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For girls who are trying to tan... i'll teach you how to sin ;) | true |
A is a canadian's favourite chord.. ..but am is a pedophile's. | true |
Amazon is making it easier for companies to track you | false |
What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? about ten minutes. | true |
How do you make hitler kill himself? give him his gas bill. | true |
Q: what's a blonde's favorite color? a: a light shade of clear. | true |
Watch this snowboarding toddler show us how it's done | false |
So, i finally hacked the area 51 and copied all their files and posted them online at... | true |
I have a job circumcising elephants at the zoo... the pay sucks, but the tips are great! | true |
'what happened?' keep asking, because we still don't know | false |
Car sticker on chevy suburban illustrates seven kids, four pets (photo) | false |
Obama calls on ncaa to rethink the way it protects and punishes athletes | false |
What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? pacific rim job. | true |
What do you call a woman with a purple vagina? satisfied | true |
Charlottesville police suspend uva rape investigation as rolling stone review nears publication | false |
Maya history suggests trade patterns played key role in collapse | false |
Woman gives birth at walmart to first 2013 baby of banks county, ga (video) | false |
Why george r.r. martin won't write a 'game of thrones' episode this season | false |
Olympian gus kenworthy burns ivanka trump: 'tf is she doing here?' | false |
How do you kill a hipster? by drowning it in the mainstream | true |
Letterman instructs viewers to not vote for romney unless he visits the 'late show' (video) | false |
Isaiah canaan's ankle injury is so horrible, fellow players can't look | false |
Sharks prefer stevie wonder to ray charles in a blind taste test. | true |
If i wanted to hear from an asshole, i'd fart. | true |
Burrata recipes so divine, you'll be convinced it's the earth's best cheese | false |
Why did jared decide to gain all of his weight back? the mall is hiring new santas. | true |
From where did the sperm whale get it's name? ask your grandparents. | true |
'make time for living' ikea commercial is one all parents should see (video) | false |
The 6 looks we editors want from new york fashion week (photos) | false |
What does tarzan sing at christmas? jungle bells | true |
What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? stumped | true |
When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid. -cats | true |
Amazon black friday sale 2012: shop the deals, like, now (photos) | false |
Were you on baywatch? cause i've been watching you... bae.. more of a creepy line. | true |
A series about rupaul's life just got snatched up by hulu | false |
Taylor swift upsets new zealand conservationists with video shoot | false |
Exclusive: get to know the kick-ass boxing gym that's getting the world's top models into shape | false |
Two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted. | true |
Tide laundry detergent theft ring alleged after bust at maryland barber shop | false |
9 outfits that were ruined by bad makeup | false |
Emma stone is my girlfriend. nobody tell her, though. i want it to be a surprise. | true |
Aaron rodgers says colin kaepernick should be on an nfl team 'right now' | false |
Jennifer lawrence writes about adele for time's most influential people issue | false |
I once had a job circus sizing elephants. the pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge! | true |
A boy and his tutu: one lesbian mom's perspective | false |
Republicans mourn the death of the grand old party | false |
Dj compares playing a gay man's birthday to hosting a 'kkk dance' or 'neo-nazi party' | false |
'the lucky one,' 'girls,' 'think like a man' and more bad reviews: the week in ouch | false |
Why are dogs always thirsty? because water fountains were designed for humans! heyooooooo | true |
Just days before tracy morgan accident, senate moved to weaken trucker fatigue rules | false |
Men and women are like cats and dogs... you can't have sex with them in public. | true |
The long way home for adults who were children of divorce | false |
Chuck norris counted to infinity. twice! chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. | true |
Donald trump made the nicest ad for new travel ban in 'conan' spoof | false |
Haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator. | true |
If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot. | true |
These kids' portraits of the trump administration should hang in a gallery | false |
Why did the hamster die? he just didn't have the wheel to live. | true |
Man who supplied guns to california shooters arrested on terrorism-related charges | false |
How do you make an ethiopian grow? just add water. | true |
I like to use rock, paper scissors to make all my binary choices. like what gender i am | true |
Ex-argentine president fernandez indicted, tied to nuns and guns scandal | false |
California parents do not want kids to 'freeze' and put their 'hands on their knees' | false |
My new girlfriend just gave me her number i | true |
Mississippi's education/testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd. | true |
Cvs decision to stop selling cigarettes changed customers' lives | false |
More college and university students facing mental health challenges | false |
Police free 18 people who were trapped inside french store during attempted robbery | false |
Water bucket cam is the soothing new viral sensation | false |
What is the difference between harry potter and jews? harry potter made it out if the chamber | true |
Alabama moves to deny inmate parental rights so she can't have abortion | false |
Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the u.s... for shooting | true |
What did the duck say to the hooker? put it on my bill. | true |
Okay, guys, yes, we know bostonians have been calling ipods ipads for years. stop making fun. | true |
Phil collins' in the air tonight is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart. | true |
Men reading online harassment to women is powerful to watch. but will the trolls listen? | false |
I'm not that into rape culture it feels too forced. | true |
Sick of winter? stay warm with these new vodkas, whiskeys, rums & more | false |
These are the heroes looking out for brazil's microcephaly babies | false |
James corden is bringing even more celebrity rap battles to your tv | false |
A chinese kid was born before the due date..so his parents named him sudden lee! | true |
I don't date because i have a very particular type girls that like me | true |
Did you know that human meat preserves really well? it is because it is can-able. | true |
Members of congress use 'game of thrones' premiere to jab trump | false |
Trump goes after espn host who called him a 'white supremacist' | false |
5 things to do if you are having a baby and over 40 | false |
Why don't blind people skydive??? because it scares the shit out of their dogs. | true |
My boss kept saying he's dating himself. i told him he could do better. | true |
I tried to start learning french verbs... ...but it's impossible with all the new pronouns. | true |
How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? he says i'm not a sales guy. | true |
Philadelphia man shot and killed his wife with crossbow, police say | false |
My brother forgot his apple today. until he was rear-ended by a doctor. | true |
You know those before-after models? i'm a professional before model | true |
Why i embrace the rodent living in our home | false |
I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... and then it clicked. | true |
You may think i'm a loser, but to my goldfish i am the god of flakes. | true |
Jada pinkett smith shares relationship advice on facebook | false |
What do hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? little caesar's | true |
Ohio state vs. michigan state debate: can spartans score upset in east lansing? | false |
Sundance winner 'the birth of a nation' gets fall release date | false |
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