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Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. it blows. | true |
Alien life? study suggests vast number of planets could harbor it | false |
Ben silbermann, pinterest founder and ceo, talks criticism, fears | false |
Trying to find the meaning of life next up is lift followed by ligament,ooh i love this dictionary | true |
Colombia's president hopes farc rebels will release hostages next week | false |
What's one definite outcome from a drumpf presidency? four more years of great south park! | true |
Welcome to dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love dicks. | true |
Donald trump's pick for national security adviser loves to stoke islamophobia | false |
Introducing your children to social media, the expert's view | false |
On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it | true |
What do you call a dinosaur having brunch? tea-rex | true |
Joke of the year: two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business. | true |
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? he wanted her to hit the hay! | true |
Icelanders vote for stability as pirate party falls short | false |
Nostalgia it really isn't what it used to be. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! cork ! cork who ? cork and beans ! | true |
Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (nsfl/nsfw) because it wasn't born yesterday. | true |
Pizza hut's new 'skinny slice' isn't quite a dream come true | false |
Google doodle celebrates planetary discovery in the most adorable way | false |
How will future generations contact beyonce's ghost? they'll hold a beyonceance. | true |
Say i won a math debate 5 times really fast! now slap yourself for being such a pervert. | true |
Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? i just saw the trailer. | true |
Bill cosby runs into a bar one day. he saves it for later. | true |
Watch the rock and zac efron try to ride a pink scooter together | false |
'breaking bad' fans still tossing pizzas on walter white's roof | false |
What do we say to boris johnson and donald trump running the world? hair hair! | true |
Donald trump is considering newt gingrich for vice presidential role | false |
Copyright in india copyright means the right to copy. | true |
Usa's maya dirado wins 200-meter backstroke at rio olympics for fourth olympic medal | false |
The travel detective: why u.s. customs and border protection needs to change | false |
Why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab | true |
People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it. | true |
Vanna white style evolution: 'wheel of fortune' hostess has a thing for sequins (photos) | false |
I was so tired during hunger games, i was nodding as much as phillip seymour hoffman | true |
What do star wars and the u.k. have in common? they both abandoned the eu | true |
Gwen stefani and blake shelton take their love to the billboard music awards | false |
The very first thing you learn in life is how to think outside the box. | true |
I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at walmart than i do at the gym. | true |
What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four! | true |
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.. | true |
The act of questioning can be intimidating. isn't it? | true |
Colombia's farc rebels sign historic ceasefire with government | false |
Irish pooing competition so i entered an irish pooing competition the other day. i came turd. | true |
Binge drinking raises risk of type 2 diabetes in rats | false |
Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers | true |
Rand paul vows that he will force patriot act to expire | false |
What car does jesus drive? a christler i'm so sorry... | true |
How antonio weiss brokered the only major economic policy to pass congress this year | false |
The ten most (and least) affordable cities to buy a home: 24/7 wall st. | false |
What do you call a black person that flys an airplane? a pilot you racist bastard | true |
The inflight movie on my trip home was pixels. we had two walk outs. | true |
'she's beautiful when she's angry': the early glory of feminism in a documentary by mary dore | false |
Donald trump blames 'many sides' for white supremacist clashes in charlottesville | false |
16: what was the internet like in the old days? me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door* | true |
My friend asked me what i thought about internet message boards. i said, i'm all forum. | true |
Why can you not hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent. | true |
Danielle laporte’s white hot truth soothes self-help fatigue | false |
To my fellow millennials: let's redefine our generation and entrepreneurship | false |
My relationship with my ex was very psychological...she's psycho and i'm logical. | true |
My gay friend was up all night studying for his ap tests he was full of ap-ness | true |
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? she had not arms. | true |
Why does ed not have a girlfriend? because sheeran | true |
Beans & onions q: what do you get when you mix beans and onions? a: tear gas. | true |
Man who's protested vatican embassy since 1998 is unmoved by papal visit | false |
What did snape say at alan rickmans funeral? nothing. | true |
Donald trump is even taking credit for colin kaepernick becoming the nfl's black sheep | false |
Michigan gov. rick snyder puts refugee acceptance effort on hold | false |
Paul simon's graceland turns 25 -- part two: the cultural impact | false |
Is old rope good enough for a hanging? frayed knot. that stuff is bad noose. | true |
I'm confused, why does the gangnam style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the us? | true |
Former mexican president vicente fox issues stark warning to u.s. farmers about trump | false |
How many add kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go ride bikes? | true |
Hiv has never been the virus to have... because it's always been retro. | true |
David beckham gives $100,000 to shocked family on tv | false |
Ecuador earthquake death toll rises to over 400, billions in damage | false |
This wild rabbit can't help but fall in love with pet bunny | false |
Cop who asked woman to model lingerie for him gets job back | false |
Selena gomez keeps it casual in cutoff denim shorts | false |
The media needs to treat the benghazi committee as a partisan operation | false |
What is the most successful spinoff ever made? the bible | true |
Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. bitches love doing dishes. | true |
Get political: speak up about the proposed new nutrition labels and serving sizes | false |
New parents thank paramedics after home birth during winter storm jonas | false |
Introducing your new partner to your kids: take your time | false |
Why did the melon have commitment issues? because he cantaloupe | true |
This democrat just became the longest-serving woman in the house | false |
Building authentic connections: professional moms come out more resilient | false |
48 hours in oman on the global scavenger hunt | false |
I seasoned my beef with too much salt i'm salty. | true |
My dogs wouldn't pee this morning they didn't do squat | true |
What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? homeless | true |
Justice scalia says he'll retire once he 'can't do the job as well' | false |
Pillow fights didn't last as long in the stone age. | true |
Jaime king's 4-year-old son hit with broken glass in bizarre car attack | false |
How to determine the best alternative natural sweetener | false |
How much salt does jihadi john have on his chips? just a daesh. | true |
Read aloud and quickly: one smart feller, he felt smart freudian slip? | true |
A gay dad's reading list: rich lgbt history and the steps ahead | false |
Lost my bitcoins last week been trying to track them down ever since. | true |
Hope at the epicenter: overcoming the tb emergency in sub-saharan africa | false |
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