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The walking dead guns it, whereas hell on wheels recalibrates | false |
What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? arts and carafes. | true |
The marathon wine glass stops you from embarrassing yourself | false |
I wanted to set my password as madeline but apparently that's taken. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! adolf ! adolf who ? adolf ball hit me in the mouth ! | true |
Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a ghostbuster. | true |
Mom posts photos from travel ban countries to show we’re more alike than different | false |
In turmoil or triumph, donald trump stands alone | false |
Name a country that doesn't have a letter a. jepen lol | true |
Nevada plans to use fentanyl in upcoming execution | false |
Proud to be an american, proud to be sikh | false |
Your itunes is working just fine. would you like to update it? | true |
My favorite thing about myself is that i'm humble. | true |
Shrimp recipes that'll make every seafood lover happy | false |
Are you a magician?? because you're making my penis levitate. | true |
Where do black parents get gifts for their children? at toys we is | true |
Tig notaro discusses her amazing topless performance with conan | false |
Kim kardashian to make history with fashion council’s first influencer award | false |
Will packer renews overall deal with universal tv through 2017 | false |
Here's the ugly truth about how people use facebook when in a bad mood | false |
Kylie jenner named her baby stormi and people have thoughts | false |
10 of the smartest things anyone ever said about getting older | false |
What did the jews not like about the holocaust? the caust | true |
The meaning behind these april blooms will inspire you to make a positive change | false |
Today i saw a sign that said watch for children sounds like a fair trade | true |
Why do feminists hate medusa? she's always objectifying people. | true |
These are the model photos you don't see in magazines | false |
Why was tigger's head in the toilet? he was looking for pooh. | true |
'it ends today': eric garner's parting words become rallying cry at vigil | false |
I wonder which woman said..... yep i'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens. | true |
Trying to think of a joke about jerking off... i'm sure it will come. | true |
A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside | true |
What do you get when you inject a goat with human dna? a ban from the petting zoo. | true |
Thanks. me: sorry, i'm married, but in time you'll get over me. | true |
The best and worst celebrity male facial hair (photos, giveaway) | false |
Celebrate the season in peace with these gorgeous icicle photos | false |
This boy has outsmarted us all with his perfect math problem answer | false |
Yeah i got a job at coca cola... it's sodapressing. | true |
What do netflix and diarrhea have in common?......... both stream instantly. | true |
Florida gov. rick scott signs gun bill that arms some school staff into law | false |
Skydiving santa dangles from lamppost after parachute crash | false |
9 facts about factory farming that will break your heart (graphic photos) | false |
What do you call a spinning potato? a ro-tater. | true |
Dating app donated $1 to planned parenthood for every instagram like on this photo | false |
Michael o'connor, 'jane eyre' costume designer, on mia wasikowska's corset and the oscars | false |
National day of unplugging: a family dinner table talk | false |
What did mary give her cheating husband for christmas? a bullet. | true |
Paula deen museum in the works, would transform star's childhood home in albany, ga. | false |
Memorial day musings from an iraq war vet | false |
What's the difference between a fox and a dog? about 7 beers. | true |
'magnum p.i.' trailer has lots of close shaves and no big mustache | false |
Chris murphy wants a new progressive foreign policy | false |
I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. never give a stripper pcp | true |
What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? hi brow | true |
Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. me: *eats purple cupcakes* | true |
Kevin mcguire, teen cancer patient, to be taylor swift's date to academy of country music awards | false |
Lebron james took 5,000 kids to a theme park in the name of education | false |
How will climate change affect what we wear? surprise! it already has | false |
What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? omhmeo and jouleiet | true |
What do you call the kid of an iceland and cuban parents? ice cubes. | true |
I just saw a koi fish that had a white guy tattooed on it | true |
What to do when your gradeschooler wants a girlfriend or boyfriend | false |
Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal. me: no | true |
What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? the smell. | true |
Mmos and mmorg -- control your kids online gaming | false |
New donald trump ad claims hillary clinton lacks 'stamina' | false |
What did the hammer say to the drill? you're too boring. | true |
Girl whose christmas card wish went viral visits homeless, domestic violence shelters | false |
6 ways to cultivate better relationships for more happiness | false |
Former police chief: anti-homelessness laws in u.s. are 'close to ethnic cleansing' | false |
Warning: this piece on trump and charlottesville may be unpopular | the knife media | false |
Zendaya explains why she exited lifetime's aaliyah biopic | false |
'they don't care about black people dying in the bush' | false |
There are few things better than good shoe porn | false |
The twilight of the german poets would be goethedammerung | true |
Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? me neither. | true |
Don't expect this record-setting goal to be broken anytime soon | false |
Sign in a chinese pet store: buy one dog, get one flea... | true |
Say what?! nurses weigh in on ‘ridiculous' birth plans | false |
12 yoga apps to become a better yogi | false |
Paraplegic party you goin to the paraplegic party? i hear its gonna be crawling with pussy | true |
Knock knock who's there ! cantaloupe ! cantaloupe who ? cantaloupe with you tonight ! | true |
According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again. | true |
Anti jokes a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family. | true |
With millions set to lose health care, cable news focuses on scaramucci's mouth | false |
How did the headless chicken cross the road? in a kfc bucket. | true |
The huge question uber's $100 million settlement leaves unanswered | false |
Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers? no, they usually eat their fingers separately. | true |
Soyuz spacecraft brings us-russian space station crew back to earth | false |
When is a penis not a penis? when it's a **foot** | true |
If eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called feminem. | true |
Name three things that come in a little yellow box kodak film, dots candy and woody allen. | true |
San juan mayor responds to trump's attacks: 'i was asking for help' | false |
Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? you can't peanut butter a dick up your ass. | true |
Englishman, irishman and scotsman walk into a pub... barman says is this some kind of joke? | true |
Terry achane, dad, reunited with child given up for adoption without his consent (video) | false |
Kate upton: victoria's secret comments didn't bother me (video) | false |
I wish it's the thought that counts worked for housework. | true |
Australia tobacco tax: price of cigarettes to exceed $20 a pack | false |
What is a pokemon's favourite place to go in france? paras | true |
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