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Want to hear a pizza joke? it's pretty cheesy.
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Wheres my dog gone? dead in the trash
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Port wine birthmark caused by single genetic mutation
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Will congressional democrats give trump cover to kill the iran deal?
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Jetblue's $39 flight sale will help you get away immediately after the election
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These girl scouts are fighting sexism in central park
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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? a firecracker
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How does donald trump plan to silence the terrorists? muzzle 'em
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Huffpost hill - days since the president made us think about genitals:
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What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?
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Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart
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10 things you didn't know about following your dreams
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I've been out of work for so long that i've almost forgotten how to hate people.
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Lindsey graham worries islamic state will destroy americans, wipe out mankind
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My dad just told me i was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand.
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Twitter forms a 'trust and safety council' to battle abuse
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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i live across the street from a kfc.
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How my son changed my sense of time
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Saga of kanye and taylor continues with rapper's declaration of goodwill
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Why doesn't superman need a boss? (oc) he already has supervision.
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Epigenetics: what does that mean? why do we care?
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U.s. will ramp up efforts to help central american refugees
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I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! she always insisted on having sex doggy-style....
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Dallas cowboys' charlotte jones anderson talks breaking boundaries in the nfl
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This is the best way to avoid developing a peanut allergy
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And why did you join our gym? to stay healthy a friend recommended it i've seen myself naked
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Here's what's at stake in the supreme court's gay wedding cake case
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Shift work not linked to cognitive decline in new study
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Why i wont watch 12 years a slave
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Low-wage workers plot their next 'fight for $15' strike
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Maroon 5 guitarist clears up confusion over 'red pill blues' album title
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What do black men hear most after sex? back to your cell, inmate.
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Why did the doctor kick his patients? he was trying to heel them.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as i do.
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Why was christopher never in the same place? because he's always walken
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Gabby giffords is ready to campaign for hillary clinton like there's no tomorrow
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People magazine's half their size special: sarah and matt stockdale lost 190 pounds together
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Senate foreign relations chair says countries interfere in foreign elections all the time
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17 fun tidbits about super bowl 50 that will get you hyped
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First nighter: moss hart's act one in two great, big acts
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Feeling the bern: clinton rips into sanders as race narrows
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What's the difference between pink and purple? the grip
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Jeb bush claims he never saw memo calling rubio 'gop obama'
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You know what makes a lot of sense? a dollar
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A gay joke being gay is hard ass fuck
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? a collie-flower !
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Alcohol & fanta if i drink alcohol , i m alcoholic... if i drink fanta, m i fantastic...?
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Is vanilla ice's son named vanilla extract? cuz he should be.
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These are the gifs that made america smile again in 2016
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Do the right thing. not right away, but like after you get called out.
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What's pink and has seven dents in it? snow white's hymen
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Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. women continue to hate their bodies.
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What you need to know about china's strongman president
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Samuel l jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood.
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'broad city' co-creator developing 'league of their own' comedy series
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Israeli spymaster turned netanyahu critic meir dagan dead at 71
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How can you identify a french infantryman? sunburned armpits.
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I don't know what your problem is, but i'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Batman, iron man, superman and little man: single moms raising 'super' men!
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Top 10 scholarships for african american students with deadlines in january 2014
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How does the pedophile like his music? just like his dick - in a minor.
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Donald trump says he'll cancel boeing's air force one contract
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Golden globe nominees discuss their projects on build series
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Kate middleton nude photos: french police prepare to arrest photographer, reports say
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Dad charged after cops find body near where toddler was left outside for not drinking milk
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Small study identifies one way to get kids to like vegetables
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the grand canyon!
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Xm radio suddenly went to the hospital it's in sirius condition.
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Are you drunk? - everyone's response when i send a nice text
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I contacted screwfix the other day. once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency.
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Dozens of hearings later, lawmakers pressed on where they've been on va dysfunction
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The 'rebel heart' parents want to show their daughters the world. the risks are worth it.
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For every 3 friends you have, statistically only 1 of you is actually happy
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The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... there will be no coffin at the funeral.
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Nice job person who came up with bread.
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If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound russian... then *soviet!*
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The joy of mary tyler moore and 'the mary tyler moore show'
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I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day i dialed 921.
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Jo cox's husband tweets parliament attacker 'will not succeed in dividing us'
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Joe biden ‘would like to see a woman elected’ president
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Say this if you never want to have sex with your wife again
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America, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court
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Shaun white called out by accuser's lawyer for minimizing sexual harassment
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What do you call a uk police woman with a shaved pussy? cuntstubble
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What do you call charlie sheen in a wheelchair? rolaids
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What kind of pants do bostonians wear? car keys
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People say i'm condescending... that means i talk down to people.
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I like my women like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer
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Here's everything we know about the baton rouge shooter
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Hey ernie do you want some ice cream? sherbet.
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North korea bans sarcasm what a great idea.
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Healthy living comics: today, what does anyone really know about medical care?
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Why does the universe expand?.... all the milky ways. you get it.
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Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!
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Dakota access pipeline construction allowed to resume near north dakota tribe
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Obama: it's 'insane' that people on a no-fly list can legally buy a gun in the u.s.
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Trump's san diego rally draws more than 1,000 chanting protesters
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I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. then i discovered naps.
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How to not spend your vacation standing in line
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Opportunity rover's 10th anniversary on mars & off-planet driving record celebrated (video)
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