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Mississippi teens face murder charge for 6-year-old boy shot in stolen car | false |
Make your eyes look bigger with these 5 makeup tricks (video) | false |
Florida man accused of killing man with hot frying pan identified by tats | false |
What you should know about the experience of black college students | false |
Olympic differences in the way men and women move | false |
Brawl breaks out in taiwanese parliament as lawmakers throw water balloons and chairs | false |
'geography club,' outfest los angeles winner, to be distributed | false |
A kid got in trouble for masturbating in the coat room all he did was jacket | true |
5 simple ways to spice up your garden wedding | false |
Why was the table pissed at jesus? because he looked a little cross. | true |
I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... it was a real milestone. | true |
Donald trump doesn’t understand alliances or nuclear weapons | false |
What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? a condescending con descending. | true |
Homer simpson kills the 'south park' kids in new couch gag | false |
Redditors are like alchemists. they try to turn their nonsense into gold. | true |
Should the bay area be concerned that wondercon is foresaking frisco for anaheim? | false |
Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? attempted murder. | true |
2 university students shot dead at house party | false |
Clinton world isn't ready to move past comey, even as the fbi turns to trump | false |
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? because he was always lost at c! | true |
Traffic to wikipedia terrorism entries plunged after snowden revelations, study finds | false |
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: mother said there would be knights like this. | true |
Obama just did his last state of the union. will the gop miss him at all? | false |
Avoiding the jet lag drag on your next trip | false |
Celebrities, politicians meet up for 2016 white house correspondents' dinner | false |
'we won't allow them to stop us from bringing attention to police brutality' | false |
5 ways summer is aging you -- and how to prevent it | false |
Hung lesbian how can you tell a lesbian is hung? she has really long fingers | true |
Zoe saldana, 'infinitely polar bear' star, on losing her father at age 9 | false |
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened. | true |
So i tried to get a ride from subway., turns out that they don't deliver | true |
Before meeting a hot chick, wish i could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit. | true |
Who's the top selling author in russia? salman rush b | true |
Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? the plot was a bit scattered. | true |
Maxim's hot 100 list is bogus. some of those girls look way younger than 100. | true |
What do you call an average ogre? mediogre. | true |
How did harry potter get down the hill?? walking .. jk rownling | true |
Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use. | true |
Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking? | true |
Mizzou protests highlight dearth of black faculty nationwide | false |
Kristen bell on her post-baby body: 'i have a huge muffin top -- who cares?!' | false |
They cloned a man without his permission. was he angry? he was just beside himself. | true |
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish man? none. | true |
Why i don't like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because. | true |
Ten commandments monument removed from oklahoma capitol grounds | false |
Looks like nike has been sucked into the fifa scandal | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer | true |
The real difference between teenage boys and girls' sexting habits? boys forward more. | false |
What's the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates... | true |
Why was the lumberjack executed? he committed treeson. | true |
Cyber citizenship heads to texas public middle schools | false |
Divorced celebrities who remarried after saying they wouldn't | false |
Kathy griffin's social media accounts may have been hacked | false |
7 unknown islands that won't be for very long | false |
Ama request floyd mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment. | true |
The new power girls: what happens after the climb | false |
Brother travels the world, surprises sister for her 19th birthday | false |
Someone's gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves | true |
Make it look like i live in a cheesecake factory. - nba players to their interior designers | true |
Celebrity kids who got caught in the middle of their parents' divorces | false |
Nirvana in east austin: dinner at eden east on springdale farm | false |
What do you call a group of mexican racists? the que que que! | true |
I think i've found the cure for aids. it was in the bathroom cabinet after all. | true |
Sometimes when i'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... but i always refrain | true |
Davos: with the saudis absent, zarif's fairy tales prevailed | false |
I don't give a rat's ass about the republican national convention | false |
You'll never believe who's shilling for the tsa | false |
In victoria secret shop... sir can i help you? yes...does this come in children sizes? | true |
Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection? one's a cunning runt..... | true |
Robin wright and jimmy fallon 'turn and face the music' | false |
How do you cure a mute coworker? tell them a secret | true |
Embroiled in controversies, trump seeks boost on foreign trip | false |
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection... a cracker with cheese. | true |
This just might be the spot that inspired 'frozen' | false |
Derrick rose gang rape allegations are 'completely false,' says lawyer | false |
Grief and anxiety: how can i calm down when i know bad things happen? | false |
Flaws in how we evaluate leaders (from kahneman's thinking, fast and slow) | false |
From torturing to killing innocent people: this is who we are | false |
Tons of guys wave at me when i drive my wife's car. | true |
Egypt sends submarine to look for missing flight ms804 | false |
Here's every important person who decided to pass on the rnc | false |
11 beauty treatments you can totally do yourself at home | false |
Q: what's the difference between a duck? a: one of its legs is both the same. | true |
Energy drinks linked with alcohol and drug use in teens | false |
How did the basketball court get wet? the players dribbled all over it! | true |
What does sherlock call his friends? his holmies | true |
What do you get hanging from apple trees? sore arms. | true |
Warner bros. fires showrunner after sexual harassment allegations (update) | false |
Lady gaga wows homeless lgbtq youth with surprise performance | false |
Mika brzezinski doesn’t want a smart apple tv | false |
There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other get out of my son | true |
If a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat | true |
Top 10 ways to give the gift of story this holiday | false |
Suspect arrested in new orleans mardi gras shooting | false |
Paddling the erie canal, 15 miles or more a day (photos) | false |
How did the black guy get his pilot's license? he went to flight school, you racist bastards. | true |
A chef gets honest about turkey tips -- and brining | false |
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? they both drip when they're fucked. | true |
Lawyers for kim davis vow to appeal contempt order | false |
Trump's labor nominee is ready for his hearing, spokesman says (update) | false |
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