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2013 sunny and smile-worthy events and festivals (photos) | false |
The difference between champagne, prosecco and cava, explained | false |
Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. not really true, right? | true |
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? puss in boots ! | true |
Where do you bury a donkey? in an asshole! | true |
How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? he puts his foot down. | true |
How amy adams became the oscars' golden child | false |
4 exciting family vacation ideas around the world | false |
The 7 most mysterious stone-carved faces that ever lived | false |
National security vets warn court that donald trump's travel ban threatens country | false |
The death of a poet: death the last chapter | false |
My wife asked me if i wanted to be cremated after my death or immediately before. | true |
Why do mountains make people laugh? because they're hill-areas! | true |
What's the difference between leonardo dicaprio and sesame street? sesame street has an oscar. | true |
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog. | true |
Use a flower pot to amplify sound from your cell phone or ipod (photo) | false |
'plus-size' model leah kelley: we need more size 8 models | false |
How can a man take an abortion pill? he just picks one up and leaves. | true |
Congressional black caucus offers morality test to trump budget | false |
Richard wolff says capitalism drives inequality with 'explosive' consequences for society | false |
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? spot | true |
How can you tell a pirate is being raped? you hear him screaming quit plunderin' my booty! | true |
Why was the easter egg so happy? he just got laid by some chick! | true |
Knock knock who's there? owls. owls who? they certainly do | true |
Why little moments are key to relationship growth | false |
Coworker: it'll either work or it won't. me: yes. those would be the two possible outcomes. | true |
How do you find will smith in the snow? you look for the fresh prints | true |
April showers bring may flowers.. and mayflowers bring smallpox. | true |
Two hispanic men are playing basketball. it's juan on juan. | true |
The best chain pizza joint: a huffpost deathmatch | false |
A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops. | true |
What was the rabbi's favorite frozen treat? jew-lato | true |
Evidence in renisha mcbride case will show shooting was 'justified,' says homeowner's lawyer | false |
Why do black people only have nightmares? because the last one who had a dream got shot. | true |
Two men walk into a bar. you think one of them would have seen it... | true |
What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? getting the wheelchair in the pot. | true |
Jeb bush explains why presidential candidates ignore debate questions | false |
Q: what's the strongest bird? a: a crane. | true |
4 commonly asked questions about starting a meditation practice | false |
Campaign finance reformers want details at democratic debate | false |
Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra? it had suction cups. | true |
Physicians formula ph matchmaker lip gloss: i tried it | false |
Mattis, tillerson want blank check to wage illegal war | false |
Worst part about a dead puppy? walking them is a real drag. | true |
Once you go norris, you are physically unable to go back. | true |
Why are dockhands never featured in miley cyrus music videos? because they're port workers. | true |
Report: white house exploring new value-added tax and carbon tax | false |
To the people complaining about my tweets. sorry i'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0 | true |
Ashley greene wears stilettos that could take an eye out (photo) | false |
Why couples fight: harville hendrix and helen lakelly hunt | false |
Under the new health care bill, rape could be a pre-existing condition | false |
Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding. | true |
The daughter of an ex-coal executive helped lead trump’s national monuments review | false |
These extraordinary photos of u.s. skylines show cities as you've never seen them before | false |
I searched up blind in the dictionary but i couldn't see what it said | true |
What does an irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? dublin down | true |
Kim kardashian tackled by hollywood prankster at paris fashion week | false |
Stand for something: the perils of sitting and what you can do | false |
What do you get if you watch the blind side backwards? oher's nfl career | true |
Mitch mcconnell will still block merrick garland's nomination, donald trump be damned | false |
Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? because he doesnt do well on the poles | true |
Why does sean connery suck at diy? a lack of shelf awareness. | true |
*sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits | true |
House tour: a cottage home restored by artist nita stacy with storybook style (photos) | false |
Bill murray introduces an nfl game and it's hilarious | false |
Leonardo dicaprio to play multiple personalities in new film | false |
What is a duck's favorite drug? you might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle... | true |
If the miami shooting doesn't prove america has a problem, what will? | false |
On the front lines of the ebola outbreak | false |
My girl says i'm like a volcano in bed... dormant | true |
I just pooped my pants in the elevator. i'm taking this shit to a whole nother level. | true |
Ron burgundy co-anchors north dakota newscast for real | false |
I'm a pilot, and no, i'm not afraid to go to work today | false |
What did one plumber say to the other plumber? pipe down. | true |
A master baker is known to put a lot of himself into his work. | true |
What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? three pirates | true |
Never trust a mathematician with a graph. they're always plotting something. | true |
So i called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims | true |
'never leave the house': locked in with the national security state | false |
What are your two favourite times to party? daytime and night-time! | true |
Chrissy teigen somehow makes the braless outfit look so damn chic | false |
Blake lively shares adorable video of daughter calling jimmy fallon 'dada' | false |
My wife and i often orgasm at the same time but rarely in the same place. | true |
Blue ivy is a dancing cutie in beyoncé's latest instagram video | false |
Why are lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? because deep down they're really nice people. | true |
Father and son cooks accused of stealing $40,000 of chicken wings | false |
John lennon: imagine all the people me: ok but this is extremely boring | true |
Fda needs new standards for studying alzheimer's drugs | false |
Kelly wearstler posts photo of gold toilet paper on her instagram: who would buy this? (photo) | false |
What do you call 1 white guy with 500 black guys the warden | true |
Teacher: you're new here aren't you what's your name? pupil: fred mickey smith | true |
Gun violence is one of the least researched major killers in the u.s., study finds | false |
United kingdom proposes soda tax in ongoing fight against obesity | false |
Shaq lip-synching adele video: 'something like you' performance shared on instagram includes snack | false |
Rescue dog and baby bff are partners in crime and fashion | false |
Q: what makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? a: an onion. | true |
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. ba-dum psshh! | true |
What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? boo! t | true |
12 baby names inspired by christmas tv specials | false |
Stephen curry and wife ayesha welcome their second child, ryan carson curry | false |
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