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Judge orders man accused of tweeting threats to never tweet | false |
What did hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? aye, there's the wub | true |
I really showed that rubik's cube who's unemployed. | true |
Kermit the frog covering shaggy's 2000s classic 'it wasn't me' is comedy gold | false |
How do mexicans feel about trump's wall? they'll get over it. | true |
What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? doctor | true |
Enterovirus 71 vaccine protects kids against hand, foot and mouth disease | false |
George and amal clooney’s support for florida shooting survivors gets oprah’s backing | false |
Satanists declare they are religiously exempt from heartbeat bill | false |
I cried when my dad cut onions... i miss onions. he was a good dog. | true |
You found poison in his stomach? but he hated poison! | true |
Montezemolo's revenge: the other side of the tracks in italy (photos) | false |
Donald trump is making someone else face the cameras to announce daca's fate | false |
Why did simba's father die? because he couldn't mufasa. | true |
Why do they call it the star wars universe? when it's only a galaxy | true |
T.i. calls for boycott of restaurant after off-duty cop allegedly assaults 3 black women | false |
A guy in saudi arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. his name? sheik dawood. | true |
What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? a widow | true |
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? an alley-gator | true |
Harry potter theme park expansion enlists oliver phelps | false |
What the queer rights movement should learn from martin luther king jr. | false |
What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia? m'otherland | true |
Hidden meanings of popular food phrases by eat24 | false |
The week in art: frieze art fair, 'the scream's big sale and... puppies! | false |
Is sleeping in a bra good or bad for you? | false |
Another calculus joke (pun) don't drink and derive! | true |
Emma watson is a timeless 'beauty' on the red carpet | false |
Behind millions of dollars raised by parkland students, an adult board of directors | false |
What do you call a car if you don't know its gender? mitsuheshe. | true |
Webmd auto dialed an ambulance when i entered my chicken nugget intake. | true |
Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: what to expect when you're expecting the unexpected | false |
Josh hutcherson defends jennifer lawrence after nude photos leak | false |
What do you call an american drawing? a yankee doodle. | true |
Brazilian dj killed when festival stage collapses during performance | false |
Dolphin chooses world's unluckiest octopus as a playmate | false |
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.... now that i've got your attention, boobies! | true |
How do you know bill cosby raped the girl the proof is in the pudding | true |
Samsung wants its new device to put you to sleep | false |
Nancy pelosi won't say if john conyers should resign | false |
A bunch of stars just wrapped ava duvernay's 'a wrinkle in time' | false |
This dog has the most adorable brace face you'll ever see | false |
Why did the jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? someone dropped a penny. | true |
4 reasons why you should volunteer abroad at 40 | false |
Wednesday's morning email: following houston devastation, harvey makes landfall in louisiana | false |
Andy cohen & tom colicchio go fishing on 'hooked up' (video) | false |
How do you know if someone was in the navy? oh don't worry, they'll tell you. | true |
A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. it's okay, i've got him under ctrl. | true |
Mother's day carved a hole in my heart: a noisy spirit speaks out | false |
6 creative places to hide the afikoman this passover | false |
Reese's christmas 'tree' peanut butter cups are a massive failure | false |
4 ways to wear corduroy, the fashion comeback of the year | false |
My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... i lost it. | true |
I can't stand people who curse. fucking disgraceful. | true |
Why was the little shoe unhappy? because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker. | true |
Shawty: where's the naan brad lad: there's naan left... | true |
I used to be poor. then i bought a thesaurus, and now i'm impecunious. | true |
Why do rappers make bad carpenters? because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches. | true |
William shatner fires back at critics after missing leonard nimoy's funeral | false |
Smithsonian official: i wouldn't have opened cosby exhibit | false |
What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? all four people are happy. | true |
Is technology replacing traditional psychotherapy? ios7 wasn't the only upgrade this september | false |
Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called javascript? | true |
Do you know why the deez nuts guy is in prison? he's nuts. | true |
What's irish and stays out on your deck? paddy o'furniture | true |
Montreal gearing up to sentence huge numbers of innocent dogs to death | false |
What's six inches and not getting sucked today whitney houston's crackpipe | true |
My gpa is underwater i guess you could say it's below c-level | true |
Universal orlando is the closest to willy wonka you're ever gonna get | false |
Democratic meddling in west virginia and 4 other things to watch this election day | false |
Stephen colbert shreds 'self-righteous landfill of angry garbage' bill o'reilly | false |
You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line. | true |
See eddie redmayne as lili elbe in the first trailer for 'the danish girl' | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 18 | false |
Ben carson’s delusional fantasy world: the truth about victim blaming in the modern gop | false |
What to watch this summer when you get tired of blockbusters | false |
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large | true |
Christmas 'to don't' list: what not to stress about this year | false |
Paul manafort's lawyer says a ban on ghostwriting op-eds with russians would be unconstitutional | false |
Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with wolverine? because of his retractable clause. | true |
Q: what did the carpenters call their brass quartet? a: the tuba four | true |
What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? a rip off | true |
Practical advice for coping in the aftermath of a tragedy | false |
Slightly over half of marriages end in divorce... ... the rest are fatal. | true |
How much do deodorant factory workers get paid? a pittance. | true |
Texas executes adam ward, man who killed city worker | false |
Huffpollster: minorities and the non-college educated are underrepresented at the ballot box | false |
Terrorists plow into pedestrians in 2 deadly attacks in spain | false |
They say it takes a whole village to raise a child that must be a really fat kid | true |
My descent into hell and what it taught me about beauty | false |
This is why you shouldn't play on ice | false |
When's the right time to leave a one-night stand? | false |
Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? the goatherd woke him up. | true |
Us withdrawal from unesco exacerbates growing international isolation | false |
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render the buildings on the other side | true |
I wear my wedding ring on my middle finger to remind me of how f*cked i am | true |
What do you call a website that steals all of reddit's hitler jokes? nein gag. | true |
Q: why couldn't the shoes go out and play? a: they were all tied up. | true |
Not all men are annoying. some are dead. | true |
Leslye headland wants to teach everyone about sex | false |
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? his own ass. | true |
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