos, video) | false |
Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over! | true |
Bernie sanders surpasses hillary clinton in new hampshire poll | false |
As risk of war with north korea rises, u.s. should negotiate with china to win its full support | false |
What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? i've never had a garbanzo on my face. | true |
My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days. | true |
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? a pig pig. | true |
20 times winter squash kicked summer squash's butt | false |
I met a slavic feminist once. she told me to czech my privilege. | true |
How can a man go eight days without sleep? no problem , he sleeps at night. | true |
Even bill o’reilly is urging donald trump to allow some refugees into the u.s. | false |
How do you get a jewish girls number? you ask her to roll her sleeves up. | true |
A primer on the press and the white house | false |
Bernie sanders references gordon gekko: 'greed is not good' | false |
Janelle monáe on her breakout roles in 'moonlight' and 'hidden figures' | false |
The week in arts & culture: piano prodigies, princess charming and 'innocence of muslims' (photos) | false |
Tapping into the most overused cliche in campaign coverage | false |
Pcsk9 inhibitors: new class of cholesterol drugs shows promise in trials | false |
Why skipping the flu vaccine could harm your sense of smell | false |
I've got 99 problems. - walt disney after only being able to give two dalmatian puppies away | true |
He who goes forth with a fifth on the fourth, may not come forth on the fifth! | true |
Lpt: a quick way to find out if you're allergic to nuts eat nuts. | true |
Why did the band 999 megabytes break up? because they couldn't get a gig. | true |
An amazing thing happened when kevin durant visited 'school for homeless children' | false |
5 college-bound conversations to have before your kid hits campus | false |
Oprah's next chapter: meditation -- in 'america's most unusual town' | false |
Happiest seaside towns, according to coastal living magazine (photos) | false |
I punched dwayne johnson in the butt... i guess i hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss** | true |
What do you call 100 jews on a train? anything you want because they're not coming back. | true |
It only takes two days to kick salt | false |
This could help curb new york city's homelessness issue | false |
So does anybody have any m. brown jokes, or would we be taking shots at him too soon? | true |
Your momma so dumb she drove around looking for the app store | true |
New epa rules will aim to cut methane emissions by 40 percent | false |
The 'snl' season 43 premiere after-party was as star-studded as they come | false |
Drake is miley cyrus, oprah and literally everyone in 'energy' video | false |
Amanda bynes shaves head, reveals undercut hair on twitter (photos) | false |
What we all need to remember about teenagers | false |
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 26 | false |
Never know what to say at funerals. sorry i ran over him just feels so hollow. | true |
What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? you can't gargle sand. | true |
I haven't seen david luiz this upset since bart and lisa got him sent to prison. | true |
Jared kushner, donald trump jr. and paul manafort to testify next week before senate panels | false |
17 things no one told us about being an older mom | false |
'crazy ex-girlfriend' creator flips the script on sexist casting calls | false |
I'm surprised trump ran as a republican i thought he was running as a joke | true |
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