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11 million sign up for obamacare with weeks to go before deadline | false |
You'r mum... ...is so **poor** she can't even pay attetntion. | true |
Why was the redditors jokes so unoriginal? because he reddit off the internet. | true |
When do elephants have eight feet? when there are two of them. | true |
Trump threatens to 'fight' freedom caucus in midterms if they don't fall in line | false |
The case for gun control, in one tweet | false |
The inventor of distorted mirrors has died. his funeral with be held in asymmetry. | true |
Paris with kids: where to take les enfants | false |
What did russians use for light before candles? light bulbs | true |
Maya apocalypse 2012: a second chance to explore central america (photos) | false |
Someone recut the 'elf' trailer as a thriller, and it’s terrifying | false |
Kourtney kardashian has a girls' night out with her hollywood crew | false |
Have you heard of the new band the transmission lines? i hear they have so much potential. | true |
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. | true |
'i wish i had breast cancer' ad will stun you into silence | false |
I saw a car with no wheels the other day they were entirely gone | true |
A lesson in what not to do after a round of golf | false |
You won't be seeing any gallup polls this primary season | false |
'cmbyn' director says aids to be 'very relevant' in film's sequel | false |
Many americans don't get recommended vaccines before travel | false |
Dr. evil resurfaces with wild claims about working for donald trump | false |
Where does the persian air force keep its aircraft? the carpet store | true |
What sort of drug does a duck use? quack cocaine | true |
Don't forget how to be a friend even while you plan your wedding | false |
3 things i stopped doing, when i started doing what i love | false |
That awkward moment where you don't know if you're in a relationship or not. | true |
5 ways to check references to avoid toxic employees | false |
Romanian government to 'press ahead' despite massive anti-corruption protests | false |
Colorado survivor recounts haunting moment when gunman stared him in the eye | false |
Attention mchobbits: interview with terry mcdermott of the voice | false |
The gay we were: 'the broken hearts club' | false |
U.s. flies b-52 bomber over south korea in show of force against north korea | false |
Eyewitnesses recount gunfire at las vegas shooting: 'the shots just kept going' | false |
King midas doesn't like baths he likes golden showers. | true |
3 simple steps to take back control of your business day | false |
Friday's morning email: trump promises he alone can fix american chaos | false |
Here's how to get free 2-day shipping on your black friday purchases | false |
No one can text faster than a pissed off woman | true |
How do you make a horse fast? you take away his food. | true |
In 2016, scott pruitt called trump a bully who would abuse the constitution | false |
I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client oops, wrong sub | true |
Gps guide: rainforest scenes that'll make you feel instantly refreshed (photos) | false |
How do you get a pool player off your porch? pay him for the pizza. | true |
It's called karma, and it's pronounced haha! screw you! | true |
Just what the middle east needs -- $110 billion more in weapons | false |
Watch this dad break down why he won't call his daughter a princess | false |
Nutrition experts weigh in on the new dietary guidelines | false |
Dove 'regrets' soap ad showing black woman turning into white woman | false |
Bethany hamilton married: 'soul surfer' says 'i do' to adam dirks | false |
I can move things with my mind. like, my arms. | true |
How to wear '90s dark lipstick without going full goth | false |
If all women are crazy... then... you might as well pick a pretty one. | true |
I almost lost my hearing in an accident... it was a near-deaf experience. | true |
Why is there no lets settle this like women? because it lasts forever. | true |
Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? a fizzy-o-therapist. | true |
Conan dissects donald trump's habit of taking credit where it isn't due | false |
For sale : crystal ball cant see any future in keeping it | true |
Teaching japanese kids how to eat with spoon and fork. | true |
5 tech companies with fewer workers than hp just laid off | false |
A roman walks into a bar... and he holds up two fingers. five beers, please, he asks. | true |
Why can't kim kardashian find her asshole? he's back on tour. | true |
Winter has officially delayed 'game of thrones' season 7 | false |
Donald trump falsely attacks barack obama for 'screaming' at protester | false |
What do nazis use to mass produce toys? a vinyl solution. | true |
What did the catholic mexican say to greet the greek god of thunder? hey zeus! | true |
Why did bach have to sell his organ? a: because he was baroque. | true |
Hillary clinton: 'there is nothing elitist about fighting for women's rights' | false |
Please say these details of ed sheeran's 'game of thrones' scene are lies | false |
Trump is in danger of making nixonian mistakes | false |
Writers who become addicted to pseudonyms have to join anonymous anonymous. | true |
Jim carrey's submission for donald trump's official portrait cannot be unseen | false |
Axel springer to buy business insider for $343 million | false |
5 easy breakfast bowls that are healthier than cereal | false |
Liberian town loses its ‘prayer warrior' in latest ebola casualty | false |
How long does it take for a homeless man's stomach to be full? a couple of seconds. | true |
Stephen colbert was once in an awful rolling stones cover band | false |
Scotland puts plans for second independence referendum on hold | false |
A piece of shit walks into a bar it's my dad... my dad is a piece of shit. | true |
Your genes could determine how well you lose weight | false |
‘m.a.s.h.’ actor mike farrell discusses ending the death penalty in america (audio) | false |
Why are there no black snowmen? white powder!!! | true |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he took a sip of his coffee before it was cool. | true |
Knock knock. who's there? panther. panther who? panther no panth i'm going thwimming. | true |
Protesters gather for key hearing in freddie gray case | false |
Sarah palin: ahmed was asking for it when he brought his clock to school | false |
Instagram's down? what am i supposed to do with my cat? stroke it? | true |
I had a cough like that once... i didn't kick the bucket, i was just a little pail! | true |
America, don't repeat your iraq mistake in afghanistan, indian prime minister modi says | false |
Boobs my wife has eczema all over her chest. she's got a cracking pair of boobs. | true |
Richard branson busts a move for unsuspecting passengers | false |
Energy bars and sugar: are they as sweet as candy? | false |
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? just a phew! | true |
What's the difference between rick grimes and carl grimes? rick grimes has two i's.... | true |
Trevor noah: trump is rigging the election against himself | false |
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she starts fitting into your wife's clothes. | true |
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? snowballs | true |
What did the blind man say to his old friend? ayy, long time no see! | true |
What does a girl from kentucky say after sex? git off me pa. you crushin ma copenhagen | true |
Why did the console cross the road? to render the buildings on the other side. | true |
Military plane crashes in cuba killing all eight on board | false |
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