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4 worst drivers women asians old people and the combination of the 3
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Treasury cutting aig stake by $18 billion, expects full exit by 2013
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The best comments from milo yiannopoulos' editor on his spiked manuscript
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Actress jameela jamil gives men a lesson in how not to be like aziz ansari
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The first rule of denial club is i can stop anytime i want.
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Italian facebook page urges aborting 'gay' unborn child
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Surf a river in the middle of munich, because you can and it's awesome
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Friday's morning email: white house reportedly asked fbi to dispute stories about russia ties
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What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts.
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Big heart? small wallet? a thrifty guide to giving
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Why does #blm make so many spelling mistakes? because they got the whites out.
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I slept like a log last night. a badger pissed on me.
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3 reasons to be angry about equifax’s data breach, and how you can protect yourself
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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in america? about 1 thousand iraqis.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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You won't believe what they're putting kale in now
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7 reasons the u.s. should stay out of the ukraine-russia fight
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'rick and morty' fans are pissed at mcdonald's over szechuan sauce
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Where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere
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I want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash
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Blake shelton gushes about gwen stefani before her beautiful 'voice' performance
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Why do black people cry during sex? because of the mace.
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Huffpost hill - trump campaign roaming cvs aisles for last minute vp
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Why does oregon ducks need such big suitcases? because they pac-12 of everything
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Exoplanet turning to dust under parent star's intense heat, scientists say
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12 terrific inns that offer elopement packages for $1,000 or less
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Target: take the poisonous dog treats out of your stores
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Nasa launches bovines into space it was the herd shot round the world!
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If guns kill people, then spoons make people fat.
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#fbisongs is the twitter compilation that would make anyone sing
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Suspected kalamazoo mass shooter faces 6 counts of murder
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Restaurant's secret memo on how to spot a food critic spotted by food critic
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What is donald trump's favorite song? wonderwall mexican cover
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Professional women's soccer is so boring. why am i even jerking off to this?
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I'll drink to that. -me to my next drink
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Mila kunis: side boob or butt, but never both on-camera (photos)
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Why was 10 afraid of 11? because eleven has crazy superpowers.
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Meet james corden: that guy who carpools with all your favorite celebrities
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I knew i'do have to close the podiatry clinic i had opened in paris. i smelled defeat.
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Puts an i love daddy shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read.
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Three signs you have fallen in love after divorce
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Apparently i watch too much internet porn.... at least that's what my ebony girlfriend says.
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Why did the tissue get up and dance? it had a little boogy in it.
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Sibling rivalry: how can i make the fighting stop?
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? a boeing constrictor
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Alabama officer indicted for allegedly slamming indian man to the ground
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Black men and prostate cancer: don’t skip regular maintenance
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Michigan mom transforms 3-year-old’s wheelchair into dazzling cinderella carriage
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Is it too early to teach your kids manners?
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What happens when the sun and the moon get together? they turn out the lights.
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What did jay z call his girlfriend when they were dating? a feyonce
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Just married: the best wedding photos on vogue.com
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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? you slow down and add lubricant.
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Queer issues are class issues: where next for the lgbtq movement?
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How can you tell if a person's a vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Americans have little faith in scientists, science journalists: poll
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Q: what did one angel say to the other? a: halo.
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Chris pratt and bryce dallas howard really need a service raptor on their flight
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The best root beer: our taste test results
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Plumbers are a lot like hookers... they'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.
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Chris christie knew his staff was closing bridge lanes, prosecutors say
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Have you heard about those guys at isis? they're on fire!
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Blood sugar solution challenge, day 12: eat early -- a breakfast a day ...
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How to get what you need for very little money
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I've never lost a game of monopoly but i have lost a lot of friends.
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What did the grad students call the new asian post-doc? the yellow fellow.
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What lives in a box and needs air? a u.s veteran.
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How does snoop dogg do his laundry? he uses a lot of bleayotch!
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Cancer changes things. if you really love her.. you'll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs.
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Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
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Played an organ for the first time today i really enjoyed it, but my patient didn't.
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A horse walks into a bar... the bartender says, hey. the horse says, sure.
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Sorry, there's no reason to think ivanka trump will be our climate change champion
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Can't argue with that! he said, pointing to an inanimate object.
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Why did the boy drip his ice cream? he got hit by a bus.
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What do you call a surprise party in india? arranged marriage p.s. i'm an indian living in india.
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Chef pink's bacon and brine is mighty fine: one of the best tastes in solvang, calif.
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What do you call gungan served raw? tartare binks...
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Land of the pure attempting to regain its purity?
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I wish i had the balls to be a juggler.
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Navy cadets funk up graduation ceremony with surprise flash mob
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7 things to remember on your wedding day | onewed
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How much does the average gay man ejaculate? i don't know but i hear it's an assload.
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What do you call a moving company owned by cows? a bunch of moooovers.
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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass
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Bombing anniversary a reminder of the radical right's rage
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Tracy morgan on overcoming his fears for first role since car accident
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The false choice of protesting for justice and supporting our police
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Women are the root of all evil (http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)
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Just burnt my hawaiian pizza... guess i should've put it on aloha temperature.
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Why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light
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I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. they were pretty dank.
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What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? ghost buskers
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This sentence.. this sentence contains exactly threeee erors.
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What you need to know about cambridge analytica
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I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection.
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Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? it had a reptile dysfunction
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High-profile stocks brace for more pain on wall street
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Sam smith's pop rise: how a uk soul man came out and still became america's next top idol
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Why did the leper return to the shower? he forgot his head and shoulders.
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