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5 tested ways to be happier and more successful at work | false |
Wednesday's morning email: upending the internet: inside the fcc plan to end net neutrality | false |
What's the difference between a jew and a muslim? barack obama is not a jew. we think. | true |
What's in dunkin' donuts' new 'glazed donut breakfast sandwich?' | false |
How parents can prepare to teach their kids to drive | false |
Stomach bug stumps cdc as infection spreads to more than 275 people in several states (update) | false |
What's long, hard, and has cum in it? ... a cucumber. | true |
John oliver has the answer to britain's brexit prayers: lord buckethead! | false |
This gps guide will help you find joy in solitude | false |
Italian wwii tank for sale it has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse. | true |
What do you call a 7 foot tall ellen pao? pao ming. | true |
Making love is like an unpredictable stock market if you don't pull out you're in deep shit | true |
This dancing baby could be big trouble for music companies | false |
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? a moles royce. | true |
I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells. | true |
Good women are found in every corner of the earth. unfortunately earth is round. | true |
How do u find a blind man in a nude convention its not hard | true |
Children of black icons carry on legacies and blaze their own trails | false |
Turns out yelling i can see your package through those tights! gets you kicked out of a ballet. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! anthem ! anthem who ? you anthem devil you ! | true |
I'm drowning my self in coke right now. not the drug. the drink. nah jk it's the drug. | true |
Bad lip reading of trash-talkers floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor gets brutal | false |
Ciudad real international airport sits abandoned in central spain (photos) | false |
What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? a mouseketeer ! | true |
3-year-old boy found frozen to death, locked outside in diaper | false |
I'm 34 and live with my mom. just kidding... ... i'm 33. | true |
Can jennifer lawrence be taken seriously as an action hero? | false |
Afloat once more on san francisco opera's show boat...and in its wake, 'sweeney todd' | false |
I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after brians. | true |
Health officials take tuberculosis patient to court over alleged failed self-quarantine | false |
Tim kaine calls out donald trump and mike pence on social security | false |
What do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud | true |
Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke... | true |
Mike huckabee's hope is his enemy, too: he's in with the old | false |
I lost all my pokemon cards in a fire i only have ash now | true |
Bruce: *brooding darkly* alfred: the back door is literally just a waterfall | true |
Do they have a hallmark card for that? | false |
What's the difference between ellen pao and hitler? hitler at least helped his people. | true |
Me: i'd like to return a defective boomerang shopkeeper: ok. where is it? me: i have no idea | true |
World wish day 2012: why granting wishes isn't just nice -- it's necessary | false |
There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people. | true |
Celebrating pride month with your favorite tv shows | false |
How 2 independent journalists and a lawyer held chicago police accountable for teen's death | false |
A mexican, a jewish, and an american walk into a bar... bartender asked, is this a joke? | true |
Can i maim myself with it? - my toddler's mental checklist before deciding to play with something | true |
A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, hey, why the long face? | true |
11 foods you should resolve to try in 2017 | false |
Mario batali thinks it's a bad idea to increase the minimum wage | false |
Newt gingrich says madonna should be arrested for women’s march speech | false |
The bible wouldn't sound so preachy if every commandment was followed by the word dude. | true |
5 things you can't do in ghana as a tourist | false |
We'd love to offer you the job : lol no thanks i won't be needing to work anymore | true |
Matt bomer buys out an entire movie theater for fans to see 'love, simon' | false |
I got a dog for my wife. it was a good trade. | true |
Wisconsin gov. scott walker to headline christian cruise | false |
How does a penguin make a decision? flipper coin. again, i shall take my leave. | true |
What lights up a football pitch at night? a football match....... | true |
Most decorated unit in u.s. history fought for a country that didn't accept them | false |
Name your newborn cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a graduated cylinder | true |
Always wear clean underwear, in case you are abducted by aliens | true |
Ironically, i only know of one person with the name common. | true |
I've created a new type of bubble but i don't know how to describe it. it's indescribubble. | true |
A guy dressed as black panther proposed at a 'black panther' screening | false |
What did the bishop say to the priest? it's my turn. | true |
Local officials grapple with trump's fearmongering on 'sanctuary city' policies | false |
7 little habits that wreak havoc on your feet | false |
Public health advocacy: creatively applying medical knowledge to social policy | false |
Florida house debates porn, but refuses to discuss assault weapons | false |
The only reason i'm voting for hillary clinton george soros :( | true |
Uber has a new service and it isn't helping in 'jimmy kimmel' spoof | false |
How do you know when the moon is going broke? when it's down to its last quarter. | true |
What the hell was jimmy kimmel doing behind manny pacquiao? | false |
How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers... yell eh, tony! | true |
What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? d-flat | true |
In deep red territory, constituents grill congressman in fiery town hall | false |
Democratic lawmaker gives scott pruitt brutal reality check during senate hearing | false |
A couple of crows were in prison the other day... they were held for attempted murder. | true |
J.j. watt starts his own harvey relief fund and raises money in a hurry | false |
Why was the tree stretching? so it could be timber! | true |
Billionaire's decision to shutter dnainfo, gothamist could chill union campaigns in media | false |
Turning 50 with demi moore and figuring out what matters | false |
Here's a punch card for your friend with major relationship issues | false |
Barack obama takes a tour of the globe theatre in london | false |
3 uncommon ways to maintain your real focus | false |
If hillary nukes russia i can see the headlines now everyone in moscow commits suicide | true |
Latvian girl can count latvian girl count to potato. is valedictorian. | true |
4 day-old baby girl among 480 migrants and refugees rescued in mediterranean | false |
A character sounding a lot like edward snowden may be coming to cbs | false |
Why would you go to a psychiatrist? when you can just kill yourself | true |
The eastern european gay rights movement is struggling to be more than a western cause | false |
Is your birthday the 10th of october? because you look like a 10/10! | true |
You know who hates unexpected visitors? osama bin ladin | true |
Criminal: *puts on glasses* lois lane: i'm sorry, i've never seen this man before. | true |
Keith urban's grammys performance of 'ain't no sunshine' includes appearance from miguel | false |
The role of iranian moderates in the crisis with the gulf | false |
Q: why do pigs make good spies? a: they're excellent at going in-hog-nito. | true |
Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? in a parma-john. | true |
Obama praises 'the america i know,' says hillary clinton is the one to lead it | false |
Oil baron's descendants shame exxon mobil for 'morally reprehensible conduct' | false |
Convos with my 2-year-old season 2, episode 5: 'bath time' | false |
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