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Animal photos of the week: baby lemurs, pandas, giraffes and more pictures
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Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a woodworm how boring for you!
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Galliano outfit banned from israel's eurovision broadcast (updated)
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40 stunning photos of women working around the world
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Felix vail indicted for wife's alleged murder in 1962 as possibly oldest serial killer case
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What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? a jolly rancher.
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I would go to alcoholics anonymous but everyone already knows
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What sound does a chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink
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Why did hipster burn himself? he drank the coffee before it was cool
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Along for the ride: toronto and beyond (photos)
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Sex is like math these days i'm doing it all by hand
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If you cant beat'em, join'em! then kill them while they're sleeping.
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Voting is just like driving. to go forward, choose d. to go backwards, choose r.
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If you had an orgy without any scottish people... you'd be getting off scot-free.
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In life, we should all aim to be like italian meatballs. well seasoned and well rounded.
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If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.
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Burnt my hawaiian pizza today should've cooked it on aloha temperature..
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Bill maher shreds the media for praising 'defective' donald trump's speech to congress
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I have an eidolon memory. it's the same as an eidetic memory, but i'm also dyslexic.
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Chili's hit by data breach, credit and debit card information compromised
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Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? ebae
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Actually time, this is what the 'mindful revolution' really looks like
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King cobra on the loose in orlando, florida
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Why did the console peasant cross the street? to render the building on the other side!
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3 things to know about prep for hiv
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These jobs are linked to the worst heart health
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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = ;
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I fondly remember the time i found a cure for dementia. ahh......that brings back memories.
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The potential problem looming in your retirement portfolio
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Police chief says he shot his wife accidentally (update)
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Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey
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You know why italians hate javohas witnesses? they dont like any witnesses.
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Jay z -- activist for the 21st century
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Does jesus' first miracle prove he was married? reexamining john 2:1-12
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The fourth grade project: life through the eyes of 7 kids from around the world
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25-year-old mom gives birth to baby from embryo frozen in 1992
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Jeffrey tambor had to overcome serious nerves for 'transparent' role
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A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. the police are looking into it.
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Saudi arabia's religious and religion in saudi arabia
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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a ukranian holiday? chernobyl fallout.
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Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?
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Congressman keith ellison wants to run the dnc
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Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park
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What do you call a fat person with tally marks on their stomach? a tally tubby.
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Food surgeon implants kit kat in 3 musketeers, creates candy monster
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Weight loss tips: willpower secrets from the pros
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Police union chief: tamir rice family should use settlement funds on gun education for kids
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What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus ay, ay, ay, ayy
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Hurricane nicole strengthens into dangerous category 4 storm
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Viral video of golden retriever gingerly holding an egg proves how gentle the breed really is
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Here's an easy way to defeat trump: refuse to sleep with his supporters
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After the fear recedes: what a home cook learns by making a super-complicated chef-style meal
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Companies score when volunteering is a family affair
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How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? climate
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Hong kong protesters dig in for long haul
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Sushi is japanese for take a picture of this, white girls.
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Taking up arms where birds feast on buffet of salmon
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What the definition of a will? it's a dead giveaway.
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Germany's election shows the east and west are still divided
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I just farted & my dog looked at me like i asked her a calculus question
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Huffpollster: voters overwhelmingly say losing candidates should concede
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Asked my dad to pass me a screwdriver. so he gave me a double vodka and orange juice.
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From what i've seen 3d printers print more than d d d.
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Students create brilliant extension that identifies fake news
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I was going to tell a joke about sodium... but then i said na, i'll do it later.
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John legend wishes chrissy teigen a happy mother's day with sweet instagram
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I used to be a plumber on the international space station shit was outta this world.
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Why do fencers love reddit? because of all the *ripostes*
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10 animals who remind us to stop and smell the roses
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Mike's dad has three sons.. snap crackle and...? mike
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If you really love someone never let them out your basement.
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Ali larter shows her stripes: look of the day
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What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? the chicken butt
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Presidents of china, taiwan meet for 1st time
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Botswana: makgadikgadi pans unexpected delights in the wilderness
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Why doesn't japan have elections? i dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
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'the walking dead' might have set up a devastating carl moment
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What do you call a russian airliner that goes down over egypt? karma.
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#gopsongs is the perfect hashtag to prep you for the gop debate
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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? dumbo !
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My daughter is dying for professional female role models
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Simone biles did a no-hands cartwheel before throwing out the first pitch, naturally
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*chases cat around the house with a lint roller
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Naomi campbell's beauty evolution: from just a face to controversial supermodel (photos)
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Have you ever done it kitty style? it's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting.
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People say i have poor grammar i guess i'm just unarticulate
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I tied a rope and swallowed it i shit you knot!
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'the sisterhood of the traveling pants' cast reunites for a special photo op
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What religion do saudi arabian cows follow? mooslim
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What do you call a blonde in a closet? last years hide and seek champion
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What is the chemical composition of banana? barium disodium
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Some 1-oz liquor glasses were let go from a local pub recently. shots fired
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Troy ave faces court over deadly shooting at irving plaza
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Atlanta mayor kasim reed reveals local gems from downtown to midtown
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Why don't oysters give to charity? they are shellfish.
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It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone.
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What do you call a famous internet pirate? blackneckbeard.
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Parents as researchers: musical lessons from our children
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Meditation in action: a 10-step mindfulness practice for better sleep
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Hillary clinton demands fbi release any information it has on new email investigation
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