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Californians are conserving less water, but the drought's far from over | false |
Record for the world's smallest penis? must be hard to beat. | true |
Is north korea really ready to negotiate its denuclearization? | false |
'the bear,' by ryan sohmer and becky dreistadt, is an illustrated version of parenting (slideshow) | false |
My rear view mirror broke off. no biggie, i'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards. | true |
Bear grylls air new zealand safety video gives in-flight tips (video) | false |
Kylie jenner confirms she's not engaged to tyga | false |
Ernie button's cerealism series: turning cereal into art (photos) | false |
What do you call a female to male sex change? an addadicktomy. | true |
My grandma can't wrestle but you should see her box. | true |
An effective alternative to cpap for sleep apnea | false |
Cheer up! the vulnerable, weeping man is back in style | false |
Judge orders texas to spend at least $2.5 million to not enforce its voter id law | false |
Pennsylvania's supreme court explains why it struck down congressional map favoring gop | false |
The art of being alive series: why we should all steal time back | false |
I'm practicing emotional abstinence i haven't given a fuck in years | true |
Watch 'fox & friends' struggle with news that trump tried to fire mueller | false |
Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students? | true |
I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting subway breakfast. he understood why. | true |
Poignant new artwork shows little boy peering over u.s.-mexico border | false |
My experiment to get rich from making viral cat videos | false |
Read this mom's quick list of reasons parents really need a break | false |
Bernie sanders doesn't support reparations. why is that so surprising? | false |
Steak jokes. they're a rare medium well done. | true |
No wonder jared lost weight... he doesn't like footlongs. | true |
Why do men float? 'cause they're all scum. | true |
Gwyneth paltrow creeps up on james corden while he's mocking goop | false |
The best tiny homes of 2013 proved that smaller was big this year (photos) | false |
What did bruce lee say about nasa's discovery wa-tah! | true |
Toiling to bring rwanda genocide suspects to justice | false |
How can you tell if someone uses apple products? just wait and they'll tell you. | true |
New statistics show slight improvements in air travel | false |
Barney frank: 'i am worried' about lgbtq rights | false |
Why didn't the fat duck have any friends? because he was ostrich-sized. | true |
Why are hippies against capitalism? because money doesn't grow on trees. | true |
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture. | true |
Chelsea clinton throws cold water on donald trump's claim about her mother | false |
This boy can stretch his uvula to never-before-seen lengths | false |
9 key terms you should know before seeing the massive hokusai exhibition | false |
Guy catches a massive 1,368-pound marlin off hawaiian coast | false |
How do you titty fuck a seven-year old? break her shoulders | true |
Stephen colbert mocks donald trump jr.'s political ambitions | false |
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? because he had a hole in one. | true |
Organize your laundry room easily with this super clever trick (photos) | false |
You've never seen a 'snow white' quite like this before | false |
Oyster mushroom recipes: our favorite ways to cook them (photos) | false |
The santa clause (1994) a man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof | true |
What was the first think queen elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? sat down ! | true |
A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. she's paying for it with her endowment fund. | true |
Nature expert snoop dogg breaks down frog 'orgy' on 'kimmel' | false |
What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? computer | true |
If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? o'lamacare!!!!! | true |
More elections than you'd think are decided by a coin toss | false |
Pete carroll, snl's leslie jones and career lessons | false |
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? because she was a knockout! | true |
'juno' writer says it's definitely not an 'anti-choice movie' | false |
Katy perry, heidi klum, chanel iman & more instagram fourth of july style (photos) | false |
What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar? | true |
Why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of aspect ratio :d | true |
I'm not an expert on masturbation, but i hold my own. | true |
Paris train hero alek skarlatos reacts to shooting at his alma mater | false |
Professional exploring, social media and no excuses: interview with jd andrews | false |
Leah still adorably challenges riley curry to a dance-off | false |
What do you call a hot indian girl? bomb bae | true |
Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a six offender. | true |
What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? male boxes. | true |
Look! i can do my abc's backwards! -go on then -nahh cba credit to 'fweng chweng!' | true |
Abuela as potus, a candidate the entire country can get behind | false |
Getting ahead of the vitamin d revolution curve | false |
7 behaviors that are actually contagious, according to science | false |
Q: why did the baker have brown hands? a: because he kneaded a poo. | true |
Judge rebukes miami-dade county for appeasing trump on 'sanctuary city' crackdown | false |
How do you tell a joke about isis? it's all about the execution | true |
Amy poehler's greatest fear is being mistaken for jennifer lopez | false |
What do you call a show about puns? a play on words. | true |
What is the playing surface of the new orleans superdome called? mardi grass. | true |
What do dolphins use to stay clean? all-porpoise cleaner. | true |
Hillary clinton is botching her best chance to win | false |
Congressional hearing goof pulls back the curtain on how washington really works | false |
Who is the wealthiest shellfish in the sea? it's prawnold trump! | true |
'affluenza teen' ethan couch released from jail after 2-year sentence | false |
What did the guy zebra say to the girl zebra? take ze bra off. | true |
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus because it wasn't born yesterday | true |
I'm undecided about masturbation. on one hand it feels great -bo burnham | true |
Come to my apartment on black friday and get all your clothes 100% off. | true |
What is the size of women in italy? itali-cized. | true |
Of course size matters. no one likes a small pizza. | true |
What do you call a cappuccino from dunkin donuts? a crappucino. | true |
What do you call it when two gays fight? fruit punch! | true |
Philippine president vows to halt all online gambling in his country | false |
I met the hottest woman the other day she was screaming for a bucket of water | true |
Supreme court gives prisoner rare second chance to fight alabama's death sentencing scheme | false |
'spinal tap' spoof of donald trump's abc interview turns it up to 11 | false |
Obama's a little jealous of john boehner because 'orange really is the new black' | false |
Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe... it's fucking close to water. | true |
12 truths we wish we'd known when we were young | false |
The abcs of ecosystem-based fisheries management, part iv | false |
Donald trump cries voter fraud, while his chief strategist is registered to vote in 2 states | false |
Do you want to hear the funniest joke in the world? me too. | true |
Competitive eater matt stonie packs away 200 peeps in one sitting | false |
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