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My girlfriend has twelve breasts. it seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit? | true |
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? madeleine mccann | true |
A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... what's its major? falafelphy | true |
What followed the dinosaur ? it's tail ! | true |
An ode to michelle obama, the health champ america truly deserves | false |
Gas stations are paying less, so why aren't you? | false |
Sure looks like grand moff tarkin is going to be in 'rogue one' | false |
Dear family whisperer: don't get a dog 'for' your child | false |
Q: what does k-mart stand for? a: kuz mexicans are rich too | true |
I wish dicks were more like technology so i could brag about how small mine is | true |
What do you call a cute shortcoming? flaww | true |
What to you call epileptic lettuce? seizure salad. | true |
We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here said the bartender. a neutrino walked into a bar. | true |
Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large. my penis. | true |
I was really disappointed with walmart there were only four of them in stock. | true |
My favorite new social app is turning off my phone. | true |
Craft of the day: turn glass jars into ombre accents | false |
How did the aquarium win the battle? giant fish tanks. | true |
Why did the man go fishing? just for the halibut. | true |
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ..... | true |
What do you get for opening the best vietnamese soup joint in london? a great big pho queue. | true |
Defense workers to congress: solve the problem, stop the automatic cuts | false |
The one good thing about hitler? he killed hitler. | true |
Knock knock! who's there? hillary clinton. hillary clinton who? ...who's asking? | true |
Isis releases video purporting to show paris attackers | false |
My jeans say no more christmas goodies but my leggings are like we got you, gurrrl | true |
Wedding music video: bridesmaid's awesome tribute to bride and groom (video) | false |
Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am. | true |
Congress runs away from obama's war on terror twofer | false |
A-sides with jon chattman:breathe in you me at six | false |
What do dolphins like to listen to? podcasts. | true |
Trump's war to 'annihilate' isis is raising civilian casualties | false |
According to north korean press, kim jong il has entered a sleeping contest. ta-da! | true |
Did you see the clown that hides from morons? | true |
What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror get down on the ground | true |
Oscar pistorius treated in hospital for wrist injuries: reports | false |
Help i lost my coat! i hope someone didn't jacket! | true |
Lost dog. missing: three-legged dog. distinguishing feature: falls over when it pisses. | true |
Why is fruit so expensive? i want some raspberries, not the tears of jesus. | true |
Even moderate drinking linked to changes in brain structure | false |
What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? the discrimination. | true |
Watch what he tweets but also what he does | false |
Wedding photobomb: shirtless guest appears in big day picture (photo) | false |
What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? a film that needs morbids. | true |
Fast-food chains with the most unhealthy customers: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Men reportedly had plans to bomb st. louis arch and kill ferguson's police chief | false |
Southern baptist leader apologizes for past 'hurtful' comments about women | false |
Cheating husband: why i tried to mend my marriage after my spouse cheated | false |
There are so many pugs in she & him's 'winter wonderland' video | false |
Two women who broadcast islamophobic mosque visit with children are indicted | false |
You guys heard of the movie constipated? me neither... i guess it's never coming out. | true |
The coolest thing about the last hobbit movie was knowing it was the last hobbit movie. | true |
How democrats can end trump’s spell in 2018 | false |
Twitter loves the way this girl reacted to getting an empty box | false |
143 summer street style looks to get out of a fashion rut | false |
Babe are you a new software update? because not now. | true |
Woman gets several job offers after handing out resumes on the side of the road | false |
You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist. | true |
Why did simba's dad die? he couldn't mufasa | true |
Heroin crisis gives democrats fuel to move on criminal justice reform | false |
A terrorist walks into a christmas party just kidding. he drove. | true |
The best and worst red carpet looks at the emmys -- according to a 7-year-old (photos) | false |
U.s. bobsled team pays tribute to late gold medalist steven holcomb | false |
I think jesus is black because he is our father and hasn't come back yet | true |
The history of spring break: fun in the sun for 2,000 years (video) | false |
What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? blood on your stool | true |
How do you catch a rabbit? you hide in a field and make carrot noises. | true |
5 reasons social media is dangerous for me | false |
U.s. hunter tied to killing of cecil the lion headed back to work | false |
If hillary clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? depends. | true |
Why did the doctor lose his job? he lost his patience | true |
I just got a great deal on lots of digging equipment... it was hole-sale. | true |
The march for our lives is proof that generation z can't be stopped | false |
Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? they're making head lines. | true |
Why should've christians chosen farts over bread? it's more fun to break wind | true |
Why did dracula go to the orthodontist? he wanted to improve his bite. | true |
18 etsy shops to find custom, handmade halloween costumes | false |
How a clear intention makes your wedding special | false |
Women's group demands investigation into rape allegations at detention center | false |
Why is everyone in an internet cafe hungry? server not found. | true |
Kevin spacey responds to report he sexually harassed then-14-year-old anthony rapp | false |
Here's what happened when the daughter of an anti-lgbtq 'family' group exec came out | false |
I wanted to make an impromptu joke. but i wasn't ready. | true |
How i lost 20 pounds in four weeks and kept it off | false |
What i learned about living from the dying | false |
A baby dolphin died because tourists wanted selfies with her | false |
I burned my hand on the stove. on the bright side, now i have a black girlfriend. | true |
My dad always said, i before e expect after c. society taught me otherwise. | true |
So this is what twitter has to say about the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple | false |
How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore? he's the smallest one | true |
Science created airplanes and skyscrapers faith brought them together | true |
Update the force, young skywalker said adobe wan kenobi. | true |
Jeb! comeback watch: it's time to boost those new hampshire numbers | false |
Henryville high school severely damaged by indiana tornado (video) | false |
Starz outlander world premiere and tartan carpet gala | false |
Donald trump attacks judge who stalled immigration order: 'if something happens blame him' | false |
25 foods you have to eat before you die | false |
Not even the polar vortex could stop this wedding (photo) | false |
What breed will donald trumps dog be if he wins the election? a border collie | true |
Wyoming mother sells son's pick-up after he drives drunk | false |
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