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When 2016 has to kill one more thing mariah carey's career
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Dr. joann's olympic lessons for life: creating your inner fire
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Americans don't know what to think about the benghazi committee
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The european cheap beer map: meet the bud lights of abroad
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Hillary clinton's campaign pays tribute to bernie sanders' success with small donors
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Knock knock knock knock? who's there? king tut king tut who? king tut key fried chicken!
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Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? everyone hates the black ones!
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Been a while since the last pauly shore movie. he must be trying to make it perfect.
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Massive protests call for an end to togo's 50-year political dynasty
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch... one turns to the other and says, can you smell fish?
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Another excerpt: i discover cbgb and open for the ramones, may, 1975
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How do you call a corn that is unique? a unicorn.
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Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? because they hate dicks
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What did the beaver say when he fell in water? damn it.
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Here's why smelling cookies makes you think of grandma's house
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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? sorry comments are unavailable on this joke.
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Navy seal who killed bin laden calls trump's parade plan 'third world bulls**t'
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? a hundred dollar bill.
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Did you hear about the guy who kept fucking cheerios? he was a cereal rapist
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Mobile apps could help people with autism in the workplace
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Why closing the breast cancer diagnosis racial gap is a bad thing
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It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands..
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Read hillary clinton's letter to a little girl who wants to be president
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What was tigger doing in the toilet? looking for pooh
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Did you hear about the mexican train killer? they say he had loco-motives.
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The diamond mills hotel & tavern: a room with a view (photos)
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I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so i can overexplain it in simple terms.
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I spend a lot of money at sephora for someone who's got access to filters
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The secret to being happy and loving your job
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Why do jews have a big nose? because air comes free of charge.
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I would make a joke about mexicans... ...but that would be crossing the border
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Can a toilet eliminate sexual violence and protect a girl's education?
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I disagree, but i respect your right to be stupid.!
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Q: what do you give a dog with a fever? a: mustard. (it's good for a hot dog.)
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So apparently rsvp'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
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Strangers transform busy nyc crosswalk into ballroom dance hall
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Designers teach kids how to make video games
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Normani kordei says fifth harmony's new album will 'have more of an edge'
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I used to be a rubbish collector. now i'm pretty good.
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Manouschka guerrier, 'private chef of beverly hills,' at sunday dinner
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When does every cat want to be fed? right fucking meow
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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? afroturf
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Canadian man contracts h1n1 variant after contact with pigs
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What is the difference between a lira and a dollar? a dollar
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Civil rights hero memorialized at washington national cathedral
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It's only just beginning (again) for harry styles
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Annie is not as bad as you feared, but not as good as you hoped
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Doctor, tell me, if i quit drinking will, will i live longer? it will definitely feel longer.
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I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst
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The women's bathroom sign you can't unsee (and won't want to)
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I know they say that looks aren't everything... but have you ever tried wanking to personality?
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What do isis/isil members use to clean their dirty vaginas? ...me!
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Q: why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? a: he couldn't part with it.
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Mesmerizing photographs prove burning man is still alive and well
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What did kurt kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? he was having a mid-life crisis.
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He died doing what he loved -- screaming for help and punching a bear.
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How does reddit feel about civil war jokes? because personally, i general lee don't find them funny
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Knock knock who's there? mike jones mike jones who? mike jones, who?mike jones, who? mike jones
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For mother's day, moms need quality early learning opportunities
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Chile retain copa with shootout win over argentina
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Natalie cole's family reveals singer's cause of death
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Art basel miami beach 2012: the 10 hot artists of abmb (photos)
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If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? unemployed.
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Voices raised in resistance: powerful defiant requiem premieres on pbs sunday, april 7
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? vitamin bills!
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85% of canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon
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When kids behave badly... an antidote to facebook envy
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12 great new books to bring to the beach this summer
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Gap ceo responds to 5-year-old who requested 'cool girls' shirts'
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Pastry chefs reveal their favorite desserts around the world
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How do you know that hindu woman is into you? her diode starts flashing green.
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What do you call a ubiquitous spud? a common-tater!
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Harriet tubman's descendants draw strength from the matriarch's legacy
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Jews be like nah way is jesus the son of god and christians be like yahwah!
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How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her like an altar boy
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Roses are red, violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic, so am i
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I totally bombed my lsats by writing in possession for nine-tenths of the answers.
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You raised me and taught me everything i know. happy father's day, internet.
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Happy #thanksgeeking: readers give thanks to their science mentors (photos)
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I love all quilts, regardless of quality. - blanket statement
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Son of oklahoma labor commissioner held in father's fatal stabbing
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'black ninja' burger unveiled by burger king japan (photos)
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My plan is simple. drink vodka until i start speaking russian.
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The pizza pancake is without question the ultimate breakfast food
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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? rolaids.
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1 car, 2 duis when passenger jumps in driver's seat
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Millennial duck syndrome: the faked-success cycle that hurts everyone
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Reporter defends publishing trump's white house 'dump' quote
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Go breastfeed in the bathroom? thanks, but no thanks.
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Charlotte pence: i bought the gay bunny book
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Killing kids' questions: critical thinking or critical of thinking
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Garry winogrand's photography retrospective brings 250,000 unknown images to sfmoma (photos)
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Megyn kelly battles governor jindal over push to prohibit immigration of radical islamists
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? because they're wrigleys !
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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
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Nick offerman eloquently sums up what it means to be a real man
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How did jared lose 30 pounds? he dumped his girlfriend.
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A cannibal is just a foodie who likes other foodies.
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Phenomenal man: samuel l. jackson channels james baldwin in 'i am not your negro'
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Emily blunt backwards jacket confuses us (photos, poll)
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