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Coworker: man, it's brutally cold outside! me: yes, very weather, much winter. | true |
*holding cardboard sign by intersection* not poor just on my way to break dancing school | true |
Daily beast suspends joy reid column amid scrutiny over her hacking claims | false |
It could be something, it could be nothing... | false |
If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, fuck-off!!! | true |
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce unionize. | true |
Glossier just dropped its first-ever fragrance, aptly called glossier you | false |
I asked my boyfriend how pretty am i on a scale from 9.5-10? | true |
Subway denies knowing about fired pitchman jared fogle's sex crimes | false |
I'm just a girl sitting here wondering which outfit i own goes best with bad decisions... | true |
Credit card rewards, miles to tempt affluent into spending | false |
Demi lovato isn't holding anything back in new 'confident' music video | false |
Climate change this week: the real climate tax, methane mess, and more! | false |
While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? you butterfly! | true |
Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? he was squared straight. | true |
Carl kasell, iconic newscaster whose voice defined npr, dead at 84 | false |
Lady gaga closes out new york fashion week with a major cameo | false |
Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high. | true |
Skyler berman, rachel zoe's son, sports trendy baby fedora, oxfords (photos) | false |
Everyone always talks about the early bird. how about the early worm? how'd that work out for him? | true |
Is it cocky to have more than one penis? some might call it too cocky... | true |
How can we learn from success without some way of telling who's successful? | false |
Pandora thinking i want to hear a coldplay song should count as cyberbullying | true |
What do you call it when crows make noise? a caw-cawphony | true |
Severe weather across alabama claims at least 4 lives | false |
'the office' wedding: superfans hold dunder mifflin-themed nuptials (photos) | false |
What do you call a jamaican guy on the internet? a digimon. | true |
What is a 6.9? a great thing ruined by a period. | true |
What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other? fetus | true |
Easy pasta recipes that can be made in 30 minutes or less | false |
I think i have an infallibility complex i've never been wrong before. | true |
After a long and distinguished career, my french teacher finally retired. adios, amigo. | true |
The other day i went to the zoo all i saw was a dog. it was a shitzu | true |
Prediabetes rate: most with high diabetes risk don't know it, cdc says | false |
Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms thanks, hl math. | true |
Planning a big surprise wedding for the bride is not a good idea | false |
How do you milk sheep? with iphone accessories. | true |
I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers | true |
We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements? | true |
Happy national coffee day! here are 10 jobs where workers need coffee to survive | false |
Someone told me i'm condescending... that means i talk down to people. | true |
Ryan lochte reportedly joining 'dancing with the stars' | false |
You can't face the problems, if the problem is your face. | true |
Conan had a glorious super suit made just for comic-con | false |
What do you call a greedy lesbian? bush hog. | true |
Why did the criminal hide in the roof? it was very con-ceiling. | true |
News flash: your favorite pumpkin drinks aren't actually that pumpkin-y, or great | false |
There's a disease going around called these hands. you about to catch it. | true |
Why did the double agent cross the road? because he never really was on your side. | true |
U.s. jewish groups join recovery efforts after israeli church arson attack | false |
I farted in a room full of hipsters? they argued for two hours about who heard it first. | true |
States with the most americans on disability: 24/7 wall st. | false |
What is the best way to hunt bear ? with your clothes off. | true |
Neko case puts playboy in its place after sexist tweet | false |
How losing weight can be bad for a relationship | false |
Diy bookends and striped glasses inspired by our favorite retailers (video) | false |
What do you do when your wife starts smoking? slow down and apply lube | true |
Kumail nanjiani teases 'silicon valley' season 2 and a possible cast tour | false |
Mindfulness in everyday life: desperately seeking happiness (it's easier than you think) | false |
'cycle for water': from the arctic to the antarctic on bamboo bicycles | false |
Conflict of interest in t magazine’s tech article | false |
Health care or disease care: which would you choose? 5 questions to ask yourself and why | false |
Watch: beverly johnson describes being drugged by bill cosby | false |
Former st. louis prosecutor admits covering up officer's assault on handcuffed suspect | false |
How successful people stay productive and in control | false |
Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? no, but a tiger would. | true |
There's a new video game called earthquake coming out. i heard it's groundbreaking. | true |
Judge criticized by trump unseals documents in trump university case | false |
Kanye west enjoys a sunny afternoon snooze just like the rest of us | false |
Why did the muslim cross the road? his dick was stuck in the goat | true |
Mexico barbie: cruel stereotype or celebrating cultural diversity? | false |
Building a family: is going into debt for in vitro or adoption worth it? | false |
Vogue's 2012 covers were colorful, model-filled & totally awesome (photos) | false |
Starting this week: affordable preventive care for millions of women | false |
Princess athena of denmark wears the best sunglasses (photos) | false |
Churro spray can: what could possibly go wrong? (photo) | false |
Fifty years of quarks... more particles to discover! | false |
Why do lambs go to casinos? they love to gambol. | true |
Demi moore, bruce willis: exes and new york neighbors? | false |
I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play | true |
Chope, this seat mine: the immutable laws of singapore's hawker centers | false |
My doctor just told me i have parkinson's... ...i'm pretty shaken up about it. | true |
Indycar's scott dixon reflects on his latest championship, justin wilson and driver safety | false |
What about your sexual intelligence quotient? part ii | false |
Ex-cop in oklahoma accused of raping 14-year-old girl | false |
My favorite joke as a kid. what's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? the taste! | true |
President takes aim at cybersecurity through executive order | false |
In which country are they refusing to use wi-fi and bluetooth? in wireland | true |
Why do the french hate league of legends? they have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering | true |
Craft of the day: a retro cute reversible apron | false |
One meal fits all: 10 dinners the whole family will enjoy | false |
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? the pickpocket snatches watches... | true |
#dearbetsy campaign implores donald trump's education pick to protect campus rape rules | false |
New report shows the u.s. is failing when it comes to mental health | false |
Islamic state leader abu muhammad al-adnani killed in airstrike, pentagon confirms | false |
Policeman: why were you speeding? motorist: i was trying to get away from the crime scene. | true |
Dedicated 'humans of new york' fans raise money to send underserved kids on harvard visit | false |
7 couples in 2013 who made me a more mindful officiant | false |
What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car a vegetable | true |
Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead? the investigator | true |
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