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I dont think anyone flushed the toilet because i dont need to hear all of your shit | true |
Trevor noah goes all godzilla on donald trump's visit to japan | false |
So i looked up jewish porn the other day... but all i found was ash to mouth. | true |
What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? i'm walkin' here! | true |
Malaysia arrests north korean man as row over kim jong nam's death escalates | false |
What's edward elric's favorite band? my alchemical romance | true |
Mayweather still has a perfect record at least until he's convicted | true |
Paul krugman: nsa surveillance state 'on the authoritarian side' | false |
What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy? getting head | true |
Why don't women parachute naked? cause they would whistle on the way down | true |
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday. | true |
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world. | true |
Sleep is the 'best thing you can do for yourself,' according to bethenny frankel | false |
How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk? about three fifths. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! acis ! acis who ? acis spades ! | true |
Fashion week live blog: the latest from day 4 of nyfw (live updates) | false |
You know what the worst part of vaping is? telling your parents you're gay. | true |
Carrie underwood went skydiving and she's got epic photos to prove it | false |
I made a new joke. i made a new word. plagiarism. | true |
I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.. | true |
What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag | true |
Why are you so gay? because you are happy. | true |
Student sinks impossible shot to secure entire class 100s on organic chemistry quiz | false |
What do you call a graduated spider? a web designer | true |
You're like milk, i want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. | true |
American nbc news camerman in africa diagnosed with ebola | false |
Shell's berlin 'science slam' event reportedly disrupted by anti-drilling activists (video) | false |
Marriage is an institution. so is the mental hospital. | true |
A man walks into a bar... just kidding, he is actually sitting at home. | true |
These icebox cake recipes are upping the dessert game | false |
Conan is the super bowl mvp with this cam newton parody | false |
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? a brick gets laid. | true |
Is it just me.... .... or were all the kids in the magic school bus show trippin balls. | true |
What do you call a group of gay elephants? a parade. | true |
What is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey? they both won the popular vote | true |
What's green and eats nuts? syphilis. btw. i know this is not a medially accurate joke | true |
3 questions to awaken our capacity for life | false |
The grown up version of tetris is loading a full dishwasher. | true |
Wednesday's morning email: alabama goes for steve bannon's candidate | false |
There aren't many sports that couldn't be improved by adding a bear. | true |
'falling fruit' map helps foragers find their next free meal | false |
Why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted! | true |
If a cop tazed me and then yelled raiden wins!... i would instantly lose all animosity towards him. | true |
What do you call a poop that went to med school? dookie howser | true |
Woman wants to find boy who left $5 and apology note on door | false |
Just did my holiday shopping. i've got so many shorts now; i'm swimming in them! | true |
7 quirky ways to find inspiration on a deadline | false |
Carli lloyd dominates in world cup final against japan | false |
What do you call a zoo with only one dog in it? a shitzoo. | true |
So a blind man walked into a bar.. it really hurt | true |
Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? he's always talking shit. | true |
Theater: 'wolf hall' thrills (a little), 'skylight' shines | false |
Doctor doctor i think i'm an electric eel that's shocking! | true |
Did you hear about bill cosby's latest victim? she was found 6 pills under | true |
I heard somewhere that wanking with a dead arm feels better... totally ruined that funeral. | true |
Jimmy fallon & the roots perform 'we will rock you' at macy's thanksgiving day parade (video) | false |
Oregon woman possibly with ebola hospitalized after developing fever | false |
Hailey dunn update: remains found aren't missing texas cheerleader | false |
What dance do hippies hate? a square dance. | true |
The most delicious (and grossest) hangover remedies, ranked | false |
Israel moves to shut down local operations of al jazeera | false |
A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. aloe akbar. | true |
How did the hipster burn his tounge? he bit into his flat bread before it was cool! | true |
Five ways our need to fit in controls us | false |
Trump's not just ruining the planet. he's losing the goodwill of our biggest allies. | false |
Quitting smoking was the easiest thing i've ever done... i've done it hundreds of times. | true |
Donald trump has banned shredded cheese. he's going to make america grate again. | true |
Which u.s. destination is the ultimate summer vacation spot? | false |
What kind of underwear does severus snape wear? always. | true |
Alabama deserves to have its voice heard on the tax bill | false |
My psychiatrist says i have delusions of sexual superiority she just wants to fuck me. | true |
Report: big cuts to medicaid coming in trump budget this week | false |
What happens to an irritable person on a meditation retreat? | false |
What do you call a weak cup of tea? subtlety. | true |
Your water broke? do i look like an idiot? you can't break water...get back to work. | true |
Ask yourself these 7 questions before retiring overseas | false |
Jon stewart says donald trump can't be president because he's a 'man-baby' | false |
What did pink floyd say to jerry sandusky? hey, teacher, leave those kids alone! | true |
Trump said he's 'not surprised' democratic leaders bailed on meeting | false |
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating? omg | true |
Black friday shoppers 2012: best buy shoppers line up early in california | false |
Romeo and juliet.doc is a play on word | true |
'me-ality' machine helps shoppers find jeans that fit perfectly | false |
Sleep-deprived teens are up to 3 times more likely to drive drunk | false |
Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? because he didn't truss it. | true |
Muslim refugees can still enter the us. here's how to help them | false |
10 guys who made us realize we're gay, '80s edition | false |
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? he nuts and bolts. | true |
How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? just one. | true |
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dicktator! | true |
The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. it was improperly tagged as long. | true |
I wish i was like my coffee. rich and strong. | true |
I don't like piggy banks.. i'm afraid of change! | true |
Gop worries rise amid hostile trump comments on latinos and muslims | false |
Fired, burnished and glazed: clay: poems by david groff | false |
Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week? | true |
Buzzfeed sells out of 'garbage' swag a day after trump's insult | false |
Paul pierce learns rajon rondo tore acl during interview, is not pleased (video) | false |
Roger ailes accused of sexism in the workplace? the record is long. | false |
I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. you know, to make it more classy. | true |
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