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*navigation voice* bear to the right *gets eaten by bear* | true |
There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data... ... | true |
I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings. | true |
This young carolina panthers fan is happiness personified | false |
What's black white and red all over michael jackson in a blender. | true |
The doj wants a citizenship question on the census. that could blow up the whole survey | false |
'i know a black person' - white people | true |
Bosnian soccer star pulls down greek opponent's shorts. world blushes. | false |
My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet. | true |
Thank veterans: how to show your gratitude (videos) | false |
9 reasons newlyweds don't have sex on their wedding night | false |
Behold the title of 'american horror story' season 7 | false |
Beware the sleep safety gap! new moms are making critical mistakes when it comes to baby sleep | false |
How putin is shaping the next u.s. free trade deal | false |
I call bullshit on the chinese language. there's no way that shit is real. | true |
Regulators will step up auto testing in response to volkswagen scandal | false |
What did the leper say to the prostitute? (nsfw) you can keep the tip... | true |
Petition calls for target to remove t-shirt that 'perpetuates rape culture' | false |
Why did jared go to a goat farm? he heard there was lots of kids there. | true |
Reddit i'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great. | true |
A real dog alarm clock is what you need to wake up from 2016 | false |
Fashion wants guys to wear green this fall, so here's how | false |
'dog's purpose' star dennis quaid says video flap makes him angry | false |
You know what really grinds my gears? friction | true |
What do they do to dead scientists? they barium. | true |
Flight attendant's 'looney tunes' announcement will make your spirit soar | false |
Joy behar challenges kirsten gillibrand: why'd you push out al franken? | false |
Roses are red. violets are blue. hide all that weed because police lights are too. | true |
What do you call a german tampon? a twatstika. | true |
How to get a job: a true story (part 2) | false |
Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me. | true |
Mitch mcconnell stands up for flag burning even when donald trump won't | false |
Why is there all this hate against necromancers? they are just trying to raise a family in peace. | true |
Gop campaigns plot to revolt against rnc debates | false |
What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he is not a full essay!!! | true |
Obama: americans want 'new car smell' in next campaign | false |
Katy perry's grammy nominations night includes 'roar' performance | false |
I always get homophobe and homophone mixed up. i just know one of them likes caulk. | true |
A chicken, a hawk and a duck walk into a lawn... superduck | true |
'healthy' fast food dishes like egg white mcmuffins, turkey burgers could boost companies' profits | false |
What do you call two gay irishmen? gerald fitzpatrick and patrick fitzgerald | true |
Helen hunt says women in hollywood are 'f*cked' | false |
I meditate at the grocery store and nobody even knows | false |
Pink: one dad's journey from denial to acceptance | false |
Why i'll always mourn the daughter i never had | false |
I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. he kills me! | true |
Coco the clown took his car back to the garage this week. the door wouldn't fall off. | true |
Just sprayed febreeze in my bathroom.. now it smells like shitrus. | true |
Q. what's the rudest type of elf? a. the gofuckyourself. | true |
How a police body camera law gets chewed up and spit out | false |
Kylie jenner and nicky hilton wore some pretty offensive halloween costumes this year | false |
Paul ryan has a house freedom caucus problem | false |
Get smart: prevent or manage diabetes with your smartphone | false |
Him: i hope you die a slow painful death me: oh, no i'm not married | true |
Has anyone ever tried ethiopian food? neither have they | true |
Face down ass up that's the way i like to contemplate the fragility of my existence | true |
Trump threatens to take us back to the climate dark ages | false |
Song of the year grammy nominations: lorde's royals and katy pery's roar among 2014 honorees | false |
Could the universe be a simulation? neil degrasse tyson thinks it might | false |
'morning after' photos: sexy new wedding photography trend? | false |
Of course i can keep a secret, it's the people i tell it to that can't. | true |
Rose byrne in pringle of scotland: look of the day (photos) | false |
Twitter's funny reactions to #manafortmonday are proof it's mueller time | false |
What's the turkish version of court packing? turkey stuffing | true |
Luis gutierrez: would trump be on 'snl' if he called gays rapists? | false |
What the living can learn from the dying | false |
Presidential hopefuls woo labor, but don't expect an endorsement yet | false |
Sorry i broke your arm when your reached for that last slice of pizza. -flirting is hard. | true |
Shark bites man in north carolina as he helps kids out of water | false |
Good news for clinton in pennsylvania: septa strike ends ahead of election | false |
How do dogs own cats? bitches have pussies | true |
Mike pence to robert mueller on russia probe: 'wrap it up' | false |
Rep. keith ellison has a lesson on the constitution for roy moore | false |
I like my beer the same way i like my violence... domestic. | true |
What do u call a soda that has eyes a fanta see. it never happens | true |
Denzel washington to direct and star in august wilson's 'fences' | false |
The amazing lawyers who made the supreme court abortion victory happen | false |
Me: robber: why are u wearing a glove me: i meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol | true |
What does the high elves call gandalf? methrandir | true |
I tried telling him to stop eating canadian provinces but he's having nunavut | true |
Ask the mutant: a difficult gift to a child | false |
9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. the 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys. | true |
Dentist: you need a crown. - patient: finally someone who understands me | true |
Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair? so they wouldn't fill up with gravel. | true |
No, jeb bush is not the wiser bush brother | false |
British seasons: spring: two months summer: eight minutes autumn: three weeks winter: seven years | true |
Cyberchondria more common in people who fear the unknown | false |
Shot or poisoned? does the choice of trump or cruz really matter? | false |
What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? a chewing gum | true |
Did you hear about the cross-eyed carpenter? he *literally* can't even. | true |
We all used facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction. | true |
If vaginas could only talk! oh what a story men would still not listen to. | true |
I like my hippies like i like my karma. high. | true |
I forgot i had an ambien in my back pocket now my ass is asleep | true |
What does charlie sheen say when he's having sex with a vietnamese lady? nguyenning! | true |
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? supplies! | true |
A naked women robbed a bank.... a naked women robbed a bank. nobody could remember her face | true |
High-maintenance, eh? men & women take the same amount of time in the morning, poll says | false |
What goes tick tock, woof woof? a watchdog. | true |
Border patrol agents detain teacher, her kids for refusing to claim citizenship | false |
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