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When 2016 has to kill one more thing mariah carey's career | true |
Dr. joann's olympic lessons for life: creating your inner fire | false |
Americans don't know what to think about the benghazi committee | false |
The european cheap beer map: meet the bud lights of abroad | false |
Hillary clinton's campaign pays tribute to bernie sanders' success with small donors | false |
Knock knock knock knock? who's there? king tut king tut who? king tut key fried chicken! | true |
Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? everyone hates the black ones! | true |
Been a while since the last pauly shore movie. he must be trying to make it perfect. | true |
Massive protests call for an end to togo's 50-year political dynasty | false |
Two parrots were sitting on a perch... one turns to the other and says, can you smell fish? | true |
Another excerpt: i discover cbgb and open for the ramones, may, 1975 | false |
How do you call a corn that is unique? a unicorn. | true |
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? because they hate dicks | true |
What did the beaver say when he fell in water? damn it. | true |
Here's why smelling cookies makes you think of grandma's house | false |
How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? sorry comments are unavailable on this joke. | true |
Navy seal who killed bin laden calls trump's parade plan 'third world bulls**t' | false |
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? a hundred dollar bill. | true |
Did you hear about the guy who kept fucking cheerios? he was a cereal rapist | true |
Mobile apps could help people with autism in the workplace | false |
Why closing the breast cancer diagnosis racial gap is a bad thing | false |
It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.. | true |
Read hillary clinton's letter to a little girl who wants to be president | false |
What was tigger doing in the toilet? looking for pooh | true |
Did you hear about the mexican train killer? they say he had loco-motives. | true |
The diamond mills hotel & tavern: a room with a view (photos) | false |
I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so i can overexplain it in simple terms. | true |
I spend a lot of money at sephora for someone who's got access to filters | true |
The secret to being happy and loving your job | false |
Why do jews have a big nose? because air comes free of charge. | true |
I would make a joke about mexicans... ...but that would be crossing the border | true |
Can a toilet eliminate sexual violence and protect a girl's education? | false |
I disagree, but i respect your right to be stupid.! | true |
Q: what do you give a dog with a fever? a: mustard. (it's good for a hot dog.) | true |
So apparently rsvp'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response | true |
Strangers transform busy nyc crosswalk into ballroom dance hall | false |
Designers teach kids how to make video games | false |
Normani kordei says fifth harmony's new album will 'have more of an edge' | false |
I used to be a rubbish collector. now i'm pretty good. | true |
Manouschka guerrier, 'private chef of beverly hills,' at sunday dinner | false |
When does every cat want to be fed? right fucking meow | true |
What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? afroturf | true |
Canadian man contracts h1n1 variant after contact with pigs | false |
What is the difference between a lira and a dollar? a dollar | true |
Civil rights hero memorialized at washington national cathedral | false |
It's only just beginning (again) for harry styles | false |
Annie is not as bad as you feared, but not as good as you hoped | false |
Doctor, tell me, if i quit drinking will, will i live longer? it will definitely feel longer. | true |
I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst | true |
The women's bathroom sign you can't unsee (and won't want to) | false |
I know they say that looks aren't everything... but have you ever tried wanking to personality? | true |
What do isis/isil members use to clean their dirty vaginas? ...me! | true |
Q: why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? a: he couldn't part with it. | true |
Mesmerizing photographs prove burning man is still alive and well | false |
What did kurt kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? he was having a mid-life crisis. | true |
He died doing what he loved -- screaming for help and punching a bear. | true |
How does reddit feel about civil war jokes? because personally, i general lee don't find them funny | true |
Knock knock who's there? mike jones mike jones who? mike jones, who?mike jones, who? mike jones | true |
For mother's day, moms need quality early learning opportunities | false |
Chile retain copa with shootout win over argentina | false |
Natalie cole's family reveals singer's cause of death | false |
Art basel miami beach 2012: the 10 hot artists of abmb (photos) | false |
If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? unemployed. | true |
Voices raised in resistance: powerful defiant requiem premieres on pbs sunday, april 7 | false |
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? vitamin bills! | true |
85% of canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon | true |
When kids behave badly... an antidote to facebook envy | false |
12 great new books to bring to the beach this summer | false |
Gap ceo responds to 5-year-old who requested 'cool girls' shirts' | false |
Pastry chefs reveal their favorite desserts around the world | false |
How do you know that hindu woman is into you? her diode starts flashing green. | true |
What do you call a ubiquitous spud? a common-tater! | true |
Harriet tubman's descendants draw strength from the matriarch's legacy | false |
Jews be like nah way is jesus the son of god and christians be like yahwah! | true |
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her like an altar boy | true |
Roses are red, violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic, so am i | true |
I totally bombed my lsats by writing in possession for nine-tenths of the answers. | true |
You raised me and taught me everything i know. happy father's day, internet. | true |
Happy #thanksgeeking: readers give thanks to their science mentors (photos) | false |
I love all quilts, regardless of quality. - blanket statement | true |
Son of oklahoma labor commissioner held in father's fatal stabbing | false |
'black ninja' burger unveiled by burger king japan (photos) | false |
My plan is simple. drink vodka until i start speaking russian. | true |
The pizza pancake is without question the ultimate breakfast food | false |
What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? rolaids. | true |
1 car, 2 duis when passenger jumps in driver's seat | false |
Millennial duck syndrome: the faked-success cycle that hurts everyone | false |
Reporter defends publishing trump's white house 'dump' quote | false |
Go breastfeed in the bathroom? thanks, but no thanks. | false |
Charlotte pence: i bought the gay bunny book | false |
Killing kids' questions: critical thinking or critical of thinking | false |
Garry winogrand's photography retrospective brings 250,000 unknown images to sfmoma (photos) | false |
Megyn kelly battles governor jindal over push to prohibit immigration of radical islamists | false |
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? because they're wrigleys ! | true |
Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy | true |
Nick offerman eloquently sums up what it means to be a real man | false |
How did jared lose 30 pounds? he dumped his girlfriend. | true |
A cannibal is just a foodie who likes other foodies. | true |
Phenomenal man: samuel l. jackson channels james baldwin in 'i am not your negro' | false |
Emily blunt backwards jacket confuses us (photos, poll) | false |
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