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4 worst drivers women asians old people and the combination of the 3 | true |
Treasury cutting aig stake by $18 billion, expects full exit by 2013 | false |
The best comments from milo yiannopoulos' editor on his spiked manuscript | false |
Actress jameela jamil gives men a lesson in how not to be like aziz ansari | false |
The first rule of denial club is i can stop anytime i want. | true |
Italian facebook page urges aborting 'gay' unborn child | false |
Surf a river in the middle of munich, because you can and it's awesome | false |
Friday's morning email: white house reportedly asked fbi to dispute stories about russia ties | false |
What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts. | true |
Big heart? small wallet? a thrifty guide to giving | false |
Why does #blm make so many spelling mistakes? because they got the whites out. | true |
I slept like a log last night. a badger pissed on me. | true |
3 reasons to be angry about equifax’s data breach, and how you can protect yourself | false |
How many children does it take to change a light bulb in america? about 1 thousand iraqis. | true |
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. | true |
You won't believe what they're putting kale in now | false |
7 reasons the u.s. should stay out of the ukraine-russia fight | false |
'rick and morty' fans are pissed at mcdonald's over szechuan sauce | false |
Where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere | true |
I want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash | true |
Blake shelton gushes about gwen stefani before her beautiful 'voice' performance | false |
Why do black people cry during sex? because of the mace. | true |
Huffpost hill - trump campaign roaming cvs aisles for last minute vp | false |
Why does oregon ducks need such big suitcases? because they pac-12 of everything | true |
Exoplanet turning to dust under parent star's intense heat, scientists say | false |
12 terrific inns that offer elopement packages for $1,000 or less | false |
Target: take the poisonous dog treats out of your stores | false |
Nasa launches bovines into space it was the herd shot round the world! | true |
If guns kill people, then spoons make people fat. | true |
#fbisongs is the twitter compilation that would make anyone sing | false |
Suspected kalamazoo mass shooter faces 6 counts of murder | false |
Restaurant's secret memo on how to spot a food critic spotted by food critic | false |
What is donald trump's favorite song? wonderwall mexican cover | true |
Professional women's soccer is so boring. why am i even jerking off to this? | true |
I'll drink to that. -me to my next drink | true |
Mila kunis: side boob or butt, but never both on-camera (photos) | false |
Why was 10 afraid of 11? because eleven has crazy superpowers. | true |
Meet james corden: that guy who carpools with all your favorite celebrities | false |
I knew i'do have to close the podiatry clinic i had opened in paris. i smelled defeat. | true |
Puts an i love daddy shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read. | true |
Three signs you have fallen in love after divorce | false |
Apparently i watch too much internet porn.... at least that's what my ebony girlfriend says. | true |
Why did the tissue get up and dance? it had a little boogy in it. | true |
Sibling rivalry: how can i make the fighting stop? | false |
What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? a boeing constrictor | true |
Alabama officer indicted for allegedly slamming indian man to the ground | false |
Black men and prostate cancer: don’t skip regular maintenance | false |
Michigan mom transforms 3-year-old’s wheelchair into dazzling cinderella carriage | false |
Is it too early to teach your kids manners? | false |
What happens when the sun and the moon get together? they turn out the lights. | true |
What did jay z call his girlfriend when they were dating? a feyonce | true |
Just married: the best wedding photos on vogue.com | false |
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? you slow down and add lubricant. | true |
Queer issues are class issues: where next for the lgbtq movement? | false |
How can you tell if a person's a vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you. | true |
Americans have little faith in scientists, science journalists: poll | false |
Q: what did one angel say to the other? a: halo. | true |
Chris pratt and bryce dallas howard really need a service raptor on their flight | false |
The best root beer: our taste test results | false |
Plumbers are a lot like hookers... they'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya. | true |
Chris christie knew his staff was closing bridge lanes, prosecutors say | false |
Have you heard about those guys at isis? they're on fire! | true |
Blood sugar solution challenge, day 12: eat early -- a breakfast a day ... | false |
How to get what you need for very little money | false |
I've never lost a game of monopoly but i have lost a lot of friends. | true |
What did the grad students call the new asian post-doc? the yellow fellow. | true |
What lives in a box and needs air? a u.s veteran. | true |
How does snoop dogg do his laundry? he uses a lot of bleayotch! | true |
Cancer changes things. if you really love her.. you'll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs. | true |
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you. | true |
Played an organ for the first time today i really enjoyed it, but my patient didn't. | true |
A horse walks into a bar... the bartender says, hey. the horse says, sure. | true |
Sorry, there's no reason to think ivanka trump will be our climate change champion | false |
Can't argue with that! he said, pointing to an inanimate object. | true |
Why did the boy drip his ice cream? he got hit by a bus. | true |
What do you call a surprise party in india? arranged marriage p.s. i'm an indian living in india. | true |
Chef pink's bacon and brine is mighty fine: one of the best tastes in solvang, calif. | false |
What do you call gungan served raw? tartare binks... | true |
Land of the pure attempting to regain its purity? | false |
I wish i had the balls to be a juggler. | true |
Navy cadets funk up graduation ceremony with surprise flash mob | false |
7 things to remember on your wedding day | onewed | false |
How much does the average gay man ejaculate? i don't know but i hear it's an assload. | true |
What do you call a moving company owned by cows? a bunch of moooovers. | true |
What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass | true |
Bombing anniversary a reminder of the radical right's rage | false |
Tracy morgan on overcoming his fears for first role since car accident | false |
The false choice of protesting for justice and supporting our police | false |
Women are the root of all evil (http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg) | true |
Just burnt my hawaiian pizza... guess i should've put it on aloha temperature. | true |
Why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light | true |
I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. they were pretty dank. | true |
What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? ghost buskers | true |
This sentence.. this sentence contains exactly threeee erors. | true |
What you need to know about cambridge analytica | false |
I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection. | true |
Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? it had a reptile dysfunction | true |
High-profile stocks brace for more pain on wall street | false |
Sam smith's pop rise: how a uk soul man came out and still became america's next top idol | false |
Why did the leper return to the shower? he forgot his head and shoulders. | true |
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