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Number of patients infected by salmonella outbreak grows
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Two psychics run into each other in the street the first one says, you're fine, how am i?
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Meet cameron, the countercultural icon who bewitched los angeles
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Fox news guest says confederate and pride flags are 'the exact same thing'
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What did the guy with 5 penises say? these pants fit like a glove
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What's the difference between harry potter and the jews? harry managed to escape the chamber.
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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer? nothing.
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Cabaret icon on fearlessly kicking off 2015 with 'no regrets'
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Do you know why there are no jokes about the jonestown massacre? the punchline is too long.
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Stunning nyc apartment 'mansion' used to be a vacant parking lot (photos)
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Saudi arabia's rights abuses have only gotten worse since obama's last visit
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What was adolf hitler's favourite computer game? mein kraft.
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Kristin cavallari shares adorable first photo of new baby girl
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Real weddings: couples who got married over the holidays
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The chuck e. cheese survival guide for adults
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What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? make america 8 again
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What do you call an illegally parked frog? toad
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7 everyday foods that just happen to be poisonous
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I had sex with a chicken last night. it turns out the chicken came first, after all.
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Wife: shouldn't you be at work? me: i took care of it. boss: nice work today.
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Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?
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What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? a microwave won't brownen your meat
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A look back at marilyn monroe and joe dimaggio's wedding, 60 years later
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Federal authorities reportedly thwarted security threat against pope francis
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I wish bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.
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What do you call..... what do you call dead black people in a barn? antique farm equipment!
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Fire at islamic school in malaysia kills at least 23, mostly teens
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What do you call an asshole with golden hair trump !
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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? he just beetled off !
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One day isis is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet.
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These celebs slayed the red carpet at black girls rock! 2017
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What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood? a tampon
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This tattoo proves lions fans never give up hope (and are entirely delusional)
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Nfl stars go full offense on twitter trolls' mean tweets
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Top judge stands up for the constitutional rights of muslims
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Do you know why there's no sound when django has sex? because the d is silent.
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Why did the farmer name his pig ink? because he kept running out of the pen...
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Austin ends veteran homelessness, says it's 'achievable' for all cities
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Q: what is a budget? a: an orderly system for living beyond your means.
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Ufc fighter suspended 5 years for...wait, what? smoking weed?!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak
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Honk if you love jesus. text while driving if you'd like to meet him.
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How to get a free upgrade on any trip
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I love you, dad (healing the single father)
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Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? that was a dildon't
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Why did bill and ted join islam? because they heard it was radical!
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Cave-dwelling plants: strange subterranean nettles discovered in china
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New york subway station features gay couple in groundbreaking mural
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China nears peak coal, but its rustbelt pays the price
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Arrival of mountain lion kitten in santa monica hills highlights the issue of cats' limited space
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Guys, kelly kapowski does not belong solely to me she belongs to us all she's r. kelly
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*goes to walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*
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Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?
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Bernie sanders to cosponsor bill repealing gun law he once voted for
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What do you call a ghost that lives in your butt? an ass-soul
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Q: what did one math book say to the other? a: man i got a lot of problems!
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Mass protests lead armenian leader to quit after just a week in office
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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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Does this mean that we're going to be bffs forever?
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Why did marxism never catch on in england? because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
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Brazil probes olympics threats after group backs islamic state
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Craft of the day: make these trick-or-treat halloween decorations
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Howard university increases security after students receive death threats
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Ban ki-moon, u.n. secretary general: gay rights must be respected in africa
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I've got an idea for who should run for president next... hindsight, 2020.
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Google street view: see the world with the click of a button
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Report: justice department to ban profiling by federal law enforcement
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Newt gingrich: mayors pander to black citizens by removing statues
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I'm not a psycoanalyst... but i metacrazy once.
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Trump's military parade planned for veterans day — without tanks
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How do you make a duck sing soul music? put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.
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Girls fight off would-be kidnapper in downtown atlanta, save 7-year-old from abduction (video)
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Jazz fm radio station apologizes after airing gay porn soundtrack
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5 things to know about your jewelry when getting a divorce
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Why are saturday and sunday so strong? because the rest are weekdays.
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What do you call the beginning of a porno? prelude
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Chronic headaches common in soldiers after concussion, survey shows
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Watch hands go up when hillary clinton asks who's been affected by substance abuse
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Here's how: control the heat of your jalapeños (or any hot peppers)
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I'm already fretting about all the attention my unborn second child is going to get
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The days of our lives, one day at a time
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Avon, estee lauder and mary kay allegedly testing makeup on animals
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There are 2 things i love about women... tits
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Lebron james sells his miami home for $13.4 million
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California measles outbreak highest since it was declared eradicated, and it's only april
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I just found a macklemore cd in a thrift shop and the universe imploded.
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What's the difference between life and a prostitute? you have to pay a prostitute to fuck you
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How do fireflies start a race ? ready steady glow !
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Prison teaches beekeeping to inmates and it’s all the buzz
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I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on halloween.
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Bernie sanders will endorse hillary clinton next week: report
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Today's episode of wheel of fortune has been cancelled because jesus took the wheel.
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Chimney whats the difference between santa claus and a jew? santa claus goes down the chimney
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I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it
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What type of animals are put on envelopes? seals.
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Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? put it on the fronts.
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What do you call five black guys having sex? a threesome 3/5ths compromise
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What do isis and little miss muffet have in common? they both have kurds in their way.
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The people of pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79ad
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Why did the male spider spin a web? so he could catch all the fly ladies.
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