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What kind of milk does mitt romney drink? 1% | true |
Alison sweeney, 'biggest loser' host, and her dog winky battle pet obesity | false |
A carbon tax that can rise from australia's ashes | false |
Michelle obama reveals cover for upcoming memoir 'becoming' | false |
More parental leave at yahoo is great for new parents, but what about exisiting ones? | false |
How does a door chime answer the phone? bella? | true |
Pixar releases first trailer for 'the good dinosaur' | false |
Health and wellness will be a central focus at davos 2014 | false |
Fourth of july 2012: 5 celebs who celebrated their 'freedom' after divorce | false |
Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? because it's insecure. it has trust issues. | true |
What is white and disturbes your dinner? an avalanche. | true |
My top 5 unexpected ways to save this summer | false |
Mississippi man turns saucy lyrics into dollar menu delight | false |
Bikini bridge hoax or not, i am over body shaming | false |
A girlfriend of mine was a psychic ... we broke up before we met. | true |
Live: dnc leaks vindicate donald trump, bernie sanders | false |
Trump's no populist. the 'people' did not elect him. | false |
Trump spokesman jason miller says he won't take top white house job | false |
What are the famous last words of a redneck? hey ya'll, watch this! | true |
I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name. | true |
Wait i thought laser eye surgery meant i get laser eyes | true |
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. might not kill him but he'll never have any friends. | true |
Stephen colbert imagines another batch of donald trump's postcards home | false |
Don't trust an atom they make up everything. | true |
Chuck norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. with his fists. | true |
What's the best thing about fucking 93 year olds? nothing!!! | true |
Now creepy clowns are so scary they're making pinatas poop themselves | false |
What do you call a mormon action hero? jean-claude van darn | true |
Diy idea: what to do with a piano bench? try this easy upholstery idea | false |
San diego voters want to fine banks $1,000 per day for neglecting foreclosed homes | false |
8 ways to save on taxes in 2014 | false |
Why was the hipster wearing a sweater in july? because he was cold before it was cool. | true |
What do you give to a man that had everything? antibiotics | true |
Diy nail ideas: kaleidoscope nail art and more of our manicures from this weekend (photos) | false |
In controversial vote, philadelphia adds more charter schools | false |
Five bodies found, hundreds feared dead as migrant boats sink off libya: ngo | false |
Why did the hipster die? he thought breathing was too mainstream | true |
How do you circumcuse a whale? you send four skin divers down to it | true |
What i learned when i moved to america | false |
Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach. | true |
Sense of fairness, altruism observed in infants as young as 15 months old | false |
What do you call a masturbating cow? beef strokin' off. | true |
This former breakfast staple is vanishing from grocery stores | false |
Sears just admitted its terrible sales are unacceptable | false |
What's the best thing about switzerland? not sure, but the flag is a big plus. | true |
What's irish and stays out all year? patty o'furniture. | true |
We all grew up in the hood childhood | true |
What is a pirate's favorite letter? ya think it be r, but it's da c! | true |
Short bangs can be tricky, and these 22 celebrities prove it (photos) | false |
My girlfriend treats me like god... she shouts my name while fucking other guys | true |
What do you call 100,000 frenchmen with their hands up? the army. | true |
Baby, did you sit on my f5 key? cuz dat ass is refreshing. | true |
Prostitutes what do you call three prostitutes? hoe hoe hoe | true |
What was romeo and juliet's favorite fruit? cantaloupe | true |
What do you call an asian woman with one leg? irene. | true |
What's the most confusing holiday in harlem? father's day | true |
Poor helium. i like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously | true |
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer. | true |
Do you know why they call it the xbox one? because you take one look and walk away. | true |
'we're like the oprah of middle east weapons systems!' | false |
Will the latest powerball winner turn into a lottery loser? | false |
Tlc airs '19 kids and counting' marathon amid child molestation scandal | false |
3 things your little girl needs from you that you may not realize | false |
When's sex not work? when it's for play. | true |
I have your tea m: i will never pay your taxes | true |
Brew cutlery is silverware for people who lose every bottle opener they touch | false |
Officer shot on duty says god told him to put on life-saving vest | false |
Life after death? new techniques halt dying process | false |
China rebuffs u.n. call for hong kong political reform | false |
What do cats eat for breakfast? mice krispies. | true |
Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? i haven't but i heard it is blowing up | true |
What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? i call bullshit! | true |
10 memorial day getaways not on the beach (photos) | false |
Isis behead captive lebanese soldier in new video | false |
I think i'm psychic. now now i know what you're thinking.. | true |
Yo mama is so fat... that the sorting hat put her in the waffle house! | true |
Anyone wanna get frozen yogurt or something, maybe orchestrate an elaborate jewel heist i dunno | true |
Bill murray belts out 'take me out to the ballgame' as daffy duck during world series | false |
Feel like you'll never be as good as that person? | false |
6 hilarious illustrations that sum up the bonds of female friendship | false |
Special collaboration offers you a new way to help support lgbtq homeless youth | false |
Little girl and her pit bull have been best friends since the very beginning | false |
Smart donkey uses awesome problem-solving skills to cross fence | false |
9 democrats sign up to help wall street steal cars | false |
Why was 7 arrested for homicide? because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect | true |
Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy | true |
What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you? 10 after 1 | true |
I hate stereo-types.. samsung, sony, toshiba, doesn't matter. can't stand 'em. | true |
Here's what the mtv movie awards looked like 10 years ago | false |
Kfc came out with the obama bucket.. its all left wings, and chicken shits. | true |
Someone cemented puppies inside a fish tank and left them to die | false |
They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile | true |
Key and peele dish on obama's black handshake | false |
What do you call someone who self harms in the antarctica? an eskemo..... | true |
Macklemore denies he was mocking jewish stereotypes with costume | false |
Fluffy company designs hanging mobiles made from recycled wood fiber (photos) | false |
Should linguistic barriers steer you away from your dream destinations? | false |
Teen son of radio host delilah dies of suicide after 'battling depression' | false |
How beyonce and nicki minaj's 'flawless' remix came to be | false |
4 marketing tactics for seo, pr, orm and content marketing experts | false |
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