text stringlengths 31 99 | humor bool 2
classes |
|---|---|
Watch: g.i. driver is empowering veterans one car at a time | false |
I tried to post a joke about foreskin earlier... but it got removed | true |
Iggy azalea lost best rap album, so we can all sleep tonight | false |
Anyone wanna road trip to tennessee? i hear gatlinburg is pretty lit | true |
6 things that have happened since 'twilight' premiered 6 years ago | false |
City says nudists can't use the gym naked anymore | false |
Islamic state releases purported recording of leader abu bakr al-baghdadi | false |
Arkansas pushes for voter id law that state supreme court already ruled unconstitutional | false |
What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? large hardon colliders | true |
Once more, with feeling: what polls miss about trump (and everything else) | false |
Jesus take the wheel ~ mexicans stripping a car | true |
Donald trump will never be restrained. we must never stop being outraged. | false |
Silk protein helps vaccines withstand tropical temperatures sans refrigeration | false |
My favorite name for a planet is saturn... it has a nice ring to it. | true |
From finance to fashion week, one woman's path in pursuit of good underwear | false |
Ask michael cohen: why you shouldn't mix sex and work | false |
Rep. chris van hollen should sign the pro-diplomacy letter | false |
There's a fine line between a mirror and the end of this rolled up dollar bill. | true |
Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada. | true |
Two chicago brothers on parole charged in murder of nykea aldridge | false |
Let's not forget that donald trump would be a total disaster on climate change | false |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? for being out standing in his field. | true |
What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow o the hue manatee | true |
What would lmfao's hit song be called if they were russian? i'm slavic and i know it | true |
Trump still insists mexico will pay for the wall -- eventually | false |
Six of the world's best sights in skiing | false |
How was copper wire invented? two armenians were fighting over a penny. | true |
Drag icon and lgbt activist mother flawless sabrina passes away at age 78 | false |
I have to pee every hour, on the hour. ...it's like cockwork | true |
Boston's mayoral election hinges on race and fairness | false |
I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that i don't have any laser hair. | true |
At my funeral i want a magician to saw my coffin in half or i'm not going. | true |
11 things you must know if you made a new year's resolution to get fit | false |
Why are there so many fish in the sea? they're always getting hooked up | true |
Kate middleton is pregnant, claims her 'close friend' jessica hay | false |
Fashion wants you to put some pretty weird stuff on your face | false |
I saw mommy kissing santa claus. the fedex guy, and the walmart greeter. mom's kind of a slut. | true |
A complete list of movie roles turned down by nicolas cage: | true |
Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just letter nipples. | true |
Special needs parenting: what dies, what is born | false |
Picking the right ira could save you $1,000 | false |
'homo history,' photo collection compiled by jeffrey gent, showcases vintage shots of gay couples | false |
What happened when moses went to mount olive? popeye got pissed. | true |
What do you call a female driver? carol. | true |
Radioactive water leaks into groundwater at indian point nuclear plant | false |
The sombero. a more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals. | true |
Thoughts on 54 below, 'blood brothers' and cabaret | false |
Pope francis visits a troubled, overcrowded prison in philadelphia | false |
6 parenting tips that brand new parents need to know | false |
What's worse than finding hair in your food? finding out the chef is bald. | true |
Apparently there's this guy who steals people's poops and ties them together.. i shit you knot. | true |
‘rupaul’s drag race all stars 3’ episode 4 recap: who won snatch game? | false |
My favorite joke is about rms titanic. it's a one-liner. | true |
Trump, congress, and georgia: how the democrats created their own political disaster | false |
Why did the terrorist go to sonic? to have a blast! | true |
Marco rubio struggles to explain whether he thinks invading iraq was a 'mistake' | false |
What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend? have i got an ax to grind with you. | true |
Appeals court deals a blow to kim davis' lawyers for not following the rules | false |
5 years ago, a man with a gun slaughtered 20 children. and we have done little about it. | false |
What did t-rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore | true |
Charlottesville shows that states must amend their open-carry laws | false |
What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'ell if i know! | true |
Trump’s north korea bluster has shattered u.s. standing as global leader | false |
Chrissy teigen spills first details about new baby boy: 'we are in love' | false |
My little nephew told me this one. what do trees and dogs have in common? bark. | true |
The supreme court spared a man with a brain defect from execution | false |
Gop rep. charlie dent calls out evangelicals for being ‘pretty damn silent’ on trump | false |
Seven overtimes wasn't enough in ohsaa hockey state final so it ended in a tie (video) | false |
The 9 most brilliant pieces of comedy hiding on youtube | false |
How arts heal and galvanize the youth of timor leste | false |
Will gay marriage rights include the right to be unfaithful? | false |
Another large object found in search for airasia plane | false |
My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... i never knew he was a barber.. | true |
What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a cadillac? they were my friends :( | true |
Kim kardashian kanye west fashion show appearance includes those $6,000 shoes (photos) | false |
Jon stewart dancing to drake is the one video you need to see today | false |
Breast cancer: a looming epidemic in the developing world | false |
Missing israeli soldier could make gaza's nightmare worse | false |
What it's like inside the world's most dangerous ski race | false |
Barstool sports host makes tasteless comment about underage olympian chloe kim | false |
What do selfies make me want to do? shoot myself | true |
Why do fluorescent lights hum? because they don't know the words. | true |
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? your mom can't take a joke. | true |
I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long... ... i fold it in half. | true |
I was told to write a report of waffles but i failed because there was to much walfling | true |
Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else. | true |
What insect lives on nothing? a moth because it eats holes. | true |
Success is like a clitoris. i can't seem to find it. | true |
Lawrence lessig withdraws 'totally stupid' plan to resign presidency | false |
1,000 ways to die in australia: travels in the aussie outback | false |
What do you call a muslim on a plane. the pilot, you racist bitch. | true |
Custommade curator: mosaic artwork made from a thousand little pieces | false |
The trump team keeps piling on criticism of mitt romney | false |
3 hostages actually just hallucinating on meth: cops | false |
It may not be politically correct to say this... ...but there are over one million u.s senators. | true |
Scott eastwood channels his dad's most iconic film role for his halloween costume | false |
This anorexia treatment probably doesn't work. it might have something to tell us anyway. | false |
Why do mimes always lose arguments? they don't have a say in anything! | true |
I always feel bad for cantaloupes ... they just want to get hitched | true |
The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have. | true |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.