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Steve bannon is even worse than you thought | false |
Big-hearted police officer teaches homeless girl how to play hopscotch | false |
Photos of the gun that killed nirvana legend kurt cobain released by police | false |
I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go! | true |
Zendaya works to help students build careers in tech and science | false |
Here's how 'the lego batman movie' got away with that 'suicide squad' joke | false |
Working moms study: household managers found to have less ambition at work | false |
'm&m's mega' to have three times more chocolate | false |
Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... it picks cotton | true |
Confucius say... french girl high maintenance. chinese girl lo mein-tenance. | true |
What exactly is a heritage turkey, anyway? (video) | false |
In photoshop, is there any way to make it look like i'm not dead inside? | true |
What's the best way to send a letter to prince charles? heir mail | true |
Family immigrant detention ruling already having a 'groundbreaking' effect for women and children | false |
The baby gets furious when i try to undress him. he gets that from his mother. | true |
U.s. bankruptcies on pace to fall to pre-crisis levels | false |
3 steps to planning the perfect road trip | false |
Do you know which place has the highest concentration of jews? the atmosphere. | true |
I watch 2 girls, 1 cup for the articles. | true |
Smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. hows that going to work, dumb-ass. | true |
Steve fromholz -- a guest in my heart | false |
Watch the incredible moment when a student with down syndrome hit a big three | false |
The adulterous sins of our father figures - nytimes.com | false |
What do you call someone with a large head? the headmaster. | true |
Why do cows have bells? because there horns don't work | true |
I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. my sister is on her 5th. | true |
5 types of people you should never friend on facebook | false |
What do you call someone with no body and a nose.. nobody knows.. | true |
What did the drifter say to the person he hit ? rip my e-brake | true |
Let's get all fucked up on hallucinogens and rearrange our netflix queues!!! | true |
Remove rust from garden tools with crumpled aluminum foil | false |
It has to be seen to be believed | false |
Birth control tied to heart attack and stroke, but risks very small, study says | false |
The inspiring faith journey of a transgender latina | false |
If you mix taco bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty. | true |
Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? too soon, man. | true |
I used to race motorcycles. man, those things are a lot faster than me. | true |
A router goes into a doctor's office and says, it hurts when ip. | true |
Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose! | true |
What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? don't worry baby, i'm sterile. | true |
8 mantras that prove less really is more | false |
Holy crap what a wank... i really took a beating back there. | true |
You can't make racist jokes no-one likes dark humour | true |
Potato recipes: 10 ways to cook potatoes (photos) | false |
You could've told me that wasn't your real name before i got the tattoo. | true |
Once i went to a zoo with only one animal. it was a shih tzu. | true |
Today i pissed my pants in walmart and they offered me a job. | true |
I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. she seemed surprised. | true |
It would have been really ironic if andy dick's parents had named him hugh. | true |
Late to bed and late to rise . . . makes a man who will serve french fries. | true |
Who is qualified to sing at mariah carey's wedding? 'f**king nobody' | false |
Clint dempsey talks world cup, jurgen klinsmann and the pressures facing team usa | false |
If cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place? | true |
Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? because they're full of arab semen | true |
Never leave sulfuric acid in a metal beaker that's an oxidant waiting to happen. | true |
8 weekend diy ideas that'll fix up your home in less than two days (photos) | false |
Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily? | true |
Food world records: the most outrageous of guinness' record book (photos) | false |
What do you call an illegally parked frog? toad. | true |
American urological association no longer recommend routine psa testing for prostate cancer | false |
The apps we use to run our startup | false |
Samantha and q-koffi mcshine share their balance-restoring tips at the huffington post's oasis | false |
Huffpollster: republicans face a choice between nominating donald trump or a convention fight | false |
Why was the sand wet? because the seaweed. | true |
If life begins at conception then i can use the carpool lane for the next few days | true |
Morning people happier than night owls, study suggests | false |
Over 50,000 military children find comfort in 'battalion buddies' | false |
Erykah badu apologizes to iggy azalea in a video clip | false |
The insidiousness of facebook messenger's android mobile app permissions (updated) | false |
Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? because he was a cheetah. | true |
My iphone is currently updating so i have to tweet from my computer like some ethiopian kid. | true |
Donald trump to push his 'america first' agenda on elite 'globalists' in davos | false |
Before 9 am on a workday, do not disturb and donut disturb should mean the same thing. | true |
Here's what happened to the yemeni child bride hillary clinton wanted to help | false |
Turning 30 is like fucking your sister your dad wishes he could do it again. | true |
Why was yoda afraid of 9? because 10 9 8 | true |
Republicans start to acknowledge they might face bernie sanders | false |
Back to school: the top five things teachers wish they could tell parents | false |
Michelle obama welcomes g-8 first ladies to white house in style (photos) | false |
What do you call a gay dentist? the tooth fairy | true |
Rose mcgowan turns herself in on felony cocaine possession charge | false |
Why i want to live like i'm 40 in my 20s | false |
How to sleep easy when the lights go out | false |
What the american airlines-us airways merger will mean for your frequent flyer miles | false |
How do you feel when there's no coffee? depresso. | true |
The great fire of london in 1666 started after dropping my mixtape too hard. | true |
Mlb avoids work stoppage with last-minute labor deal | false |
A hispanic man with a rubber toe his name...was roberto | true |
Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? because i seriously regret going down on you. | true |
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? cus your face is fucked up. | true |
High tech works when it enables high touch | false |
What do alexander the great and winnie the pooh have in common? their middle name | true |
Former miss universe becomes u.s. citizen in time to cast vote against trump | false |
I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation. | true |
Marriage and sex: is it ok to tell your spouse when you find someone attractive? | false |
I feel like pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at aeropostale a record deal | true |
Why didn't the guy with adhd take his medicine? he forgot. | true |
Black women bishops are making history in this predominantly white church | false |
Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun | true |
Naps are for old people. i was taking a horizontal life pause. | true |
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