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What do you call a pig with good table manners? sick. | true |
Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. it's like nothing i've ever herbivore | true |
Havana's fusterlandia: cultural infusion from a bold artist (photos) | false |
Why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock. | true |
Walmart clerk's 'scooby-doo' impression has us rolling in the aisles | false |
How to tell if your online date is a liar | false |
Who is a sea lion's favorite composer? orff orff orff orff! | true |
Mention me in your will. just give me a shout out or something. | true |
Teacher: you missed school yesterday didn't you? pupil: not very much! | true |
Prosecutors let utility out of massive fine in deadly california gas explosion | false |
Vandalized baby jesus statue gets a weird new clay head | false |
Jesus loves you. a nice gesture in church. a horrific thing to hear in a mexican prison. | true |
Donald trump sued in kentucky by 3 who say he incited violence | false |
This star is so powerful it could rival a black hole | false |
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape. | true |
7 risks that are making climate change into one of the biggest security threats of the 21st century | false |
Dark matter particles collide frequently with atoms in human bodies, study suggests | false |
Connie chung appears in groundbreaking mandarin 'fresh off the boat' episode | false |
As some ferguson protesters turn on the media, others cover demonstrations themselves | false |
What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? sarah jessica parkour | true |
Donald trump as michael myers makes for a very scary halloween | false |
Prenuptial agreements are on the rise, and more women are requesting them | false |
What do you call a mexican aunt? a tor-tia. | true |
What did hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? that is nazi answer. | true |
Grace kelly's wedding to prince rainier was an elegant affair (photo) | false |
250 dogs escaped from the spca police are following a number of leads. | true |
I was scared i wouldn't love my second child as much as my first | false |
5-year-old: i missed chicken nugget day at daycare. me: so? 5-year-old: my life is falling apart. | true |
Elizabeth warren reminds us why ceos are making way too much money | false |
If you think vests come in 2 different styles bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim | true |
What's half of 8? 5. the other half is 3. | true |
This orchestra is out to redefine the 21st century concert hall experience | false |
Rescue a pet and let a pet rescue you | false |
My sister won a horse pulling contest she went so fast she nearly fell off her stool. | true |
If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it | true |
Yes, even rock stars freak out when they meet their idols | false |
Denmark's harsh new immigration law will end badly for everyone | false |
Memo to a dead president: slavery still exists | false |
Why utah's nonsensical new abortion bill is so bad for women | false |
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? in case he got a hole in one. | true |
Here's how kim kardashian dresses for the ski slopes | false |
Donald trump calls for a law we've already had for more than 20 years | false |
Q: how can you make a slow horse fast? a: don't give him any food. | true |
Government shutdown enters second day as standoff continues | false |
Earrings why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings? ... ... stirrups | true |
Radcliffe haughton: brookfield square mall shooting suspect identified | false |
Imagine if american waitresses didn't get a wage, but instead had to make do with.. just the tip! | true |
How to transition kids to a back to school schedule | false |
You want to hear a joke on nitrous oxide .... no :-p | true |
A women asked what is the best way to avoid clickbait? | true |
I told my friend to stop buying sonic comics... he said it was one of his many issues | true |
I'd eat more mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me. | true |
Oscar pistorius injured in prison fight over a phone call | false |
Man proposes to boyfriend at church, church responds perfectly | false |
The one truth every only child can understand | false |
Mark wahlberg in lone survivor: the rules of engagement | false |
Chinese proverb: man who run infront of car get tired... man who run behind car get exhausted | true |
Mudslides and heavy rain leave over 150 dead in sri lanka | false |
Drake's much anticipated whiskey is finally about to drop may 1 | false |
I was promised today would be a new day. this feels suspiciously like a used wednesday. | true |
: as worthless as the last sheet on a roll of paper towels | true |
When 'it's not you, it's me' is true | false |
Do white boys with dreadlocks know about garnier fructis? | true |
I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. it's aimed at a nietzsche market | true |
How to turn a deal into a dream trip | false |
What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad | true |
Making the least of life by minnie mumm | true |
Wedding planner fail: coordinator accidentally sends humiliating email to bride | false |
What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? answer in comments. | true |
What is the smartest fruit? it's the orange, boy can it concentrate! | true |
Work dress code: business casual isn't what you think it is | false |
Today i saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. they didn't show her ass very well. | true |
Meet kim kardashian: the secret agent intent on corrupting iranian youth | false |
Woman drives around with 15-foot tree stuck in her car's grille like it's nbd | false |
Michael strahan and nicole murphy have reportedly split | false |
What do jews and people of gta have in common? you get chased if you have a star | true |
Girls get amazing tinder dating advice from a real bubbie | false |
Bald is beautiful: the message that got one young girl banned from school | false |
4 reasons to stay married even if you're thinking about divorce | false |
Latest election news: donald trump narrowly leads hillary clinton by 4 lies. | true |
'my mind seems to wake up when it is time to sleep!' | false |
Geek booty call... charisma looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their charisma check! | true |
How should you treat a baby goat? like a kid. | true |
Historically black university cancels sen. john cornyn’s speech after outcry | false |
Polls of future past: a history of public expectations for the future of science | false |
Why did the tsa hire a dentist? to help with the cavity searches | true |
Does donald trump think his health care plan is single-payer? | false |
Why was the man so down in the mouth? because he ate his pillow. | true |
Shell house discovered in puerto rico may be one man's life-long craft project (photos) | false |
Are you the enemy of my enemy? asking for a friend. | true |
Friends quit their jobs to travel country, create epic time-lapse video | false |
Smart golfers always wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one. | true |
Q: which way did the programmer go? a: he went data way! | true |
Asking someone out is so unpredictable. you never know exactly how they're going to say no. | true |
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? ...stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog | true |
What would you call scott adsit if he was a skirt? scott ad**skirt** | true |
Why disneyland paris is totally worth a visit (photos) | false |
I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10am i'm not a mourning person. | true |
Will erdogan allow greater press freedom in turkey? don't count on it | false |
Piers morgan complained about people talking politics. his co-host had a spot-on retort. | false |
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