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How did reese die while eating cereal? witherspoon | true |
To be or not to be judgmental -- that is the question | false |
Big bend killing: new appalachian ballads album resounds today | false |
Tired of morning hangovers? you could be allergic to alcohol | false |
Watch: amazon is turning customers into tv execs | false |
Russell westbrook goes full marshawn lynch in post-game interview | false |
France opens terror probe after man with knife tries to enter eiffel tower | false |
Robert durst pleads guilty to gun charge, setting up possible murder trial | false |
I had no idea how long ago 1997 was when i was living it. | true |
What president obama's immigration reform speech says about us | false |
Carlos vives makes a four-year-old cancer patient's dream come true | false |
Sure i could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first. | true |
How do you get jizz off of a scrabble board? don't bother. that shit's worth 29 points. | true |
Nsync anniversary celebrated as boy band's debut album turns 15 | false |
Have we finally reached the trump tipping point? | false |
Clinton campaign touts children's health law, but obamacare is her legacy too | false |
Mtv movie awards red carpet 2013: who was best-dressed of the night? (photos) | false |
Mickey: ok but that'll be $20 extra goofy: done. *mickey puts on bow and heels* | true |
Colbert praises concealed-carry clothing on 'the colbert report' (video) | false |
Aly raisman's parents, ricky and lynn raisman, respond to being viral video stars | false |
Donald trump effigies burn across mexico in easter ritual | false |
Weeki wachee is the amazing place where mermaids rule | false |
What do a baby and a pancake have in common? if it s black it ain t good | true |
How did columbus's men sleep on their ships ? with their eyes shut ! | true |
Kim kardashian shows a lot of skin, kate middleton art & more instagrams of the week | false |
Carly fiorina backs away from shutting down government over planned parenthood | false |
How does the universe throw a party? they planet. | true |
I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. speeding can be dangerous, kids. | true |
Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? well, he gets out of jail next month. | true |
This banker i know has absolutely no friends... i think he's loanly | true |
Bizarre super bowl commercial perfectly parodies donald trump | false |
What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business. | true |
Dear high school teacher who tried to discourage me from applying to ucla, i’m a bruin now! | false |
Look: 'thor's helmet' glows in brilliant neon hues | false |
If i could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...i would choose alive. -b.j. novak- | true |
Bernie sanders to discuss gun law with parents of aurora shooting victim | false |
What is the needless meat to a vagina? the woman! | true |
Will every student succeed? not with this new law | false |
This is what first snows look like around the world | false |
Patriots player visits trump white house, thanks obama in touching letter | false |
How many duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? they screw children, not light bulbs. | true |
My dyslexic ex was so stupid... she thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a dui. | true |
Kim kardashian's surprising outfit: she's wearing colors again! (photos) | false |
Skip chemo? new cancer tools allow patients to reconsider harsh cancer treatments | false |
Sheriff who said it was time for 'pitchforks and torches' denounces anti-trump protests | false |
What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? a poodle split in half. | true |
Jason derulo accuses american airlines of 'racial discrimination' after luggage dispute | false |
Easter ideas: 5 great suggestions for last-minute preparations (photos) | false |
My wife was cremated after her death. also during. | true |
What's the first step in making bronco cookies? beat em in a bowl for three hours. | true |
Iowa governor signs nation's strictest abortion ban into law | false |
Last name change: 8 women reveal why they kept their surnames after marriage | false |
60 years after brown: segregated schools still a fact, but don't have to be bad schools | false |
Everyone keeps telling me that the holocaust happened.. but i don't know if it israel. | true |
Merriam-webster has six simple words for those sexist 'doctor who' fans | false |
Real-life iron man sets record for fastest time in jet suit | false |
Mexico president: trump policies pose threats to mexico | false |
I think my wife considers me her rainbow. or at least, according to her, i'm on the spectrum. | true |
5 right and wrong ways to get your flight attendant's attention | false |
Did you hear about the eskimo couple? one cold night, she broke it off! | true |
My friends bakery burned down yesterday now his business is toast. | true |
Mother finds out years later that gm may be responsible for daughter's death | false |
What happens when a t-rex gets strep? his throat becomes saurus. | true |
Sri lanka's tamil political prisoners: an abdication of presidential leadership | false |
Keep brittany maynard's legacy alive and legalize physician-assisted suicide | false |
Under a bridge, harassing goats. that's how i troll. | true |
It's too beautiful to stay inside today. that's why i moved my bed closer to the window. | true |
According to myfitnesspal, i have been dead for 6 weeks. | true |
Remember that time sylvia plath stuck her head in an oven? | false |
Education over ebola: using low-cost tech innovation in liberia | false |
The best tips and products for dealing with 'allergy face' this season | false |
I hit the gym today... now the gym's filing for divorce and i'm loosing custody of my children | true |
California college student in stabbing spree was inspired by isis and acted alone, fbi says | false |
'dancing with the stars' all-stars, 'the watch,' 'step up revolution' & more: the week in ouch | false |
Barbie's dreamhouse would be hella expensive if it were real (photos) | false |
Mom's viral video shows 'how to fake your perfect life on social media' | false |
Immigration policies based in fear hurt even the smallest americans | false |
Kelly rowland, snoop dogg join new bet series | false |
Critics see efforts by counties and towns to purge minority voters from rolls | false |
What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato? a dick-tater | true |
Pizza shop owner feeds dozens after thanksgiving note goes viral | false |
Panic disorder and men: courageous conquerors or just brave faces? | false |
The real reason darth vader cut off luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat | true |
What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly your cock into a baby's ass | true |
What do you call water that bounces? spring water. | true |
Video stores explained to modern kids will make you yearn for the past | false |
Phantom cellphone vibrations are your dead ancestors calling you. | true |
Obama transgender directive draws lawsuits from more states | false |
Jason collins, gay nba player, marches in 2013 boston pride parade with joe kennedy (video) | false |
These moms share their incredible journey to creating their beautiful family | false |
The health care crisis: the financing fight obscures more fundamental issues | false |
A desired eulogy: for emmett, virgil, trayvon, and jordan | false |
The a to z guide to planning your wedding | false |
Relationship status: my neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, i was caught. | true |
Whats the great way to lose some pounds? leave the eu. | true |
Girl are you a tube of pillsbury cinnamon rolls because i want to bang you on the counter | true |
Staff of the center for american progress unionizes | false |
People are deleting uber for undermining strike against muslim ban | false |
79-year-old nets superfan finally returns after he says lebron james complained about him | false |
Why my children will not play cops and robbers | false |
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