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What's the best nation in the world? donation. what's the best city in the world? generosity.
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I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.
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Chris christie finally got a job in trump's administration. he's going to be the border wall.
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The business of faith - an interview with al erisman
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Have you seen the movie called constipated?? you probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet.
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How do you make an orange turn red? get john boehner to cry.
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Yo mamma's so fat... the reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail.
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Ellen pao must pay kleiner perkins $276,000 for lawsuit, judge rules
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Trump's executive order on 'welfare' doesn't do anything -- at least not yet
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This vintage vaseline commercial reminds us why it's the 'wonder jelly'
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Police have arrested a cat for robbery guess they've identified the purrpetrator
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Underwater 'fairy rings' in baltic sea caused by poison, biologists say
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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 olympics? it was i, **rio**!!!
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What's the best thing about switzerland? i'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
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Super bowl sunday skiing: why february 3 is the best day to go skiing
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What do you call a gay dinosaur? mega-saur-ass
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Why couldn't helen keller drive? she was a woman.
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How does a gay guy remove a condom? he farts
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Report: white house will not publicly back encryption legislation
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What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm the sock under my bed
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I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep.
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Two squirrels in the backyard. but they are not playing together. wonder if there's history.
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Ufc pulls conor mcgregor from nate diaz rematch
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What country do all cats wish to get their food from? viet nom nom nom nom nom
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Marriage is like a bar of soap. it smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
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What's an owl's favorite song? the who's who are you? hoot hoot. hoot hoot.
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This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me oh wait you don't have to.
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Every program on mtv could have been titled jackass.
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Q: what did the tree say when it messed up? a: it was an oakcident.
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Formerly homeless man who went viral for golden voice gets radio station gig
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*buys samsung smart fridge. opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*
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I'm writing some bsdm-themed lego fan-fiction. i hope to release it later as 50 blocks of pain
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6 easy soups to cure your winter blues
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I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. i'm donald trumpkin.
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What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? a hillbilly
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Women born early may face difficult pregnancies, study finds
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Last week i went golfing and finally beat my wife... those are two separate things.
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The 5 worst parts of david cameron’s legacy
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As the saying goes, once you go black... you become a single mother.
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Golf teacher admits to molesting kids, trying to have them killed
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Marco rubio is still backing donald trump, but won't say if trump will keep the country safe
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Why does the ocean roar? you would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!
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Man!! my boss is always all blah blah blah!, you're late!, and get me more pictures of spiderman!!
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There should be a food group called fuck it.
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What did one cracker say to the other? let's conquer the americas, africa, australia, and asia.
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Nyc pioneers an innovative alternative for those on the verge of a mental health crisis
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Trial opens for minnesota officer charged with fatally shooting philando castile
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Easter ideas: colorful decoupage eggs are a new spin on the classic (photo)
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Q. where can you dance in california? a. san fran-disco
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What do we say to the god of procrastination? not today.
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Remembering 9/11: the story behind chi modu's towering tribute
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So god, a jew and a zombie walk into a bar... the bartender says, hey jesus
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Actor vince vaughn and judge andrew napolitano agree: arm our school teachers with guns
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I screwed one of my fans. safe to say it blew me all night.
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Adults never get excited anymore about how big i got since they last saw me :(
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Steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched
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In the name of security, advocates are kept out of the united nations
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What's the cheapest kind of meat? deer balls, they're under a buck!
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Baby baby... poopy. (this joke was written by a three year old i know.)
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Kerry washington shines on the red carpet, 2 months after giving birth
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to move out of range of north korea's long ranged missiles.
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What's the difference between an aussie and a yoghurt? a yoghurt's got culture!
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Jessica fellowes goes behind the scenes of downton abbey
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What did the disappointed smoker get for christmas? clothes but no cigar...
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What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 pee -- my roommate
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Eric holder explains why hillary clinton is the right person to reform the criminal justice system
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I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...i kept getting a ladder in my tights.
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A man comes into a bar... wait, it was a horse. a man comes into a horse.
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Fewer americans are putting off purchases this year
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World's best hotels for families, according to tripadvisor (photos)
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David perdue defeats michelle nunn in georgia senate race
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How we got donald trump (and how we might have avoided him)
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The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself him.
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What do pancakes do when they are scared? they crepe themselves ;d
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Francis ford coppola says 'the godfather' wouldn't get made today
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Chrissy teigen perfectly nails why the royal baby watch was so 'weird'
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A show of kindness: good works? whatever works
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Chrissy teigen slams troll who asked why she didn't 'try naturally' to conceive
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The next bond girl: if not penelope cruz, 20 actresses who should nab the coveted role
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Paul ryan says congress should 'look into' bump stocks
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Another former colony wants germany to pay for its atrocities in africa
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If we're all god's children... what's so special about jesus ?
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Film seeks to compel parents to ask hard questions about mercury and vaccinations
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Cashier: your son is so cute. what do you want to have next? me: a vasectomy
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The caitlyn jenner brand poses new marketing challenges
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Fish with no eyes what do you call a fish with no eyes? -a fsh
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Ken buck midterm election results: gop candidate cruises to victory
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What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? a small medium at large.
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Conway defends trump response to abuse allegations against ex-aide
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What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? dam.
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Kim jong un posing with millions of spuds sparks photo-editing battle
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'health care hackers': how the web is changing health care
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? potato
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I know a guy who can get us in to whole foods without a cover charge.
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So much for a more open, respectful gop senate
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Found an eyelash on my pizza. wished for more pizza.
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10 easy tips to take you from college to success in jobs, love and life
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Guys, the usa is looking pretty bad... i think its time for usb.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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To stop the cycle of poverty, we need to invest in mothers
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