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Why are toilet tasks called one and two? because two rhymes with poo | true |
7 reasons to get excited about the royal baby (video) | false |
Welcome to religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter | true |
Questions you should ask during wedding planning but maybe don't want to | false |
What i learned growing up with a devout hindu mom and an atheist dad | false |
Why did the baker... why did the baker have dirty hands? because he kneaded a poo.... hahahaha | true |
How does the moon get its haircut? eclipse it! | true |
What's gordon ramsay's least favourite movie? its fucking frozen! | true |
Take a look behind the scenes of the republican national convention | false |
I lose bobby pins in my hair. please don't ask me to babysit your kids. | true |
These men finally understand how bad women have it in sports media | false |
What word starts with n and you never want to call a black person? neighbor | true |
July 4th outfits: how to picnic in style (photos) | false |
Dolphin conversation caught on tape for first time | false |
I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound. | true |
Plot twist standing next to my stalkers bed watching him sleep | true |
Why chronically ill people hate 'get well' cards | false |
What kind of bug bites only at your feet? mosqui-toes | true |
Tennessee shooting suspect texted friend an islamic verse hours before attack | false |
How did the aliens hurt the farmer? they trod on his corn. | true |
The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing. | true |
Bernie sanders is like the wizard of oz... ...because he took kansas by storm. | true |
Tina fey & alec baldwin honor tracy morgan on 'snl 40' | false |
My penis has a warning label... it says warning! choking hazard...small parts. | true |
Read the full text of united ceo's controversial letter to employees | false |
Dozens dead after suicide bomber blows himself up near kabul shrine | false |
I use to have a quantum-sized girlfriend, but she was too quarky for me. | true |
Episode 4 - artists and musicians in beirut | false |
Prada fall 2012 fashgif: model hanne gaby odiele gets animated (gif) | false |
What to expect when you're expecting: the mean-girl advice book | false |
What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common? they both sell g-strings | true |
The rock dominated 'lip sync battle' with 'shake it off' | false |
Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail | true |
For rural veterans, new approaches to health care | false |
I can sum up 2016 in one word... nine. | true |
If you think your job tires you... ...try working for goodyear | true |
A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut in silence | true |
Just for once i wanna be able to explain after i say i can explain. | true |
Reddit jokes are so stupid! see what i did there? | true |
There better be a martial arts tournament in australia called mortal wombat | true |
No one seems to like my gallows humor. they get so hung up about it. | true |
What military rations taste like, according to an active serviceman. (it's not pretty.) | false |
Artist susan sweet talks about painting and living in rural nova scotia | false |
Jayne mansfield's 1950s style includes red shorts, pointy bra | false |
Goodyear recalls 41,000 wrangler silent armor tires that could tear | false |
What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? a prop comic | true |
14 clever ways to wear your denim shorts all summer long | false |
Trey gowdy on hillary emails: 'we haven't seen any evidence of a crime' | false |
Stevie wonder teaches us how to be 'stronger together' | false |
Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs. | true |
Black actresses at cannes protest against racism in french film industry | false |
Monday matters: the cuddliest cat, a moving apology two decades later and an emotional homecoming | false |
Week in #instagigs: mumford & sons rock the stage at barclays center (photos) | false |
Bill o'reilly on cliven bundy: 'be careful who you partner up with' | false |
How many norcal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? hella | true |
There is no one as impressive as they seem | false |
Hillary clinton hints she'd support flexible benefits for gig economy workers | false |
Frozen tater tots? no shame in that game | false |
Brother of portland victim shares tribute with london after attacks | false |
World cup fervor shows how usa has assimilated to immigrant cultures | false |
Nowadays people know the price of everything, but the value of nothing. | true |
Don't invest in seaworld it's really starting to tank | true |
P&g thanks moms for picking kids back up -- no matter how many times they fall | false |
Rick santorum suggests planned parenthood is just as racist as the confederate flag | false |
What do you call a serbian prostitute? slobodan mikokubic | true |
How do most elderly golfers die? they have a bad stroke | true |
How do you see fish semen? you blow-fish! | true |
What do you call a pony with a cough? a little hoarse!!! | true |
So that's why we sleep so well in hotels | false |
5 tips for guys who just came out: expert | false |
Why did the pervert cross the road? because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken. | true |
This new year's, resolve to give yourself a break | false |
I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are so annoying. | true |
How do redneck na'vi get their skin tone? blue genes... i'll be here all week | true |
Missing the boat on first class airline food | false |
My life coach told me i was going to be traded at the end of the year. | true |
Obesity fight must shift from personal blame, iom urges | false |
American apparel photoshop fail: hey, where'd that horse go? (photo) | false |
Trump's likely pick for global women's ambassador trashed him in the primaries | false |
Nintendo should come out with a sequel to x and y... it'll be called the extra chromosome | true |
Huffpost will cover donald trump as 'a buffoon and dangerous,' even if he's the nominee | false |
People are obsessed with this real-life baymax from 'big hero 6' | false |
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? because you said it was pound cake! | true |
Tifu by assigning a temporary history teacher to a math class oops, wrong sub | true |
Easy italian recipes to make as a family | false |
Why do jewish men get circumcised? jewish women will leap at anything 15% off. | true |
What do you call five mexicans on the bottom of a pool? sinko :d | true |
Appeals court allows worst anti-lgbtq law ever to go into effect in mississippi | false |
Donald trump's nonsensical speeches leave jimmy kimmel very confused | false |
Netflix's new amanda knox documentary wants you to pick a side | false |
Donald trump directs justice department to take steps to ban bump stocks | false |
How do you get a man in a coma hard? lick his comatoes | true |
Massachusetts man finds $20,000 in used book, searches for rightful owner | false |
My best friend and i had so much in common -- until my son was diagnosed with autism | false |
Bradley cooper pumps up fellow eagles fans in super bowl video | false |
What's the best part about dating a muslim the sex is explosive | true |
What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? obama's tie | true |
Democrats want more info on tom price's stock accounts after insider trading questions | false |
Tpp, fast track, will drive consumers to china for affordable medicines | false |
Rebel wilson 'crushed' court dress along with her court case | false |
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