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Huffpollster: trump voters say the government does too much for most americans | false |
Bae: come over. me: can't. i've to finish posting this joke. bae: my parents aren't home. | true |
What's the worst part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair. | true |
Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? dododododododododododododododododododododo | true |
Mckinsey global institute: women's equality would unleash massive growth | false |
A psychic punches a blind man. the blind man didn't see it coming, but the psychic did. | true |
I like my women the same way i like my guns... black and oily with a sensitive trigger. | true |
Spilled orange juice on my way to a math conference in spain | false |
House tour: inside solange knowles' bold brooklyn home featured in elle september 2012 (photos) | false |
The political conventional wisdom that turned out to be wrong in 2015 | false |
What did who the clown use as his clown horn? who nose? | true |
Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don't like on | true |
What's another name for black pitbull? flo rida | true |
What's the difference between up and down? it all depends on how you look at it | true |
When kids get their hands on 'the fashion coloring book' (photos) | false |
There was this one time i discovered a time machine... i still remember it like it was tomorrow. | true |
Iram leon, dad with brain cancer, wins marathon while pushing daughter in stroller (video) | false |
Cnn says it didn't ask florida shooting survivor to read a scripted question | false |
A living systems approach to addressing the high school dropout crisis | false |
Shaping a movement that leaves no one behind | false |
What happens when donald trump takes cialis? he grows taller. | true |
What did the elephant say to the naked man? you breathe through *that*? | true |
Sen. joe manchin says he's 'moved on' from trump sexual misconduct allegations | false |
Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'cause horses are rubbish at drawing | true |
Today's 'voter fraud' efforts recall infamous 1990 attempt to deter black vote | false |
Great cleaning tips: how to wash windows, mirrors without streaks | false |
Let this massive mural of kanye west making out with himself make you feel better | false |
Perception is not reality and it may lead you to the wrong place | false |
God damn it! i said glass of juice not gas the jews. -hitler | true |
Multiple sclerosis: annette funicello, former mouseketeer, dies from complications of the disease | false |
State department told some refugee offices they should plan to close next year | false |
Thousands of venezuelans cross into colombia in search of food and medicine | false |
Winter activities: how many calories do you burn? | false |
How paul ryan could save his legacy — and our democracy (a fantasy) | false |
My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... i think she's bluffing. | true |
Gunman's attempt to rob pokemon go players ends in a shootout | false |
Meghan heffern of the cw's backpackers is a mickey mouse fan | false |
Girls spend 160 million more hours a day than boys doing unpaid work: report | false |
All of tom haverford's most ridiculous business ideas in one video | false |
'eat your f**king food' is the parenting anthem you didn't know you needed | false |
I've stopped trying to understand sandwiches with a third piece of bread in the middle. | true |
Do you know poop is tapered at one end? so your asshole doesn't slam shut. | true |
Time to be creative. i'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke! a dresser without drawers. | true |
Did you hear about the mexican train robber? he really had loco-motives. | true |
The courage to find soul: a call for more 'psyche' in psychology | false |
Chuck norris doesn't get hangovers. he just gets pissed. | true |
3 simple steps to get the love you want | false |
Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything. | true |
Democratic senate candidates run from obama while gop moves toward his agenda | false |
Are people with ocd upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order? | true |
You can't say happiness without saying penis. coincidence ? i think not... | true |
Robin thicke can't even name a second robin thicke song | true |
Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with muscular dystrophy? two caaaaaaaaaaaaanes! | true |
America's first cocktail: was it the sazerac? (infographic) | false |
Biden announces crucial piece of his cancer moonshot initiative | false |
What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? a connoisaur | true |
The federal reserve holds off on interest rate hike | false |
Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty? | true |
It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. someone has to honk when the light turns green. | true |
Two guys walked in a bar and said.. the game. | true |
My last moments with my daughter, before she was killed at sandy hook 4 years ago | false |
I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... i hear it's a growth industry. | true |
Is there truth to the new book 'grain brain'? | false |
I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called pompie | true |
Dear millennials, from baby boomers (and vice versa) | false |
Was ryan gosling first choice for people's sexiest man alive?! | false |
12 times seth meyers got real about parenting | false |
I don't have a horse running in the derby but my money is on sarah jessica parker. | true |
She died doing what she loved! telling me how to drive. | true |
What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? banana foster | true |
Australian police shoot dead gunman in melbourne hostage taking | false |
Kanye's 'black skinhead' debuts on 'snl,' one day after massive video project hits streets (video) | false |
What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? pulp fiction | true |
Swiss fondue with iran while it blows up yemen | false |
7 ways real brides can save money on their wedding | false |
A music video about stressed-out moms, from their kids' perspective | false |
Two parents that will never give you their love and approval! -sad buzzfeed post | true |
Why is antarctica controversial? it's a polarizing topic. | true |
Why is uhura black? because william shat on her. | true |
Gay jokes are really not cool. cum on guys. | true |
After receiving call about homeless kittens, 911 operator saves the day | false |
What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? blunt trauma | true |
The roots of the haitian revolution are black futures | false |
Russians at home and in america expect trump to deliver -- but on what depends | false |
Kate middleton visits national portrait gallery with statement necklace on (photos) | false |
I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but nah | true |
Web giants face battle over 'do not track', other consumer privacy legislation | false |
50 cent is so broke i bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar. | true |
Male models singing daft punk's 'get lucky' is pretty funny (video) | false |
So crap that it's good (i hope) whats white and cant climb trees? a fridge -_- | true |
About to go for a run, because shoplifting | true |
8 foolproof ways to make one dress work all wedding season | false |
What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? logging off. | true |
Londoners' top 10 sights to see after the olympics (photos) | false |
Yik yak app makers do the right thing | false |
What did hitler drink, as a child? jews! | true |
When i think of you, there are some capital gains in my pants. - sexy accountant pickup lines | true |
'glee' bashed, 'this means war' crashed and more: the week in ouch | false |
More than 100 cambodian-americans rounded up, now may face deportation | false |
It's totally normal that your sex life is nothing like the movies | false |
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